Somebody awakened my bad side... I've ripped one reviewer of GT1, now let's see what I'm coming up with for play boy at Tea Leaves.
--GRAPHICS-- (He says: "...the full uglitude of GT4 is revealed... to convince your friends into thinking that GT4 doesn't look like ass... Graphics aren't everything, though.")
Gran Turismo 4 is the most beautiful of the GT games. You mean to tell me that the more ludicrious looks of GT3 is better than GT4? Unless you think Forza Motorsport is more beautiful than GT4, you'll need to get up off me with that mess, player. Or he probably thinks "Burnout 3: Takedown" looks better. Look at the details when you race with the convertible top down. Think about how beautiful your ride looks in a good Photo Mode location. There are beautiful automobiles in this game and beautifully-modelled vehicles. (Verdict: 3.25/10.00)
--DRIVING DYNAMICS-- (He says: "Gone is the 'driving through a vat of butter' feeling, replaced instead by ludicrous amounts of understeer on every vehicle (including front-engine, rear wheel drive monsters) at speed... 'protecting you from oversteer and understeer, which doesn't really make a lot of sense... I'm not sure I have the words to accurately capture how completely brain-dead this is.")
You're right, I
don't know how completely brain-dead this is. No, not what he said, but his choice of words in response to driving in GT4. I actually turn ASM off and tone down TCS all the way down to 1. This choice of settings won't make someone like
No TCS Needed happy, considering the screen name. But I actually don't want to unecessarily spin or have an avoidable spin. You can always tone these settings in your garage or whatever. I always say that any car you think is crappy can be made better with tuning. THAT'S WHY YOU TUNE UP THE CARS! Don't like to race a Civic Type-R? Mod it up so you can moderately like it. Hate that Midget D-Type? Make it better. People questioned Enthusia Professional Racing for its driving model, but the driving model isn't bad. Here's my suggestion to understand the driving model- race a go-kart. That was the way I got accustomed to the driving model. It doesn't have to be a flawed model, you know. (Verdict: 4.00/10.00)
--TUNING-- (He says: "...'tuning the car' is an essential part of the game... If anything, tuning is about making a car act
less like stock model, not more. So this is just a stupid decision on Polyphony's part...")
Are you kidding me, player? So you mean to tell me that if I rigged a 1998 Ford Taurus SHO with Stage 3 NA and Racing Mediums, that it's the same performance I should expect when I see a late 1990s Ford Taurus at a used car dealership? I'll bet my Pescarolo Courage C60 that this reviewer escaped from the looney bin and decided to attack Gran Turismo like it was a helpless senior citizen. He must be an arcade-type person, so at least be thankful there's Nitrous for you to use. It was a stupid decision to say that tuning makes cars MORE like stock than LESS. That's the worst shizzle I read. I'd want to be nice guy, but read my verdict score for what I think about this. (Verdict: 0.25/10.00)
--MENU-- (He says: "...the boring and confusing single-screen menu system of GT3 with a boring and confusing side-scrolling menu system in GT4. 2.5 engineers probably worked full time on that menu system for 11 months. Their next project will probably involve little animated menus for DVDs that keep me from watching the movie as quickly as I'd like. The menus are a mishmash of choices superimposed on a fairly abstract map of the world. It's not the worst menu system I've ever used. It does, I guess, get the job done.")
You know, I might need Anger Management classes after looking at this. That is truly ridiculous. You know how ridiculous this is? The menus are of professional quality and looks a hell of a lot more polished than any other GT. Everything looks really polished, even on the perspective of menus. So what were you looking for, something like ugly-looking graphics with obnoxious and annoying rock music in the background? It VERY MUCH gets the job done. Just for the "2.5 engineers for 11 months" deal, check this score. (Verdict: 3.00/10.00)
--CARS-- (He says: "GT4 has detailed information on every car in the game, but frustratingly presents that information via a side-scrolling marquee view that prevents you from actually reading the items in less than 10 minutes... apparentely the localization team
hates me I have to suffer... as in previous games, a large percentage of them are Skylines. I happen to like Skylines, but if you care more about, say, American muscle cars than obscure Nissan models, you might find yourself a bit chagrined.")
Oh, here we go with the "too many Skylines" deal. Don't like them, don't use them. I hate people who think that every other car is a Skyline or a Kei car. At least it's better than an all-sports car game, because let's face it. Don't racing only sports cars get old every now and then? Don't you want some diversity? That's why there's a world of cars even if you like to b*tch and gripe about wanting Ferraris and stuff. At least this game had more diversity than GT3. Even GT3 kept many of the manufacturers despite the fact that GT3 was more incomplete than any other GT. Think about it. (Verdict: 5.00/10.00)
--LICENSE TESTS-- (He says: "...GT4 makes you trudge through too many license tests and too many entry-level races to 'earn money' to make progress. The license tests themselves are interesting, but I wish they were optional.")
