Toilet Paper - Front or back of the roll?

[MazKid]

I fart a lot.....it's a family sport here. Our dogs and cat fart too. We always make a big event out of it, like when I have a big fart I always run to the floor(or fall) and say, "Are you listning?" Fraaaaaappapapapapapapapa, then "That's all folks" or "Don't go through here". My dad always says, "oh my god! Evacuate the area!", and usually we have to.

Yea our family is funny...

 

[risingson77]

Originally posted by MazKid
I fart a lot.....it's a family sport here. Our dogs and cat fart too. We always make a big event out of it, like when I have a big fart I always run to the floor(or fall) and say, "Are you listning?" Fraaaaaappapapapapapapapa, then "That's all folks" or "Don't go through here". My dad always says, "oh my god! Evacuate the area!", and usually we have to.

Yea our family is funny...

:reallyodd :reallyodd :reallyodd

 

[Klostrophobic]

I have one of those industrial toilet paper rolls that they roll off the back of a truck.

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Ghostrider
The real question here is not the position of the roll but when it gets down to the last few sheets do you change it or leave just enough for someone else to see but they will have to change the roll to use?

Yes!! It's hilarious, isn't it!!

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Ghostrider
The real question here is not the position of the roll but when it gets down to the last few sheets do you change it or leave just enough for someone else to see but they will have to change the roll to use?

Yes!! It's hilarious, isn't it!! Especially when there is no more bog roll in the toilet, and those few sheets are the only ones there!
Hearing someone yell their ass of when they run out of t/p is funny also.

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I have one of those industrial toilet paper rolls that they roll off the back of a truck.

Idiot...

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by MazKid
I fart a lot.....it's a family sport here. Our dogs and cat fart too. We always make a big event out of it, like when I have a big fart I always run to the floor(or fall) and say, "Are you listning?" Fraaaaaappapapapapapapapa, then "That's all folks" or "Don't go through here". My dad always says, "oh my god! Evacuate the area!", and usually we have to.

Yea our family is funny...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by LoudMusic
Beans beans make you smart
Beans beans make you fart
The more I fart
The better I feel
So I eat beans at every meal!

~LoudMusic

Beans beans are good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat baked beans with every meal

 

[SandStorm]

Beans beans te musical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot the smellier it gets
So in the end, does it stink? You bet!!

 

[SandStorm]

I just made up that last one...

 

[NocturnalPS]

Originally posted by Jazza
I just made up that last one...

 

[Angel O'Death]

toilet paper? you mean you don't use the 3 sea shells?

 

[NocturnalPS]

Originally posted by Angel O'Death
toilet paper? you mean you don't use the 3 sea shells?

What are the 3 sea shells? Im just use to waded up toilet paper....

 

[Angel O'Death]

LOL. go rent demolition man

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by NocturnalPS

:shades:

 

[SandStorm]

Funny isn't it!

 

[SandStorm]

Mummy, can you get the t/p for me? I can't reach it when it's on the back of the roll!
hehe, just bein' dumb... :]

 

[Angel O'Death]

yea umm...eww

 

[Pupik]

If you have a cat who likes to unravel (because I forgot to feed him on time), then you have to reverse the roll (from the back).

 

[Chronic]

?? me never seen a discussion like dis before me personally wipes me botty on da rizla's (king size ) wit da little sprinkles of talc for freshness coz me botty is a temple and also da flies eye look after ya botties dont be a bum ! :cheeburga

 

[F2002]

both sides are the same, what difference does it make ?

 

[SandStorm]

Every difference!
Taking paper from front is considered normal, where taking from back of the roll is considered "dorkish"
So there ya go, that is what difference it makes!

 

[Nexus Maelstrom]

As a natural extension of this thread, I post the following question to you all. Sit or Stand?

Nexus Maelstrom

 

[risingson77]

Generally I stand unless I need to sit.

 

[FuryX21]

You mean when peeing?

 

[Klostrophobic]

Why do we still have to wipe our asses the same way the people in the middle ages did? You would have figured someone would have constructed something that would wipe your ass for you by now.

On December 22nd at roughly 6:03 PM, the average IQ of GTPlaneteers dropped from 98.3 to 87.6.

I'm just here to tell it like it is.

 

[LoudMusic]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Why do we still have to wipe our asses the same way the people in the middle ages did? You would have figured someone would have constructed something that would wipe your ass for you by now.

On December 22nd at roughly 6:03 PM, the average IQ of GTPlaneteers dropped from 98.3 to 87.6.

I'm just here to tell it like it is.

Where exactly are you getting these numbers?

You know, 83.9% of all statistics are made up.

~LoudMusic

 

[risingson77]

Yeah, you can use facts to prove anything even remotely true...

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Why do we still have to wipe our asses the same way the people in the middle ages did? You would have figured someone would have constructed something that would wipe your ass for you by now.

On December 22nd at roughly 6:03 PM, the average IQ of GTPlaneteers dropped from 98.3 to 87.6.

I'm just here to tell it like it is.

Idiot ...

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Nexus Maelstrom
As a natural extension of this thread, I post the following question to you all. Sit or Stand?

Nexus Maelstrom

Well, unless I get a sex change sometime in the near future, I guess I'm a squatter.
Uuuummm ... did I say squat? I meant sit.