Donkey Of The Month Awards
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ExigeExcel
He'd prbably snap otherwise
Smallhorses
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Rio Ferdinand looks like Snoop Dogg.
I'm beginning to warm to Peter Crouch it seems. I've always thought he had decent footskills, but that was all. But the last couple of games, I've started to really warm to him. This might also be due to my continuing dislike for Fernando Morontes (who used to be one of my favourite players prior to Liverpool), Djabroni Cissé and Robbie Fatler.
I'm beginning to warm to Peter Crouch it seems. I've always thought he had decent footskills, but that was all. But the last couple of games, I've started to really warm to him. This might also be due to my continuing dislike for Fernando Morontes (who used to be one of my favourite players prior to Liverpool), Djabroni Cissé and Robbie Fatler.
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El Gigante
I take it all back
You know how these things live to bite you in the ass?
So in the three matches since you called them "all crap", the named players have scored NINE (Fowler 1, Cisse 2, Morientes 2, Crouch 4) of Liverpool's 15 goals!
Can you please say how crap Sheffield Wednesday are now? Please?
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FamineYou know how these things live to bite you in the ass?
So in the three matches since you called them "all crap", the named players have scored NINE (Fowler 1, Cisse 2, Morientes 2, Crouch 4) of Liverpool's 15 goals!
Can you please say how crap Sheffield Wednesday are now? Please?
Wow, must have magic powers or something! Awesome.
And yes, Sheffield Wednesday are crap i'm afraid
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More like relegation scrap here we come 
Only Joking, i'm sure you'll do fine
Only Joking, i'm sure you'll do fine
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Latest Donkey nomination has to go to Olivier Tebily of Birmingham City.
Brought on at halftime with Birmingham 3-0 down, to shore up their defence, he allows Liverpool to net 3 more, and then adds one more himself to complete the 7-0 hammering! Oooops!
Brought on at halftime with Birmingham 3-0 down, to shore up their defence, he allows Liverpool to net 3 more, and then adds one more himself to complete the 7-0 hammering! Oooops!
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It's going to be a tight one this month... Own-goals are gold-dust in this contest, but especially when you're already 6-0 down... at home! 
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DQuaN
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Watch the "Drogba admits handball clip! What a Donkey!
Ok, so first he admits a handball, then he says "....Sometimes I dive...." then about 20 seconds later when he's asked "Do you think that's acceptable, that you dive?" he responds with "I don't dive!"
Moron.
Ok, so first he admits a handball, then he says "....Sometimes I dive...." then about 20 seconds later when he's asked "Do you think that's acceptable, that you dive?" he responds with "I don't dive!"
Moron.
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Yeah that was funny. Maybe his English isn't so good, but he did make himself look like a fool.
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Ofcourse he admitted handball, if he didn't he'd have looked a bigger fool. Drogba isn't the bad guy for handballing it, it wasn't a deliberate handball, it's down to the ref to spot that and make his call.
as for the diving comments, I think it's the language barrier, he didn't mean he dives, but on no he doesn't dive.
as for the diving comments, I think it's the language barrier, he didn't mean he dives, but on no he doesn't dive.
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Wow, nice. I though Messi made a meal out of that tackle but now i see it again it does actually look pretty bad.
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After march deliberation, and the toughest competition thus far, this month's uber-Donkey is:
Pascal Chimbonda of Wigan (for helping his team snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in such tremendous style)
The English FA's kitman, responsible for Peter Crouch's shirt error, gets a special mention (albeit anonymously), and is to be the kitman for the GTP Donkey Dream Team...
This month we shall have a regular Donkey plus your nominations for Managerial Donkey of the Year, the winner of which will be announced at the end of the season...
Pascal Chimbonda of Wigan (for helping his team snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in such tremendous style)
The English FA's kitman, responsible for Peter Crouch's shirt error, gets a special mention (albeit anonymously), and is to be the kitman for the GTP Donkey Dream Team...
This month we shall have a regular Donkey plus your nominations for Managerial Donkey of the Year, the winner of which will be announced at the end of the season...
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Yes Pascal Chimbonda deserves it for sure. He's also been wearing gloves for the whole season, i think. Not sure why.
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Bee
No way man. It should go to Benitez for playing Peter Crouch every game.
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If Chelsea don't win the title, Jose would be a contender imo for throwing it away and for being so over confident earlier on about it.
If they win, then you can't really call him a donkey for anything, he's won the title which is something 19 other managers failed to do this season.
If they win, then you can't really call him a donkey for anything, he's won the title which is something 19 other managers failed to do this season.
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Personally i think Portsmouth are making a comeback. They've done very well in their past few games, i'd rather see them stay up than West Brom anyway.
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I'd really love to see them stay up, I really don't mind them as a side, and I don't mind Harry Redknapp. Pedro Mendes has really settled in well there, too, and has turned into quite a player.
As for Benitez playing Crouch every game? I can't say I'm complaining. I've really warmed to Crouch as of late, he's played well, and proved he can score goals.
But Redknapp would be the best choice for Managerial Donkey Of The Year for the aforementioned reasons.
As for Benitez playing Crouch every game? I can't say I'm complaining. I've really warmed to Crouch as of late, he's played well, and proved he can score goals.
But Redknapp would be the best choice for Managerial Donkey Of The Year for the aforementioned reasons.