After all the "forced to race..." comments, this one is about as bad. I always start anew with a GT game. All that License Test stuff, that's to teach your ass how to drive rather than slamming the wall and spinning out. You don't know what a GT could throw at you, so that's why you prepare with the License Tests. They prepare you for racing in GT4 and even real life. Plus, you can even win cars just for clearing a License section with all of a certain prize. In other words- you can basically start Gran Turismo 4 without buying a car. My first car was the 2002 VW Golf, and I lost my first race at Autumn Ring Mini Reverse. It was okay because I knew this GT wasn't going to be easy. Freaking practice your technique and you won't be such an ass on the track! If they were optional, then you'd just pretend this was just another racing game, because it is NOT another racing game no matter what any hypocrite dare say. (Verdict: 4.25/10.00)
--B-SPEC MODE-- (He says: "One feature that is new since GT3 is the addition of B-Spec Mode. Essentially, you are directing a computer driver, gently suggesting that he try to pass an opponent, or that he ease up a bit, or that he come in for a pit stop. If you're one of the intrepid souls who was an early beta-tester of
LawnMan 2: Watching Grass Grow, B-Spec mode will be right up your alley.")
At least the guy doesn't call the B-Spec racer as "B-Spec Bob." That's the only credit I'll give him. Other than that, this jive turkey is only reinforcing the same b*tchings people made about B-Spec. The worst of them is someone asking "why let the game play itself for you?" That is not true. Don't believe that garbage. You have to stand by your B-Spec racer every step of the way. Think about it like this. We are all B-Spec racers anyway. If we're trailing, we need to haul ass as soon as we can. If we're leading, we want to take things easy so that we don't easily blow the lead. A number of times, I've had the lead out of one turn, all to return to second place (I call the lead as "coming back," in the sense of "I have the lead, but that lead is coming back."). Overtaking is key as long as you do it right. You don't want to overtake in lapped traffic, do you? You have to play the game smart and not make silly mistakes that will cost you the race. Think about this like a sports game. You have to execute the play to perfection and hope your team can communicate effectively to win the game. Next person to say that B-Spec is only a waste of time, you need help. By the way, not every race is in B-Spec, so that's something to be proud of if you just HATE this. (Verdict: 5.50/10.00)
--TRACKS-- (He says: "One unquestionable plus about the game is its selection of courses... This, more than anything, is the best reason to buy the game if, like me, you need your racing games to have a good sense of place. There are also about 10 'original circuits' that are utterly bland and forgettable, but given the faithful rendition of Suzuka, I'm willing to cut them some slack on this issue.")
So Grand Valley Speedway is utterly bland and forgettable? Even I thought Alpine Ring (or Alpine Raceway?) in Forza Motorsport was a well-designed original course. I like original courses because you don't have to worry about gaining extra licensing money. Plus, it's a chance to show your creativity. Give it a shot. Come up with an original race track that can be as fun and as challenging as a real race track. Grand Valley Speedway has long been the #1 signature race track of the GT series. What does "ToCA Race Driver 3" have as a signature course? Well, maybe Brands Hatch, since that's the track where you see your car previews when you select a discipline and a race track. I wholly disagree with the track comment, but not for the reasons he specified. The highlight of the game is the cars and the racing. Correct cars can be debatable, but not tracks. I'm actually torn on what to give this, so I'll go for the half-grade. (Verdict: 5.00/10.00)
--ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE-- (He says: "The AI is indistinguishable from that in GT3, which is to say it is disgustingly horrible, an abomination of Biblical proportions. If there was an option to win races by simply turning off the stupid, irritating, useless, and utterly challenging computer cars and just racing against the clock, I would turn it on in a heartbeat... it is complete travesty from top to bottom.")
Read my complaints about ToCA Race Driver 3 and Pro Race Driver. When a race can be determined by the AI and not other factors, you know a game loses its appeal. I'll admit that this is the first Gran Turismo game in which I admit I've been lapped. I was lapped in the GT World Championship race at Hong Kong. I was a bad driver, accepted the loss, and moved on. Racing games aren't easy. It isn't hold down one button and win "by default" (like some stupid commentor once said on this site). To me, I'd rather race GT4 than anything of Codemasters or Microsoft. And the AI isn't THAT bad, so don't p*ss in your Huggies about it. Alright, player? Play those games before prostituting your supreme dislike of GT4's AI. (Verdict: 2.75/10.00)
--REAR VIEW MIRROR-- (He says: "The rear-view mirror in the game is still useless in that perspective it gives is somehow pointless... Can this possibly take more than three lines of code to fix? Gotham got it right. Gran Turismo doesn't.")
