F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[yeti]

thats the contains stuff for during the race that can be accessed by the marked buttons

It's a shame that whoever made that couldn't spell?!

C.

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

MASSA: 'Nando, I have a confession to make....I have herpes...

ALONSO: (scratch, scratch) Ughh...about your missing underpants....er, nevermind...
(scratch, scratch)​

 

[peterjford]

FM: "Will you please stop that! You are embarrassing me! Why do you always have to be such a pig!"
FA: *nag, nag, nag*

 

[zed300]

Fernando and Felipe, taking a morning stroll. Felipe had walked in on Fernando last night, apparently they are thinking excatly the same thing.

"I wish I hadn't done that."​

 

[Lizard]

FA: i think im growing one of those renault pine tree penis things it itches so much

 

[Soundtrack]

FM: Our qualif strategist sucks!
FA: Big time!

 

[Lizard]

wheres this rounds picture i need some points

 

[Omnis]

"Felipe, this button is really irritating."


edit: And here are some more after perusing GP Update:

"Fernando, we found abnormally high levels of taurine, caffeine, and sugar deposits in the transmission fluid and gearbox."

And revisiting my previous Mercedes Deutsche Drivers Incentive Program theme:

"Yes, Nico has beaten me in every race this season, but, to be honest, even the worst girl on the paddock hasn't been so bad thus far."

"Michael, we're in China next week."

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWO - RESULTS

1st: Pippin4652 = 25 points
2nd: PeterJB = 18 points
3rd: daan = 15 points
4th=: orimarc, Alex., Fastas = 10 points
7th: zed300 = 6 points
8th=: Touring Mars, mafia_boy, Pescara for GT5 = 2 points


Winning Entry

Seb is slightly bemused to discover that Red Bull's reliability issues are a consequence of the team spending no money on the car, instead electing to blow the budget developing an invisible pipe he can smoke at press conferences.

Standings (after Round Two)

1st: PeterJB = 43 points
2nd: pippin4652 = 25 points
3rd= Smallhorses, peterjford = 16 points
5th: daan = 15 points
6th: mipuumal = 12 points
7th=: Omnis, orimarc, Alex., Fastas = 10 points
11th: Interludes = 8 points
12th: zed300 = 6 points
13th=: SaberFire, yeti, Soundtrack = 4 points
16th=: Touring Mars, mafia_boy, Pescara for GT5 = 2pts

Congratulations to Pippin4652 for winning the second round of the competition

 

[PeterJB]

Wow, wasn't expecting that! Things are going well it seems!

 

[Ian Poole]

For someone(!)

 

[zed300]

Nice one pippin 👍
Now to haul back the gap to Peter...won't be anytime soon.
At least I'm on the board, that's a step in the right direction.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

cheers for that! Nice to get some points on the board after that first poor show. Hopefully the new photo will provide everyone with plenty of caption-based hilarity..

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Three - Malaysia

Entries by Friday, 9th April - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. You may also submit your final entry to me via PM if you want your entry to be anonymous.

Full rules available in Post #1

 

[daan]

Bernie - Well, Seb, we've let you win this one, but just wait until you see some of the failures we've got lined up for you later in the season.

 

[Omnis]

"Learn to know the dark side of the Force, and you will be able to save your car from certain death."​

 

[Lizard]

sv thinking: bernie is just like my grandfather always telling me how to do my job in the most boring fashion

 

[Touring Mars]

You have the talent, you have the looks, but where are the moobs?​

 

[Stiggy]

Bernie: "Hand over the money and I'll let you win the race."

 

[PureAwesomeness]

"Don't lie to me, young man. I saw you chewing gum in that press conference. Now spit it out."​

 

[zed300]

Seb : "What do mean? I don't know what your talking about, "
Bernie : "Look, we know from last weeks caption that you were smoking a pipe we can't see...... hand it over"
​

 

[Ian Poole]

SV: What is this? A Harry Potter convention show?
BE: I don't know Weasly but have you see Hermione anywhere? I want to show her my magic wand!

 

[orimarc]

4th place! Awesome.

Also...

INVISIBLE BOOB GRABBING​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Don't lie to me, young man. I saw you chewing gum in that press conference. Now spit it out."

Bah! Thats almost exactly what I had in mind when I submitted the photo, caption theif!

You look like you're feeling down Seb, you know what I do when I'm sad? I sing! "And... Always look on the bright side of life... "​

 

[PeterJB]

​

Bernie: Seb, I heard that you're team have been making modifications applied to and relating to the entire team and company, care to divulge any?

Seb: Well, in case of my water bottle breaking, I am now fully capable of lactating Red Bull!

Bernie: ...........Can I try it?

Seb: Urmm, No. Don't bother asking Mark either, it seems their was a mistake and he now 'lactates' from somewhere rather more personal!

Bernie:

 

[livemusic]

BE: Care to join me in a victory dance?

SV: Ok, but this time keep your hands off my ass!

 

[mipuumal]

Bernie: For god's sake man, put a shirt on. You're giving Max a chubby again...
​

 

[Soundtrack]

Bernie: See, my pipe is bigger than yours!

 

[peterjford]

BE: "Young grasshopper, you will be allowed to win the championship once you can grab this pebble from my hand"
SV: I got your pebble right here you silly old fool

 

[Alex.]

Bernie: What the hell?
Vettel: Us real men spit into our hands before we shake​