F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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The reaction when asked if Nico could outscore Michael at any races this season.
 
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Michael - If you're the 3rd best F1 driver, then this water bottle must be the 2nd best!
 
Yay, I won! My third win and my second outright victory (I tied for first back in the Brazil 2008 round). Even after that controversy, which I do apologise for. I'd originally intended to vote for D, but got F by mistake. It didn't even register that I'd inadvertently voted for myself, and I would have changed it if I'd spotted it in time. I'm my own worst enemy when I type too quickly.

Anyway, I'll send the new photo to the Powers That Be as soon as I find a good one. I'm waiting for pictures from China to start appearing online, though I can tell you that after appearing in the past two rounds of the competition, Sebastian Vettel will not be featuring in this picture (unless he's photographed in a particularly compromising position, in which case anything goes). In fact, just to be safe, there will be nothing remotely related to Red Bull.
 
see if lewis has been up to anything he is the one who makes the headlines for all the wrong reasons. (I cant believe i just said that as im a huge fan of him)
 
Oh, of course. But this is the F1 Picture Caption Game, not the Sebastian Vettel Picture Caption Game.

No, I'm just saying we need pictures that lend themselves to have a witty caption to them, where something "unusual" is happening.

Example:

Kung-Fu?
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Glock's walk of shame?
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What does McLaren get in return?
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"INVISIBLE BARRICHELLO" strikes again???
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Massa singing in Chinese?
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No, I'm just saying we need pictures that lend themselves to have a witty caption to them, where something "unusual" is happening.
Dude. I know how to pick a photo for a caption, and I think the one I settled on is quite good. I just didn't want to pick one featuring Sebastian Vettel because he appears so prominently in the caption game. Sure, he's always doing something, but so are all the other guys.
 
Dude. I know how to pick a photo for a caption, and I think the one I settled on is quite good. I just didn't want to pick one featuring Sebastian Vettel because he appears so prominently in the caption game. Sure, he's always doing something, but so are all the other guys.

I got your point about Vettel pics, and I agree. I was making a point about giving us something to work with instead of having pics of people just standing there doing nothing. :yuck:
 
Well, TM is off making puns at the bottom of some Icelandic volcano, so I'm posting Round 4.

Round Four - China
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Entries by Friday, 23rd April - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. You may also submit your final entry to me via PM if you want your entry to be anonymous.

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They said they told me that Alonso was going to barge his way past in the pitlane, but this is all I got.
 
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FM: So was this sign ok?
Producer: Yes it's fine, if you wanted to ask everyone to get naked and sacrifice a small goat!
FM: Damn, I meant Alonso
 
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MASSA: I must say....this is the largest fortune cookie I've ever eaten in my life...but what's it saying?

Interpreter: It says "You'd be more comfortable sticking to the dry"...and your lucky number is 9...
 
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Massa: Hey, could someone help me setup my new Blackberry? The guy I bought it from on the street gave me the manual but it's in chinese, look...
 
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After learning of the news that all flights to Europe are grounded, Felipe shows his sign requesting to hitch a ride to Barcelona.​
 
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With the Chinese government blocking access to Twitter, Felipe Massa was forced to use other means to request a white visor for the race.
 
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German television decide to play a joke on Felipe Massa. They have given him a sheet of paper in Chinese saying that Kimi Raikkonen is a better driver than Michael Schumacher
 
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Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
 
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Massa doesn't seem to approve of any of the new possible track designs
 
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When seeing the note left by ferrari's engine designer all suspicion is removed

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Massa: What does this say???
Chinese Students: We are about to steal Felipe Massa's phone right out of his hand, just like Jensen will steal your points lead.
 
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Pit Crew: "Hey Felipe, can you translate this for us on the phone??"
Massa: "Sure. It says, "Tienanmen Square!! Falun Gong, F1 and Tibet Friends.""
Pit Crew: "Atleast we know Google isn't blocked today."
 
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Felipe: "So I offered to bring Ruebens' takeaway order down to the canteen, and they gave me;
#3: Spring rolls,
#54: Spring lamb with spring onions & ginger,
and dessert #F1: Spring fruit sorbet!
I mean, come on Ruebens, that's just a little tasteless isn't it?!!!"
 
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"...And if you call in the next five minutes and buy this BlackBeey for only $199.99, you'll also get this senior size user manual in Chinese, totally free of charge!"
 
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Felipe Massa: "I'm leading the championship for more than twenty minutes, and all you want to know
is what I think about this headline claiming that Vitaly Petrov has been cast as Lurch in the
remake of
The Addams Family? How can you call yourself a journalist ... 'Weter Pindsor'?"
 
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OK... Today is someooooones .... luckeeeee daaay...
Hear we have a low mileage, ooonly driven on weekends, beeeeeautiful REEEED, Ferrari F1 RRRAACCCE CAAAAR......
can we start the biddding at 20'000'000 Yuan...
.....get yourself a bargain today​
 
Entries are now closed for this round. Due to me being on holiday and away from the internet, the voting will not commence until Monday. Many thanks to Sureboss and daan for helping out with this round, and look out for the voting thread coming soon.

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