Toilet Paper - Front or back of the roll?

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Toilet Paper Orientation?

  • Front of the roll, I'm not stupid!

    Votes: 47 52.2%
  • Back of the roll, momma raised a dork!

    Votes: 6 6.7%
  • It sits on the shelf because I'm too lazy to put it on the dispencer!

    Votes: 16 17.8%
  • Toilet paper?

    Votes: 21 23.3%

  • Total voters
    90
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gOoSeTeR
Actually, on occasion, i have tried the first bit of TP, and then thought "nope, now that's NOT going to work!" and had a shower instead.
:lol: I hate that feeling.
Omnis
Yeah, but instead of taking all that time to shower, you could've been straight with a quick little bidet attachment. Haha.
Bidet? That's for misting your flowers. Sometimes you need the massaging shower head on full-blast to fully clean the canyon.
 
kylehnat
:lol: I hate that feeling.

Bidet? That's for misting your flowers. Sometimes you need the massaging shower head on full-blast to fully clean the canyon.

Dunno what kind of bidet you're talking about there. The one at my grandma's house can be turned up so high, it becomes a pressure washer.
 
gOoSeTeR
Actually, on occasion, i have tried the first bit of TP, and then thought "nope, now that's NOT going to work!" and had a shower instead.

I just use half a roll.
 
I hope you flush often. My mom has this weird thing for clogging the toilet almost every time. Me and dad never do. I guess it's a woman thing.
 
Usually 2 flushes works, but it sucks when you spend a longer time wiping your ass than sitting on the toilet.
 
No, its worse when you give yourself a courtesy flush half way through, only to find the toilet was clogged by the last person and your now sitting in a huge puddle of poo poo juice. The only thing worse then that is having to jump to the next stall with your mud butt showing, and not being able to get all the butt butter off your boots and pants.

Every time someone came around, I had to pretend like I just farted in case they wondered where the stink was coming from. Worse day at work EVER... :grumpy:
 
Sometimes, after eating a lot of steak and holding it back while rushing to the toilet, it becomes possible to make some monster turds. Usually, these redwood logs are what clog my toilet, not the TP. We use Scott tissue which, like, dissolves upon saturation.
 
Not surprisingly, this thread has taken an unpleasant turn.
 
My loo roll sits on the top of tha looooooooo! coz i cant be bothered to put it in the prong thingys....my mum does that...
 
Toilet paper?

I just wash...:)

Only in public toilets or toilets witout water supply(hose, bidets...) that i use toilet/tissue paper.
 
Too far. Some folk just don't know when to stop.

This thread was about what way round the toilet paper hangs, nothing else.
 
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