Who would you like to see in a Celebrity Deathmatch?

[Ev0]

Bill Gates vs. Steve Wozniak (of Apple Computers) Weapon: Computer mice

 

[millencolin]

jerry springer vs one of his trailer trash guests

weapon- steve

 

[miniMADness]

Hey! leave Steve alone! hes cool!

 

[Ethix101]

P. Diddy vs. an 18-wheeler
Coke vs. Pepsi
Ashtun Coooootcher (sp?) vs. Pauly Shore
Shawn Fanning (Napster guy) vs. Seth Green (watch the Italian Job: 2003 remake)
Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li



-Mark

 

[millencolin]

wayne vs garth (waynes world)
weapon: the evil hand garth made

 

[miniMADness]

Originally posted by ExigeExcel
Jay Kay -V- Jodie Kidd (Jay Kay- ferrari Enzo, Jodie Maserati spyder (Viewers of top gear will know what im on about)

No, it has to be in the Suzuki Liana!!!

 

[Shadow]

Freddy Vs. Jason(i mean a REAL deathmatch....not that wannabe movie)

Chucky Vs. Leprechaun(midget wars!!!)






ohohohohohohohohoh!!!!! just thought of one!!!!


J-Lo Vs. Eva Mendez

now THERES a great match!!👍

 

[CDailey]

Originally posted by Joey
Or me.
They could fight with me.

Me first. My match up, I get to fight them first. Actually, I'd let me beat me up.

 

[under18carbon]

Originally posted by Ethix101
P. Diddy vs. an 18-wheeler
Coke vs. Pepsi
Ashtun Coooootcher (sp?) vs. Pauly Shore
Shawn Fanning (Napster guy) vs. Seth Green (watch the Italian Job: 2003 remake)
Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li



-Mark

Ashton Kutcher?

On second thought, I'd like to see this :

Shawn Fanning (Napster) vs. James Hetfield (of Metallica) !

 

[miss_schu]

Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston!
Weapon: Lara Croft Pistols

Heather Locklier vs Denise Richards!
Weapon: High Heels

Michael Schumacher vs Fernando Alonso!
Weapon: Mumm Champagne Bottles

Jennifer Garner vs Jennifer Lopez!
Weapon: Sai

Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris!
Weapon: Nunchaku

 

[Solid Lifters]

Dusting off an old one, eh?

Eddie Van Halen vs. Sammy Hagar.
Weapon = Dean Flying V for Sammy, and a Peavey Wolfgang for Eddie.

These two need to just bash the s*** out of each other to help resolve things.

 

[Slicks]

Chris Bangle vs. J Mays. Weapon: Slightly dulled pencils.

 

[TS]

Osama Bin Laden vs. Sadaam Hussein.
Weapon: Anything that causes max pain and destruction.

 

[Evolution.]

You guys need to watch MTV2. Some of these actually happened.

Daddy Yankee .vs. Sean Paul...Weapon: Bundles Of Cash

Amanda Bynes .vs. Lindsay Lohan...Weapon: Retractable Pens

George Dubya and his Father .vs. John Kerry and Al Gore in a tag team match...Weapon: Plush Bears

Jordan (the GTP Owner) .vs. Michael Jordan...Weapon: Cordless Drills!


Predictions:

Sean Paul .vs. Daddy Yankee - Sean Paul

Amanda Bynes .vs. Lindsay Lohan - Amanda bynes

Dubya and his Daddy .vs. Al Gore And Kerry - Dubya and his Daddy

Jordan .vs. Michael Jordan - Jordan

 

[Studentdriver]

You got the Amanda Bynes vs. Lindsay Lohan one from Robot Chicken's Highlander parody. Admit it.

 

[Evolution.]

You got the Amanda Bynes vs. Lindsay Lohan one from Robot Chicken's Highlander parody. Admit it.

No. "What A Girl Wants" was on and I was looking at a Newgrounds video of the top 15 nip slips of all time (or something like that). Lindsay Lohan came up while "What A Girl Wants" was on. 💡

 

[High-Test]

Chris Bangle vs. J Mays. Weapon: Slightly dulled pencils.

Ha! There's a clever one..


Me vs. Fred Phelps.. No.. wait. Does wishing that a hateful, idiotic, loud, annoying, trouser stain on the earth would kick the bucket violate the AUP?

All US troops in Iraq vs. The entire Westboro baptist church.
GAU-8s and M4s vs. stupidity, lawsuits, annoying signs, and motorcycles.

Who'll win that one?

Sergeant Elias vs. R. Lee Ermey

weapons: walkie talkies and shovels

Jack Bauer vs. the US military.

Ginger baker vs. Tommy Lee

Mr. Peanut vs. the Jolly Green Giant
weapons: anything at Home Depot

Aunt Jemima vs. Mrs. Butterworth
weapons: frying pans and waffle irons

Chester Cheetah vs. Cap'n Crunch

Yasser Arafat vs Captain Crunch

Mr. Rogers Vs. captain crunch.
weapons: Trolley, King Friday, fish food, and fish. Fred's shoes and Jacket are fair game as well.

 

[Kylehnat]

Does anyone know why this show is back on MTV again? It was a horribly stupid show when it first debuted, and it's even worse now.

 

[magburner]

Rooney vs. Ronaldo, or Zidane vs. Materazzi!

 

[ND4SPD]

Steve Vai Vs. Jimi Hendrix Weapons: Electric guitars!

 

[guska]

Kati Holmes v Penelope Cruz v Nicole Kidman - Weapon, Tom's head (the last woman standing with Tom's head, is the winner, but it can be used as a weapon)

 

[Studentdriver]

Me vs. Fred Phelps.. No.. wait. Does wishing that a hateful, idiotic, loud, annoying, trouser stain on the earth would kick the bucket violate the AUP?

When you're talking about yourself I don't think that's an issue.

P.S. - I like the Young Frankenstein quote in your sig there.

 

[Slicks]

Ha! There's a clever one..


Me vs. Fred Phelps.. No.. wait. Does wishing that a hateful, idiotic, loud, annoying, trouser stain on the earth would kick the bucket violate the AUP?

Who's Fred Phelps?


Micheal Shumacher vs. Jeff Gordon. Weapon: Impact guns (air powered... You know... like for taking wheels off, etc.)

 

[Lee]

GTP's very own Casio vs The Statue of David, weapon: None, Au Natural baby!!

 

[High-Test]

Who's Fred Phelps?


Micheal Shumacher vs. Jeff Gordon. Weapon: Impact guns (air powered... You know... like for taking wheels off, etc.)

Look up the Westboro Baptist church on Wikipedia. If what they do doesn't piss you off then you really need to re-examine your morals.

 

[RVDNuT374]

Jeff Gordon vs. Matt Kenseth. Weapon: their 3400 lb Winston Cup cars 👍

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

Jack Black v. Kyle Gass
weapon: mind bullets

 

[east]

Dave Mustaine vs Kirk Hammet
Weapon:Flying Vs

 

[a6m5]

Jordan .vs. Michael Jordan - Jordan

You would put our Jordan against 6' 6", 200 pound(more like 250 now, I'm sure) man, who also happens to be one of the best athlete ever lived, wouldn't you?

I'd like to see:
Pedro Martinez vs. players he's hit.

Shaq vs. Chuck Norris

Steven Seagal vs. Mark Wahlberg

tha con vs. Solid Lifters

Bonus:

Me vs. whiney/jerk customers

 

[High-Test]

When you're talking about yourself I don't think that's an issue.

P.S. - I like the Young Frankenstein quote in your sig there.

Funny Funny Ha Ha!!




P.S. -Thanks!