F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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If Webber has paid me in Vegemite sandwiches again, there's going to be big trouble​
 
"Let me check... handcuffs, parcel, diary, banana and crisp sandwiches... That should do it."

(Timeslides - 7'50 to 9'15)
 
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Bernie retrieves a forgotten case of Max Mosley's sex toys--
Bernie: "A case? This is the sex toy!"
 
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Bernie hard at work after the conclusion of the Monaco Grand Prix.

Bernie: Hmm...if I tilt my briefcase like this, it almost matches the slope of the stairs.
 
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What shall I spend my bribe on?​
 
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If Prince Albert remains paranoid about transferring money online to Liechtenstein I might as well hold next year's Grand Prix over there, would at least save me the bus fair.



FINAL ENTRY
 
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Mechanic: Bernie, I wouldn't go in their if I was you. I saw Mosley entering with J-Lo and the Sugababes. Earlier he mention something about open womanhole covers that needed inspecting.
 
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Bernie: That's the last time I'm daring Schumacher to prove that he can pay the fine from the money in his back pocket.
 
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"Oompah loompah doom-pah-dee-do,
I've got a money puzzle for you.
Oompah loompah doom-pah-dee-dee,
Who's getting paid off by Bernie?
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Sorry, took several edits to submit this and make it look right from my BBerry while I'm on vacation. Hope it's ok to have a submission with an "Edit" mark. :guilty:
 
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Bernie: "Jean! ... Jean!, Daddy's home!... quickly quickly!! ive found us some new toys!!"
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Final Entry
 
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Schumi: What's in that briefcase Bernie?
Bernie: The bribe that Fernando gave me for making the stewards penalise you... oops, you weren't meant to hear that.
 
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Sorry, took several edits to submit this and make it look right from my BBerry while I'm on vacation. Hope it's ok to have a submission with an "Edit" mark. :guilty:
It is 👍 You can change your caption as much as you like until you have marked it Final Entry.
 
Incidentally, I just checked the video I'd linked to (never looked at it previously - I have the scene in my head anyway) and nearly died laughing - the briefcase is nearly identical :lol:
 
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BE: Well if Mark is going to abuse the trophey like that in the Red Bull swimming pool then im taking it back.


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The Death Star plans have arrived in this here briefcase. Also, Schumacher is teaching his young apprentice Vettel the ways of the force.

Everything is going as I have foreseen.

*Evil cackling laughter*
 
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When ever he gets in a fix, Schumi reaches into his bag of tricks... or at least he does when he can find it.
 
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"I'll just hide this in the Tardis, away from the Master."
Bernie, dirty about not getting the part for Dr Who in the late 60's, still to this day, likes to act out his audition lines.​
 
Hey, we finally got the deposit for the Canadian Grand Prix!
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Final Entry
 
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Bernie Ecclestone entering Monaco's swankiest gentleman's club, blissfully unaware that someone had switched the signs ...

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Bernie delivers a case of bank notes to the CEO of GAP Kids, thanking him for providing clothes that fit him for so many years.​
 
@ interludes, think you may have missed this crucial rule change for the 2010 season:

No use of other pictures within your caption.

You should get a job with Virgin designing fuel tanks. :lol: :P
 
Oops.

Okay, in that case, can my Iron Man/Nico Hulkenberg one be considered as my Final Entry?
Yep 👍

Entries are now closed, but due to me being extremely busy at work today, the voting will not be up until later - but should be sometime today hopefully!
 
It's a bit of a bummer that we cannot use extra media anymore ... I'm pretty sure I would have been in with a short with that Chandhok picture.
 
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