Toilet Paper - Front or back of the roll?
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Would you please stop retardedly posting billions of times. Did you know that you can post just once and put information on more than one topic in it!!! God you have 10 posts in a row and not a single one of them requires any brain tissue to think up of. Everyone who reads your posts is dumber just for having their minds evaluate what you said. RETARD. BTW, do you like my location?Originally posted by Jazza
You sure you didn't just make that up?
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I don't understand this hostility, but it's really unnecessary. If Jazza PWs a little bit, what do you care? If it's that much of a problem, the mods will deal with him.
I don't understand this hostility, but it's really unnecessary. If Jazza PWs a little bit, what do you care? If it's that much of a problem, the mods will deal with him.
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Originally posted by Jazza
Well, unless I get a sex change sometime in the near future, I guess I'm a squatter.
Uuuummm ... did I say squat? I meant sit.
So you're saying that you are currently a squatter? This would imply that you are of female variety? I had no idea ...
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Nice thread revival. I can't believe I'm still on the subscriber list for this thing. 
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underhand.
that is the proper way, do you not watch the simpsons?
that is the proper way, do you not watch the simpsons?
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Originally posted by risingson77
Nice thread revival. I can't believe I'm still on the subscriber list for this thing.
Awe, thanks Risingson. Did you also note that I revived another thread or two? But alas, YouthCylendre locked it.... These were the LAST TWO threads in the Rumble Strip.... Lemme see what else I can dig up
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For the record, I agree with pupik.
I have three cats and when I can be bothered to put the tp on the roll thingy it goes to the back so the cats can roll and roll it without tracking it all over the house.
As for the sit vs. stand thing. As unpopular as it'll make me with the fellas. If you live with a woman...Just sit. You can wipe off your "gun" which will keep you dry, and make YOU happy. You have an excuse to sit down, which will make YOU happy. PLUS, If you do sit, you won't pee on the floor, which will make HER happy. You won't forget to lower the seat, which will make HER happy. Cause if she's pissed off that she fell in cause the seat was up, She will come in to the bedroom yelling and cussing, and you won't get "happy" for a long while. (don't ask me how I know).
I have three cats and when I can be bothered to put the tp on the roll thingy it goes to the back so the cats can roll and roll it without tracking it all over the house.
As for the sit vs. stand thing. As unpopular as it'll make me with the fellas. If you live with a woman...Just sit. You can wipe off your "gun" which will keep you dry, and make YOU happy. You have an excuse to sit down, which will make YOU happy. PLUS, If you do sit, you won't pee on the floor, which will make HER happy. You won't forget to lower the seat, which will make HER happy. Cause if she's pissed off that she fell in cause the seat was up, She will come in to the bedroom yelling and cussing, and you won't get "happy" for a long while. (don't ask me how I know).
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So this thread has been revived, eh? I looked twice when i saw this thread on the new posts list.
I must say, I agree with GT3Maniac's post. That Jazza bloke is a retard who should be dealt with immediately. He is a menace to society, and it's worrying that he has nothing better to do than to sit there and post incessantly, filling the GTP Server with spam. He should be stopped.
I must say, I agree with GT3Maniac's post. That Jazza bloke is a retard who should be dealt with immediately. He is a menace to society, and it's worrying that he has nothing better to do than to sit there and post incessantly, filling the GTP Server with spam. He should be stopped.
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Well back in my days as a Disney Housekeeper... thats right Magic was a housekeeper for about 2 months, (I don't talk about those days to much.) they instill in you that it comes off from the front. Oh, and you have to fold the first piece into a triangle. Its prettier that way.
At my house, when it is on the dispenser, it comes off from the front. Most of the time it sits on the counter top.
At my house, when it is on the dispenser, it comes off from the front. Most of the time it sits on the counter top.
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Eh,... I suppose it looks more neat and tiddy haning off the back,... but has easier access to rolling it out when commin off the front,....... hoew about this, anyone how obsesses about this,... needs to get out more. JMO.
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That behavior is nothing that can't be cured with a stun gun.
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A swat wth my hand usually does the trick. But at 4am in the morning, I don't knw it's going on.Originally posted by risingson77
That behavior is nothing that can't be cured with a stun gun.
Backwards rolls makes us all happy. I'm not that anal-retentive.
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Wow, you really dug up an old one. But, it's for valid reasons.
