Got this in an email today, and it's new to me, so:
Someone got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him he didn't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.
About 20 minutes later, one of my colleagues comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate...
Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to...