F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[PeterJB]

Vettel explains how he also grabbed a rather different sort of pole during qualifying

 

[mipuumal]

Interviewer: What are you going to say to Adrian Newey the next time you see him?

Sebastian: *murmur* *clenches fist*

 

[Touring Mars]

Reliability worries have taken a disastrous toll on Sebastian's fingernails

 

[daan]

Funny, I just noticed this thread wasn't in my subscribed threads' list anymore, and I don't remember unsubscribing it. So I missed the first round votings, oh well...

That'll be because we're technically in a different thread due to the change of ownership from Sureshot back to TM.

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I'm gonna take this sparkplug back to the guy that made it, get him to bend over, and shove it up his.....

 

[yeti]

(Spot the running theme (except PeterJB))

C.

 

[Soundtrack]

Weary Sebastian: "I need a brake..."

 

[Lizard]

That'll be because we're technically in a different thread due to the change of ownership from Sureshot back to TM.

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I'm gonna take this sparkplug back to the guy that made it, get him to bend over, and shove it up his.....

thats my favourite so far although now he wants to the same thing to the guy who designed his brakes

 

[lpb-nissan-gt-r]

`Well this suck's '

 

[Bram Turismo]

Interviewer: So Seb, how were the brakes today?
Sebastian: ...
Interviewer: Har har!

 

[mafia_boy]

Reporter: So what's your opinion of Jenson Button?
Vettel: Total wanker. Here, I'll show you how much of one he is.....​

 

[Fastas]

Interviewer: Seb, can you explain your hand 'injury'?
SV: I have many pine needle like splinters in my hands, err,...I don't know how I err...got them

 

[Lizard]

Reporter: So what's your opinion of Jenson Button?
Vettel: Total wanker. Here, I'll show you how much of one he is.....​

i was thinking of something like that

 

[Alex.]

SV: When the hell are we going to finish this press interview?
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Interviewer: When are you going to finish a race?

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[Lizard]

[/CENTER]

interviewer: seb your girlfriend was good last night

 

[SaberFire]

Final Entry.​

Vettel uses sign language to describe his feelings about Adrian Newey after the race.

There's definitely going to be a recurring theme here

 

[Touring Mars]

There's definitely going to be a recurring theme here

Indeed... and remember, since I am also receiving entries by PM, the more original your caption, the less likely you are to find similar captions in the final vote.

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Wait, let me get this clear....Can you post the entries here or do you have to PM them?

 

[Lizard]

Wait, let me get this clear....Can you post the entries here or do you have to PM them?

eather

 

[Touring Mars]

Yes, both - if you want your entry to be anonymous, your final entry must be sent to me via PM. But otherwise, it's the same as last year.

That said, the PM idea does mean that the chances of duplicate or similar captions comes up, esp. if you PM your final entry early, so I'll see how long it works and if it's not working well, it might get the heave-ho.

 

[Jono624]

Interviewer: So Adrian Newey's revolutionary car seems to be working well for you on Saturdays but not on Sundays. Why is that then Vettel?

Vettel: Don't mentions that guys name at the moment. I am so going to squish him when i see him that total wanker who can't even design a car to end a race

 

[Omnis]

Unfortunately, I will be dropping out of the Grand Prix. As you can see, my teammate's pet kangaroo took off some of my fingers. I thought Mark Webber was making shrimp on the barbie for us.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Following Michael Schumacher's example, Kimi Raikkonen makes his Formula 1 comeback at the age of forty.​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Seb is slightly bemused to discover that Red Bull's reliability issues are a consequence of the team spending no money on the car, instead electing to blow the budget developing an invisible pipe he can smoke at press conferences.​

 

[zed300]

Hang on, I'm confused, I though only the first 3 got to do interviews.
I finished out the back.
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[Touring Mars]

After securing a stunning pole position, Sebastian furtively consults his fortune-telling pet mouse Heinrich about his race prospects, and is visibly disturbed by his bleak visions

 

[Lizard]

final entry


Adrian Newey is such an wanker he designs a less reliable car than virgin

 

[prisonermonkeys]

ps this needs editing but im writing this on a school computer during break

You do not post your final entry here - you send it to Touring Mars via private message.

 

[daan]

You do not post your final entry here - you send it to Touring Mars via private message.

You only need to send the PM if you have posted more than one caption.

 

[orimarc]

Reporter: Where's Adrian?
Seb: Back there.
Reporter: And what's he doing?
Seb: I sent him a travestite to have some...fun. He doesn't know it has a member, but when he does, I told the travestite to say "Now you know how Vettel feels when he's winning and then YOUR car fails."

 

[Lizard]

You do not post your final entry here - you send it to Touring Mars via private message.

i thought that was only if you wanted to be anonymous