My rule on this is simple. If there's not a lot of space between the paper and you, it should be placed under. If there's a lot of space, it should be over.
My rule on this is simple. If there's not a lot of space between the paper and you, it should be placed under. If there's a lot of space, it should be over.
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Your all wrong! It should sit on the back of the toilet so you can clearly see how much is left before you start your business. 👍
Nothing ruins a good time in the bathroom quicker then finding out theres no poo poo butter remover left after the log ride at thunder mountain has opened and the cosby kids have been dropped off at the pool.
Nothing ruins a good time in the bathroom quicker then finding out theres no poo poo butter remover left after the log ride at thunder mountain has opened and the cosby kids have been dropped off at the pool.
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wtf are you talking about? Is your toilet paper on double secret probation or something? How can you not see how much is left while it's on the normal dispenser?
As for me, I always have it on the front. With it on the front, you just smack the roll and the toilet paper rolls on down. No big deal; it's faster too.
As for me, I always have it on the front. With it on the front, you just smack the roll and the toilet paper rolls on down. No big deal; it's faster too.
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I'm going to agree with Omnis, unless the rack is hidden in a secret compartment, you should be able to see the amount left before/as you sit down.
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Also, I agree with Gil about the stand/sit thing. In my opinion, the only time you should stand is while using a public restroom. How could you disrespect your own bathroom which you know and trust by standing and even presenting the possibility of bad aim? The only thing that sucks about sitting is, first, when people have those tiny-ass toilet seats, and your junk is practically mashed against the front unless you rest it on the top, in which case you might as well stand up anyway...unless you're pooping, in which case the toilet seat would suck anyhow. Secondly, sometimes, in the morning, when you're still really tired, you might plop down on the john to take a piss, but your balls take a nice dip in the process. That SUCKS.
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This time the EDIT comes first: Omnis, you squat? That's a little Feminine, but whatver blows your skirt up. And I'm pretty slim, so I fit right on the seat nice and comfy. Ive never had my sack take a dip in the water. Your water must be really high. Personally, I find my episodes of bad aim entertaining and sometimes they even get the adrenaline pumping and require skill and quick reactions to control. Like when you pee two streams, both going a different direction. That's wacked out. It's like "Oh, oh, which one!?" So you pick one, then it starts shooting the other way. "Oh crap!", and you catch it quick. You know how it is.
My toilet paper technique is different in each of my bathrooms. In the main bathroom it just sits on the edge of the tub. The tub is only about a foot to the right when sitting on the throne. We don't have anything to mount a roll on--my mom has a fancy little cabinet thing with shelves upon which she rests multitudes of little cat figurines. She really loves cats. Anyway, I lay the roll on the tile, which is nice a slippery, and just yank the paper causing the roll to spin violently, then roll away from me to the other end of the bathroom when I stop pulling. I hate when that happens, but I can't seem to figure out that maybe I should stop. I guess deep down inside I really do enjoy reeling it back in delicately so it doesn't roll further.
The other bathroom, the one in my parents' room, is split in two sections. You got the sink section, then a section with the toilet and a real shower (big enough for three people if you're into that sort of thing). There is room for a roll here, and it sits directly in front of the toilet so I don't have to bend my arm all crooked to get at it. I never figured out how people deal with the roll right next to them. It's just dumb. And I don't care if it hangs over the front or sneaks out from behind--it still rolls. That's all that matters to me.
My toilet paper technique is different in each of my bathrooms. In the main bathroom it just sits on the edge of the tub. The tub is only about a foot to the right when sitting on the throne. We don't have anything to mount a roll on--my mom has a fancy little cabinet thing with shelves upon which she rests multitudes of little cat figurines. She really loves cats. Anyway, I lay the roll on the tile, which is nice a slippery, and just yank the paper causing the roll to spin violently, then roll away from me to the other end of the bathroom when I stop pulling. I hate when that happens, but I can't seem to figure out that maybe I should stop. I guess deep down inside I really do enjoy reeling it back in delicately so it doesn't roll further.
The other bathroom, the one in my parents' room, is split in two sections. You got the sink section, then a section with the toilet and a real shower (big enough for three people if you're into that sort of thing). There is room for a roll here, and it sits directly in front of the toilet so I don't have to bend my arm all crooked to get at it. I never figured out how people deal with the roll right next to them. It's just dumb. And I don't care if it hangs over the front or sneaks out from behind--it still rolls. That's all that matters to me.
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