F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Sureboss]

Indeed, it's my first job of the day.👍

 

[Ian Poole]

Indeed, it's my first job of the day.👍

Don't you mean day on the job

But I am looking forward to it, gonna win one this year at least!

 

[PeterJB]

As for myself, I'm targeting the title.

 

[Touring Mars]

Good luck with that 👍

 

[PeterJB]

Bring it on!

 

[SaberFire]

I just want a single point. It's my only goal for this year

 

[livemusic]

I just want to have some good laughs with the captions. Points would be good too.

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

I just wanna have fun.

That's all I (and girls) want...

 

[Sureboss]

F1 Caption Competition - Round One

The deadline for your final caption to be submitted to me via PM to Touring Mars is Thursday 18th March - 0900 GMT


Let's have some fun guys!​

 

[TheCracker]

Robert: ...and i call this one 'the neighing horse'​

 

[zed300]

RK:................Yo...Yo..Yo Bro.......
and that's what I've been working on over the break.
​

 

[Soundtrack]


RK: “Have you seen that atomic air hostess, blonde, ... about that tall?”

Renault guy (far left): “Nope, ... but I can still see our plane!”

 

[yeti]

RK: So when you're going down the back straight - if you stick your hand out of the cockpit - you can make it go up and down in waves... like this...

 

[PeterJB]

Robert Kubica attempts to block a Renault Mechanics Pine Tree-like erect Penis from sight

 

[Raagentreg]

RK: ...and that's how you deal a pack of cards.
Right hand Mechanic: Oh Really?
RK: Yes really.

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Kubica: That is how we can make a regular Formula One Car Fly.
Mechanics: Tell the part about the lima beans again.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Robert Kubica attempts to block a Renault Mechanics Pine Tree-like erect Penis from sight

well spotted! that must be why the mechanic fella is blushing....

JUDO CHOP!!!​

 

[SaberFire]

Final Entry

"Problem, Officers?"

 

[TS]

Robert Kubica Kyle Busch chatting it up with the Renault mechanics

 

[peterjford]

RK: So then I said "Make the pile of money this high", and Domenicali said "Absolutely Mr Kubica." Then I added "and Alonso has to carry my bags."...
That is when Petrov knocked on my door and woke me up.

 

[mafia_boy]

RK: Booyakasha!! Check it out, I is here with none other than my main men, the mechanics from the Ren-knows forum-ula one crew, aight!! I gots to ask you boys and it might be a sensitive question, how does it feel to be known as the second placed Ren-knows powered team in the forum-ula one in 2009??​

 

[senamic]

Robert Kubica attempts to block a Renault Mechanics Pine Tree-like erect Penis from sight

Recalling that classic photo, good sir?

 

[PeterJB]

Huh? What photo?

 

[Sureboss]

Hmm, given we've got a 2-week break until Australia, what's the thinking on extending the deadlines a bit? I might as well, mightn't I?

 

[Jono624]

RK: My hand represents my time in F1, always going dowhill.

 

[mipuumal]

Renault guy: Hey Robert, you have a sister, right?

Robert: Sí.

Renault guy: And what's her name?

Robert: Sue.

Renault guy: What does she do for a living?

Robert: Sew.

Renault guy: And how would you rate my chances of going out with her?

Robert: *hand gesture* So-so.

 

[RACECAR]

Holla back, youngin

 

[Smallhorses]

Kubica: "So I says to Petrov, "What do you call a Lada that gets to the top of a hill like this?"

"A Miracle!" Hahahahaha, funny, no?"

Mechanic "Um, Robert, have you seen the new livery on your Renault?"​

 

[Sureboss]

Renault's new man powered wind tunnel hits some technical flaws.

 

[Venari]

Kubica: Thirty seconds man, I went like this, and he went like that, and I said "Where'd he go?" and Boullier said "Where'd whooooo go!"