F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

You're both right to some extent - the original idea was that all entries had to be by PM, but then it was changed to what it is now, which is that you can submit anonymously by PM if you want, but you can also post them in the thread instead if yuo want. Apologies for the confusion.

 

[livemusic]

Hey, it wouldn't be an F1 competition if you didn't make some confusing change of rules to it.

 

[LewyOs]

Seb: "So I had a 2 kills, got a 3rd and called in UAV... and that's pretty much what I did during the Australian GP."

 

[Soundtrack]

Under new light, it appears my previous caption is now a complete fail (it already was maybe) so here comes a new one:

Journalist: They say “There’s never two without three” right, so what are your feelings about next race?

Sebastian: A second dumb question like this, and I swear you won’t be able to ask for a third.

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Final Entry

Well, at least there are two extra races this year.

 

[daan]

Next time I'm just going to thumb a lift from Button

 

[Alex.]

Adrian Newey is such an wanker he designs a less reliable car than virgin

 

[peterjford]

Reporter: "Sebastian, what did you think of Lewis' driving?"
SB: *Hand Gesture*
SB: "... Oh, you mean in the race..."

 

[Touring Mars]

Entries are now closed for Round Two and the VOTING THREAD IS NOW OPEN!


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Unfortunately, I have decided that F1 is no longer a suitable subject for humour - it's a serious business after all. Hence, from this point onward, it will be the Snooker Caption Game 2010 - I'll leave it in this subforum for a few months while people get used to the change.

Anyway, here's the pic for the next round! Get captioning! (Entries must be submitted before 1200 GMT today!)

 

[Fastas]

Ted Lowe: 'What uncanny foresight his mother had in calling him Merlin and see him grow up to be the wizard of snooker.'​

 

[zed300]

*spoken with a David Attenborough voice*

"and you'll notice this species is able to dislocate it's joints at the wrist, thumb and the two smaller digits. Quite remarkable. "​

 

[Sureboss]

Touring Mars caught playing with his balls.

 

[Touring Mars]

Unlike Vettel, atleast someone is getting some decent breaks

 

[Sureboss]

The 2010 Virgin Racing snooker cue, not quite long enough to reach the balls.

 

[Ian Poole]

JV: These balls remind me of a formula one race; all strung out with no way of getting through and one by one, they drop out of play

 

[PeterJB]

Go Web go!

 

[Stiggy]

"Back goes the cue and SLAM...he's missed it, HE'S MISSED IT! Fantastic!"

 

[GTP_Ingram]

My review of the Bahrain GP: A big load of balls​

 

[Ian Poole]

"Back goes the cue and SLAM...he's missed it, HE'S MISSED IT! Fantastic!"

My review of the Bahrain GP: A big load of balls​

Surely after the competition has closed! A ruling please Sureboss!

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

As always, the Red Balls are always getting passed on...

 

[Lizard]

sebastian vettel is represented by the red balls however the game goes its unlikly he will last till the finish

 

[Touring Mars]

OK, I changed my mind, the snooker idea sucks... although some great captions nevertheless

Until the next round (approx. Monday), the floor is open for random F1 captionry.

 

[Lizard]

found this from when the fia decided to be very anti mclaren

how do i make it big in the center? sorry im new

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

HERE COMES WEBBER PITTING IN!!!

 

[peterjford]

I told you the shaving-cream-in-the-helmet gag would work.

Great, if we out-run him we can all laugh later.

 

[yeti]

I suspect that this doesn't need any caption...

C.

 

[PeterJB]

It's pretty self-explanatory!

 

[Lizard]

thats the contains stuff for during the race that can be accessed by the marked buttons

 

[mipuumal]

Jenson: Oh no! It's a Ted Kravitz look-a-like, RUN!

 

[livemusic]

Button: No! Please don't throw the water from your bottle at me. I'll get wet!