Worst you've dealt with online...

[The Stig Farmer]

If we stuck to GT5 we'd run out of funny stories. The only ones coming out of GT5 at the moment are "I joined a cruise lobby and everyone was in X1s", "I won three races in a row and got kicked", and "hackers suck lulz".

 

[ginsunh]

Oddly enough, I was in a pretty clean running room for the most memorable worst. It was a Shuffle room and the noob host was kicking people out every minute for the stupidest things. You could (falsely) accuse somebody of driving dirty and BOOM, they were kicked. Destinkeys was egging the host on, ordering him to "kick him", and "kick him too". I made a light hearted joke about it and Destinkeys posts "kick ginsunh". Sure enough, BOOM, gone. You'd think you wouldn't care, but the racing had been getting good.

 

[GT5Power]

No PSN's please.

On another note, how about we get this thread moved to the GT6 forum now that GT6 is around the corner? 💡

 

[sparkytooth]

Because GT6 isn't out yet for another 20 something days @GT5Power?

 

[GT5Power]

I mean when GT6 is out. Sorry about the lack of clarification.

 

[sparkytooth]

Fair enough.

 

[GT5Power]

Reviving this, to say that I just returned from a room where two guys were cursing at each other. If only there was a screenshot feature.

 

[sparkytooth]

No interesting stories from me except that time when I destroyed an entire GRC grid singlehandedly on Toscana.

 

[The Stig Farmer]

No interesting stories from me except that time when I destroyed an entire GRC grid singlehandedly on Toscana.

Twice.

No need to boast.

 

[sparkytooth]

Twice.

No need to boast.

I cannot be stopped Charles.

 

[The Stig Farmer]

I cannot be stopped Charles.

Yes you can. Just leave me alone with your LFAs for a good hour or two...

Oh and don't call me that. Makes me feel old

 

[R5]

Yes you can. Just leave me alone with your LFAs for a good hour or two...

Oh and don't call me that. Makes me feel old

'Feel'

Also got kicked out of a lobby for preferring Zooey DesChanel over Megan Fox
"Ewww Europeans are ugly" one said... they didn't realise Zooey is both American and divine

 

[Vic Reign93]

'Feel'

Also got kicked out of a lobby for preferring Zooey DesChanel over Megan Fox
"Ewww Europeans are ugly" one said... they didn't realise Zooey is both American and divine

Same thing would have happened to me if I was there.
Personally I'm more of an Olivia Wilde fan for a few good reasons.

 

[sparkytooth]

Yes you can. Just leave me alone with your LFAs for a good hour or two...

Oh and don't call me that. Makes me feel old

Charleston Charles???

Not even my LFAs can be stopped, thanks to the PP system and the holy blessing from the higher careless being Translator-San.

 

[R5]

Same thing would have happened to me if I was there.
Personally I'm more of an Olivia Wilde fan for a few good reasons.

That's fair enough, as long as we don't just argue for 29 minutes with poor grammar and pointless emoticons about it

 

[Vic Reign93]

That's fair enough, as long as we don't just argue for 29 minutes with poor grammar and pointless emoticons about it

You'll get no argument from me about Zooey. 👍

On topic: Went into a lobby with 295hp and 1100kg rules in limits in place. Take a guess on what was being raced?

Heavily power limited DTM and Super GT300 racer's. So much for the welcome back to GT5 party. 👎

 

[R5]

Bending the rules is terrible now.

Like the detuned Lexus LFAs which seem to be more normal in some of my racing lobbies. My god damned Evora can't keep up on the straights, but really does hang on in the corners. Norfolk engineering y'see 👍

 

[sparkytooth]

Bending the rules is terrible now.

Like the detuned Lexus LFAs which seem to be more normal in some of my racing lobbies. My god damned Evora can't keep up on the straights, but really does hang on in the corners. Norfolk engineering y'see 👍

The LFA is really fast in a straight line. Higher than normal HP + Next to nei aero = Unpredictable.

 

[R5]

The LFA is really fast in a straight line. Higher than normal HP + Next to nei aero = Unpredictable.

I guess so, and its normally substandard drivers too

Crashes galore!

 

[sparkytooth]

I guess so, and its normally substandard drivers too

Crashes galore!

It's also quite tail happy. I'm normally able to out LFA the LFA drivers in the room.

 

[R5]

It's also quite tail happy. I'm normally able to out LFA the LFA drivers in the room.

A monkey could out LFA some of the LFA drivers online

 

[GT5Power]

Yay, I caused a series of replies with my post

I'm normally able to out LFA the LFA drivers in the room.

Could you tell me your LFA's HP and kg? Mine has 600ish HP, but it weighs around 1550 kg, so it pretty much turns like a boat.

 

[Vic Reign93]

Yay, I caused a series of replies with my post

Could you tell me your LFA's HP and kg? Mine has 600ish HP, but it weighs around 1550 kg, so it pretty much turns like a boat.

Might as well throw a curve ball into the mix.
My 550pp LFA has 585 hp and stock weight and is based on the NE edition.

 

[Vic Reign93]

Sorry, double post.

 

[GT5Power]

@Vic Reign93: A bit offtopic, but I just saw your sig: It is bad.

 

[Vic Reign93]

@Vic Reign93: A bit offtopic, but I just saw your sig: It is bad.

Well hopefully I can make it at least 2 out of 3 with the DS3 before GT6 comes out.

 

[sparkytooth]

Might as well throw a curve ball into the mix.
My 550pp LFA has 585 hp and stock weight and is based on the NE edition.

Exactly the Pink Phantom's specs, except she makes slightly more, around 589HP at 550pp. She has stock weight as well.

 

[Vic Reign93]

Exactly the Pink Phantom's specs, except she makes slightly more, around 589HP at 550pp. She has stock weight as well.

We might have to find out who's LFA can out LFA the other LFA.

 

[sparkytooth]

We might have to find out who's LFA can out LFA the other LFA.

I never upgraded her exhaust though

 

[Vic Reign93]

I never upgraded her exhaust though

Neither did I.