F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[peterjford]

When is the deadline for the PM? Did I miss it?

Nevermind, I found it.

 

[peterjford]

RK: "Damn Webber and his smoke screen! I should b!#@h slap him for that."

 

[Sureboss]

I'm extending the deadline, I'm busy tomorrow, so you might as well have another couple of days, no stresses with a back-to-back race.

Thursday at 0900GMT.

 

[Turbo-Kai]

mmmmhhh....quiet bumpy track that I am supposed to drive today I guess....
will be an exhausting challenge...

 

[Sureboss]

Guys,

I have handed the reins of the Competition back to Touring Mars (watch out for a fixed season ), I just don't have the time to do it any more. I've forwarded all current submissions to TM, any further ones need to be PM'd to TM, but if you send them to me by mistake, I'll forward them on.

 

[Touring Mars]

Guys,

I have handed the reins of the Competition back to Touring Mars (watch out for a fixed season ), I just don't have the time to do it any more. I've forwarded all current submissions to TM, any further ones need to be PM'd to TM, but if you send them to me by mistake, I'll forward them on.

Thanks Nigel, and I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that you've done a superb job for the last couple of years keeping this thread going

In the meantime, final entries must now be sent to me. All posts in the thread that aren't PM'd won't appear in the voting section, so PM me with your entry if you want to take part 👍

 

[daan]

Kubica - You should get yourself a peaked cap and sunglasses, then you wouldn't have to use your hand like this to shield your eyes.

 

[Touring Mars]

I've decided to change the submission rules a bit.

We'll operate much the same system as last year - you must mark your final entry clearly - but you cannot change it once you've marked the post as your final entry. If you only make one post in a round, that will be taken as your final entry automatically. If you make more than one post but haven't marked anything as your final entry, the last entry before the deadline (as stated in the thread title) will be taken as your final entry. Mark your preferred post final entry or learn to convert GMT to your own time to avoid disappointment

Also, you may submit your caption anonymously, by PM-ing me your final entry. Again, only one final entry will be accepted. If you have already marked a post as your final entry, your PM will be ignored. If you submit your final entry via PM, you can still post captions in the thread, although they will not be used in the vote.

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Update:

All voting will now take place in a separate thread, so look out for it at the end of the week :tup:

 

[Sureboss]

That's why I needed to hand back the reigns to TM, well done:tup:

 

[Omnis]

"Robert, did you see what it was that blew out in Webber's car?"

"No, but it smelled like a stale burrito."

 

[88c-v Racer]

Kubica's attempt to become a rapper dumbfounds the Renault engineers

 

[peterjford]

I have handed the reins of the Competition back to Touring Mars (watch out for a fixed season )

Does this mean Pupik will be back?

 

[Ian Poole]

Oh lord, here we go again!

 

[yeti]

Wow - I'm really struggling to come up with anything better than my eminiently feeble effort the other day... I liked the TopGun quote - watched that the other day - and considered using that too!

C>

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND ONE - RESULTS

1st: PeterJB = 25 points
2nd=: Smallhorses, peterjford = 16 points
4th: mipuumal = 12 points
5th: Omnis= 10 points
6th: Interludes = 8 points
7th=: SaberFire, yeti, Soundtrack = 4 points


Winning Entry

Robert Kubica attempts to block a Renault Mechanics Pine Tree-like erect Penis from sight

Standings (after Round One)

1st: PeterJB = 25 points
2nd=: Smallhorses, peterjford = 16 points
4th: mipuumal = 12 points
5th: Omnis= 10 points
6th: Interludes = 8 points
7th=: SaberFire, yeti, Soundtrack = 4 points

Congratulations to PeterJB for winning the first round of the competition

 

[Ian Poole]

Damn you JB!

Must remind me, memo to self, making jokes about pine tree erect penises are good!

No, i'm tripping JB, congrats man and anyone who voted for me (you know who you are), thank you but it got me jack! Oh well, bring on the next round!

 

[PeterJB]

Thanks, Ian Poole!
Not a bad start to the season if I say so myself!

 

[Raagentreg]

I knew that was going to win, it had to.

 

[SaberFire]

YES

YESSSS! POINTS! WOOOT!

I am satisfied, please continue

 

[Touring Mars]

Good start - 4 pts in the first round is pretty good, esp. since we had 26 entries!

 

[yeti]

Sweet - someone voted for me!!!

C.

 

[Smallhorses]

Not bad! Starting where I finished last season... in 2nd.
Must improve further...

 

[Omnis]

5th place. Not bad for a fart joke. Should've went with a dick joke like Peter though.

 

[Watchman]

Congratulations to all those who got points, especially to the winner!

 

[Touring Mars]

I will be asking PeterJB for a picture shortly, but I would like the pictures to come from the actual events from now on, meaning no old or irrelevant pics, and more opportunity for current and topical captions - also, given the new format of each round of the game representing an actual GP, it makes sense to make the picture relevant. Therefore, each new round will start immediately after the GP weekend is over, ideally on a Monday morning.

Until then, the floor is open 👍

 

[waggles]

I see-however I would like to take the opportunity for some off-week fun, by posting an image, to be captioned...

Jenson, I'm just borrowing your car for a weekend-don't worry, you can use mine.

 

[livemusic]

Funny, I just noticed this thread wasn't in my subscribed threads' list anymore, and I don't remember unsubscribing it. So I missed the first round votings, oh well...

 

[prisonermonkeys]

What's happening with this?

Funny, I just noticed this thread wasn't in my subscribed threads' list anymore, and I don't remember unsubscribing it. So I missed the first round votings, oh well...

Voting is now done in a separate thread.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Two - Australia

Entries by Thursday, 1st April - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. You may also submit your final entry to me via PM if you want your entry to be anonymous.

Full rules available in Post #1

 

[yeti]

Final Entry

Vettel attempts to find alternative methods of completing a race...

C.