F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[livemusic]

 

[Conman14]

SV: So why exactly didn't it rain during the race?
BE: Well I went through PayPal but apparently I spent my last £500 million paying off my ex-wife...

 

[lpb-nissan-gt-r]

SB:why is this old man trying to rap
be:yo whiteboy i shall smirk becuase my brakes work
SB:it was luscious liz time of the month you old B******

 

[TS]

Vettel: So it's been 24 hours Bernie, you got my money?
Bernie: Uhm give me until next Friday, then I'll have it for you.
Vettel: Oh that's funny I could of swore that you would have it today.
Bernie: No I don't have it Seb, sorry.
Vettel: Oh alright then.

Vettel: You've got till 5 o'clock, You've got till 5 o'clock!
Bernie: You friggin' psycho path.
Vettel: Go clean yourself up.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Satan: "So, I give you a Formula One World Championship, and in return,
you give me the exclusive rights to your soul. Do we have a deal?"

Vettel: "Unless."

Satan: "Yes, yes, alright: you sell me your soul unless you manage to
win in Malaysia, in which case you get to be World Champion free of charge.
You haven't been taking lessons in negotiating with me from Damon Hill, have you?"​

 

[Touring Mars]

@ TS - Sorry, no pictures in your captions - you'll need to either edit your entry or come up with a new one, as it currently won't be permitted in the final voting/

@ interludes -

 

[Lizard]

be: look you have already been caught drinking in a grand prix and we all know it wasnt water in your in-race water bottle now hand it over
sv: grumbles in my world drink driving would be legal
final entry

 

[Only_in_f1]

Bernie: What's green and invisible?
Seb: I dunno?
Bernie: This cabbage.
Seb:...

 

[yeti]

Final Entry

SV: Bernie - is that a wig?
BE: You say that again - and I'll break your legs... just ask Mark.

 

[PeterJB]

Final entry/edit of original!

Bernie: Seb, I heard that you're team have been making modifications applied to and relating to the entire team and company, care to divulge any?

Seb: Well, in case of my water bottle breaking, I am now fully capable of lactating Red Bull!

Bernie: ...........Can I try it?

Seb: Urmm....No. I think you've been hanging round with Mosley a bit too much!

 

[Pescara for GT5]

I will give you my old wand I stole from Snape after he killed Dumbledore, but it is not here in my hand if you *winks* know what I mean *winks*

Vettel: Ok, just give it to me whenever, *whispers* creepy old fart.

 

[TS]

Sebastian and Bernie smoking their invisible pipes.

 

[Lizard]

Sebastian and Bernie smoking their invisible pipes.

the way bernie is holding his pipe he must have serious heartburn

 

[Smallhorses]

Seb: "You do know it's customary to stand when you're addressing a GP winner don't you Bernie?"
Bernie: *growls*​

 

[mafia_boy]

BE: This is amnesia dust, and this is how it works!! *blows into face*
SV: How does what work?
BE: Amnesia dust, this is how it works!! *blows some more*
SV: How does what work??
BE: That trick never gets old. ​

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting for Round Three is now open.

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This thread is now open again for general posting 👍

 

[Alex.]

Interludes clearly votes for himself here, but was it an accident?

 

[Touring Mars]

Interludes clearly votes for himself here, but was it an accident?

After having heard an explanation from interludes, it appears that it was indeed an accident, and although he is willing to accept any consequences for accidentally voting for the wrong caption, I'm prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THREE - RESULTS

1st: interludes - 25 pts
2nd: PureAwesomeness - 18 pts
3rd: Alex. - 15 pts
4th: yeti - 12 pts
5th=: Omnis, Touring Mars, Only_in_f1 - 8 pts
8th=: pippin4652, mipuumal, haitch40, daan, TS, Ian Poole, Soundtrack - 1 pt


Winning Entry

Satan: "So, I give you a Formula One World Championship, and in return,
you give me the exclusive rights to your soul. Do we have a deal?"

Vettel: "Unless."

Satan: "Yes, yes, alright: you sell me your soul unless you manage to
win in Malaysia, in which case you get to be World Champion free of charge.
You haven't been taking lessons in negotiating with me from Damon Hill, have you?"

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Standings (after Round Three)

1st: PeterJB = 43 pts
2nd: interludes = 33 pts
3rd: pippin4652 = 26 pts
4th: Alex. = 25 pts
5th=: Smallhorses, Omnis, PureAwesomeness = 18 pts
8th=: peterjford, yeti, daan = 16 pts
11th: mipuumal = 13 pts
12th=: Touring Mars, orimarc, Fastas = 10 pts
15th: Only_in_f1 - 8 pts
16th: zed300 = 6 pts
17th: Soundtrack = 5 pts
18th: SaberFire = 4 pts
19th=: mafia_boy, Pescara for GT5 = 2pts
21st=: haitch40, TS, Ian Poole = 1 pt

Congratulations to interludes for winning the third round of the competition

 

[Lizard]

yay a point

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Four - China

will follow next week, Monday 19th April ​

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Until then, the thread is open for general posting

 

[Ian Poole]

Get in there, i got a point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Touring Mars]

Luckily, there was exactly seven people to share 8th place, sharing 7 points between them!

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Gross and Grosser?​

 

[Sureboss]

He's so shexy!

 

[yeti]

W00T pointzors!! I feel like Nico Rosberg... actually on 2nd thoughts - better make that Adrian Sooootil.

C.

 

[Alex.]

Nice, 3rd place

 

[TS]

Michael - Ralf you're the best driver ever.
Ralf - Oh no Michael you're the best driver ever.
Michael - Yeah, you're right Ralf, I am the best driver ever.

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Double post

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

MS: Ralf, I know you can make it back to F1.

RS: Really?

MS: I can see it already..............Mmmm............oooooo.......OOOWH...........Why, yes sir....I CAN clean the poop left by the dog of Nico's girlfriend....

RS:

 

[Omnis]

"You drive for BMW, I drive for Ferrari. ... At least we're not Mercedes!"