Too many whacks to the head, eh, boy? I'll admit to using my behind view than the rear view often times. I do use my rear-view, just that I prefer the look-behind. So I'll give this a modest score, and maybe the highest I'll give him. (Verdict: 7.00/10.00)
--WHY YOU SHOULD CARE-- (He says: "Well, if you want to buy my copy for $45 and save yourself $10 on what it could cost you at Best Buy after tax, drop me a line. Otherwise: it depends on your motivation. If you're looking for car porn, and the USB photo feature sounds appealing to you, and you like the idea of having a semi-interactive catalog of cars from around the world, I think you can justify the purchase... If you're looking for a good racing game, no,you should not buy Gran Turismo 4.")
Pay special attention here, GTPlanet. Initially, I had the TUNING score at 0.00, but I changed it to 0.25. This is the dumbest s:censored: of his review. Want to waste your life, play "Burnout 3: Takedown." Or for that matter, almost ANY Burnout. This game has something for everyone whether you want to admit it or not. Sometimes when I don't feel like racing for hours on end, there's a lot to do. I can listen to the Juke Box, check out some race previews, learn a few more about cars, buy and earn more cars to play in Arcade Mode (I think my count is at about 615), improve my License Test reults... I mean, there's so much to do. Don't buy the game if you aren't a committed gamer. I was motivated since when GT4 was first conceived to the public. In fact, I wanted to join GTPlanet just to follow GT4 and see what I wouldn't see elsewhere on the Internet. GTPlanet is still a wonderful message board service with dedicated people following GT5. Want to get the game, listen to me. Listen to Live4speed. Listen to Amar212. Listen to anyone cool on this site. The game is worth the money. Oh, and if this game is so bad, then why is this game a Greatest Hit about a year later? (Verdict: 0.00/10.00)
-- JOHN'S FINAL VERDICT --
Ironically, he talked about fifteen-page essays about how good GT4 is. Well, he said so much that I decided to attack his points. I had to put in so much because he had so many points I wanted to touch up on. Clearly put, this reinforces why I love the game. I love the game for many of the reasons he hated it. I've read complaint after complaint about this game. It doesn't mean I have to believe them, however. This game appeals to a number of different audiences of different types of levels. Areas I don't think he mentioned includes multiplayer, music, car sounds, variety of cars, rally racing, and that sort of thing. This cat is only jealous about this game. Everyone IS entitled to their own opinion. It doesn't mean, however, that he can simply attack certain sections of the game as if GT4 hasn't been attacked already. It leads me to believe this guy was convinced more about Forza or hated GT3 and wanted to know if GT4 could right GT3's wrongs. Most of his logic was flawed and even just nit-picky. Do you think people wanted to own GT4 just to increase Sony and PD's respective profits? Hell, they could have offered GT4 for charity and still make many millions and billions of dollars. I wanted to play this game for a long while and my interest has yet to die. I've loved this game and the series for what you can do. He made too many complaints, especially too many meaningless and mindless ones. I am a Gran Turismo veteran. I know most of the series inside and out. I love the series and Polyphony Digital. They shown that with a not-really powerful console, you can do so much to still have people appreciate your game with abounding love and respect. I get sick of most of the whining. I'm surprised he didn't make any jackass comments about no online play, so I'll cut him some slack. He is the "American Idol" equivalent of Simon Cowell. Gran Turismo 4 was a great game as I look for a potentially better GT5. Gran Turismo was the reason why games like Project Gotham Racing and even Forza Motorsport exists. Many have tried, many more have failed. But at the end of the day, it remains a stellar and complete racing title no matter whomever doubts any relevant element to GT4. This review is fraudulent and worse than that GT1 review someone gave. I don't know what driving game this guy was thinking about, but it is actually more enjoyable than GT3. Maybe he had this review planned for "Burnout 3: Takedown" and ended up posting this about GT4.
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While that was my only humor of this post, this was the result of about three hours of reading and pre-typing my post. After I've wasted a few hours of my life, I can proudly breathe again with this Final Verdict. So to anyone who wants to be as nit-picky, this could be you:
(Final Verdict: 0.25/10.00)
Court is adjourned. Now can you dig that?