F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

zed300 · May 8, 2010

Ferrari's solution for getting Alonso in front of Massa. Fernando only gave it 5 out of 10.

Famine · May 8, 2010

"Look, guys, I know you said that the entire chassis needed a redesign for the cheater aero like McLaren, but this new version is completely F-duct."

Seismica · May 8, 2010

Final Entry;

Fernando: No no no no Felipe, the front seat is for world champions only, you can't sit up here.

Stefano: You can come and sit on my lap Felipe baby!

I know it wasn't Stefano that said that by the way.

PeterJB · May 8, 2010

So it seems Ferrari failed to consider the risk of decapitation from low lying beams when designing their car. Barcelona could be their Final Destination.

Lizard · May 8, 2010

They finaly made it back after the engine failed at the top of the loop AGAIN.

Ian Poole · May 8, 2010

While Fernando confidently predicts how many races he and Felipe will win this season, Stefano seems to think that all of the Ferrari team have been taken for a ride

Pescara for GT5 · May 8, 2010

Alonso: *Force Push*

mafia_boy · May 8, 2010

Alonso points out that he got to fifth gear, while Domenicali sits there wishing that Schumacher was testing the roller coaster instead!!

prisonermonkeys · May 9, 2010

Your career is like a rollercoaster, baby, baby, I wanna ride.

Stiggy · May 9, 2010

Fernando: "That's the third time the Ferrari rollercoaster has stopped today."
Stefano: "Just think yourself lucky that you did not decide to ride on the Sauber rollercoaster. Their front wing fell off again and landed in a local Burger King store."

Northstar · May 9, 2010

Alonso reaches for the edge of the car to throw up.
Apparently even F1 drivers can get sick on a roller coaster.

SUPER NUMBBER · May 11, 2010

ALONSO: Pardon me...would you happen to have any..."Grrreeeeeey Poupan"??

Touring Mars · May 11, 2010

How many Tifosi air-rifle marksmen does it take to puncture a tyre?

homeforsummer · May 11, 2010

The mid-season aero package caught the paddock by surprise. Nobody expected Ferrari to opt for the two-seat approach, either. However, Fernando does report that it handles like it's on rails.

peterjford · May 12, 2010

So many good ones this week, I pick the wrong time to get back into the competition.

Domenicali: I don't remember anything in your contract about us having to build you a rollercoaster?

Alonso: Rollercoaster? No, no, no. As you can see, this will fit 4 people per car, and we can have up to 6 cars on the track at any one time. Also, the track can be reconfigured to simulate any current or past Formula 1 track. So this is actually a training aid, not a rollercoaster, and Section 4, paragraph 3 of my contract says that all training aids shall be paid for by the team.

Domenicali: Hmmm... ok, but only if I get to ride in front next time.

zed300 · May 12, 2010

Final Entry

In an informal statement today Alonso said "I would like to extinguish any rumours that I was taking any of the Ferrari team for a ride".

TheCracker · May 12, 2010

Alonso: "Five times he was sick down my back. FIVE times!"

Stevisiov · May 12, 2010

zed300
Final Entry

In an informal statement today Alonso said "I would like to extinguish any rumours that I was taking any of the Ferrari team for a ride".

prisonermonkeys · May 12, 2010

FINAL ENTRY

Stefano Domenicalli: "Rob Smedley does so much for the driving for Felipe that we thought we'd keep that in mind when we introduced the next upgrade."

Famine · May 13, 2010

Now I can post my second-choice without causing confusion

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

aurelio_911 · May 13, 2010

interludes
Your career is like a rollercoaster, baby, baby, I wanna ride.

lol Red Hot Chili Peppers rules

Touring Mars · May 17, 2010

ROUND FIVE - RESULTS

1.: Touring Mars - 25 pts
2: TheStig13 - 18 pts
3=: zed300, Famine, interludes, pippin4652 - 11 pts
7=: haitch40, Omnis, peterjford - 4 pts

Winning Entry

Touring Mars
So Fernando, how many Ferrari marksmen did it take to puncture Lewis's tyre??

Standings (after Round Five)

1st: pippin4652 = 53 pts
2nd: PeterJB = 52 pts
3rd: Touring Mars - 51 pts
4th: interludes = 44 pts
5th: Smallhorses = 43 pts
6th: yeti = 28 pts
7th: Alex. = 25 pts
8th: Omnis = 22 pts
9th: peterjford = 20 pts
10th=: PureAwesomeness, daan, TheStig13 = 18 pts
13th: zed300 = 17 pts
14th: mipuumal = 13 pts
15th: Famine = 11 pts
16th=: orimarc, Fastas = 10 pts
18th: SUPER NUMBBER = 9 pts
19th=: Only_in_f1, Pescara for GT5 = 8 pts
21st=: Soundtrack, haitch40 = 7 pts
23rd: SaberFire = 4 pts
24th: mafia_boy = 2pts
25th=: TS, Ian Poole = 1 pt

Congratulations to me

for winning Round Five of the competition :cheers:

Touring Mars · May 17, 2010

Round Six - Monaco

Entries by Friday, 21st May - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. You may also submit your final entry to me via PM if you want your entry to be anonymous.

Full rules available in Post #1

Wardy 944 · May 17, 2010

God that was boring, I'd rather have watched the finish to the Nurburgring 24hour race

Lizard · May 17, 2010

BE: Just safely secure the Red Bull upgrades i stole and intend to destroy. They are too fast as it is.

zed300 · May 17, 2010

Bernie, not widely known for his musical preferences, hums a favourite tune to himself....the chorus of a Steve Miller classic.
"Go On Take the Money an' Run whoo whoo whoo".

daan · May 17, 2010

As Schumacher complains about his penalty, Bernie delivers a case of unmarked notes to Hill

Ian Poole · May 17, 2010

Presenting our newest feature film: Harry Potter and The Case of the Virgin Fuel Tank

prisonermonkeys · May 17, 2010

One year after it was filmed, Bernie Ecclestone finally receives his payment from Jon Favreau for
filming Iron Man 2 at the Monaco Grand Prix: a working prototype of Iron Man's portable suit.

Nico Hulkenberg was seen crashing in the tunnel shortly afterwards.

ExigeEvan · May 17, 2010

Final Entry
Bernie delivers a bag of 500 Euro notes to the Stewards' trailer.

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