I have an absolute killer.
Shaddap You Face - (The Joe Dolce Music Theatre)
Here's the lyrics.
Spoken] 'Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe, I got-a something special for you. Ready? Uno, due, tre, quattro.
When I was a boy just about the eighth grade,
Mamma used to say "Don't stay out late
With the bad boys, always shoot-a pool,
Giuseppe going to flunk-a school."
Boy it make-a me sick, all the thing I gotta do,
I can't-a get-a no kicks, I always got to follow rules:
Boy it make-a me sick, just to make-a lousy bucks,
Got to feel-a like a fool, and Mamma used to say all the time:
What's-a matter you hey got-a no respect,
Whaddya think you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's a nice-a place,
Ah shaddap you face!
[Spoken] That's my Mamma, kid, now remember. Big accordion solo. Yow! Play that thing! Really nice, really nice.
But soon there come a day gonna be a big star,
Then make-a TV shows and-a movies, get-a myself a new car,
But still I be myself, I don't want-a to change a thing,
Still-a dance and-a sing, I think about-a Mamma, she used to say:
What's-a matter you hey got-a no respect,
Whaddya think you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's a nice-a place,
Ah shaddap you face!
[Spoken] Mamma, she said it all-a the time.
What's-a matter you hey got-a no respect,
Whaddya think you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's a nice-a place,
Ah shaddap you face!
[Spoken] That's my Mamma. Hello, everybody that's out there in the radio and TV land. Did you know I had a big hit song in Italy with-a this? Shaddap You Face. I sing-a this song, all-a my fans applaud, they clap-a the hands. That make me feel so good. You ought to learn-a this-a song, it's really simple. See, I sing "What's-a matter you", you sing "Hey", then I sing-a the rest. And then at the end we can all-a sing "Ah shaddap you face." OK let's try it, really good, uno, due, tre, quattro:
What's-a matter you (hey) got-a no respect (hey),
Whaddya think you do (hey) why you look-a so sad? (hey)
It's-a not so bad (hey) it's a nice-a place,
Ah shaddap you face!
[Spoken] That's great, we can do it better this time I bet, hey:
What's-a matter you (hey) got-a no respect (hey),
Whaddya think you do (hey) why you look-a so sad? (hey)
It's-a not so bad (hey) it's a nice-a place,
Ah shaddap you face!
[Spoken] OK, one-a time for Mamma, everybody:
What's-a matter you (hey) got-a no respect (hey),
Whaddya think you do (hey) why you look-a so sad? (hey)
It's-a not so bad (hey) it's a nice-a place,
Ah shaddap you face!
I hate you!
