F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[prisonermonkeys]

Karun Chandhok demonstrates the correct way to drive the Hispania F110: hang on for dear life and hope the fire brigade gets there soon ...​

When does Round 7 start anyways?

Monday.

 

[Touring Mars]

Karun gets his first pole.

 

[Northstar]

You know, you would think an F1 driver could afford some better shoes, even if he does drive for a low tier team.

 

[Omnis]

You know, you would think an F1 driver could afford some better shoes, even if he does drive for a low tier team.

Those are better shoes.

 

[Peter]

New picturee???

You just watch, we might be a bit delayed, but our performance will take off very soon.


EDIT: So, no one got my puns?

 

[mafia_boy]

Branson: Young Skywalker, you must use the Force India to get further up the grid!!​

 

[peterjford]

Branson: Young Skywalker, you must use the Force India to get further up the grid!!

Good one.

Wow man, you guys are such downers man, worrying about where we are in the standings.
You should be groovy like me, man, at one with where you are in the cosmos.

 

[Touring Mars]

A warning to any would-be suicide bombers...

...if you blow yourself up, who knows what kind of Virgins might await you​

 

[Ingram]

After taking a deep breath inside Brawn GP's garage at the close of the 2009 season, Branson exhales a full eight months later, in the hope that the smell of sucess will diffuse through Virgin's Garage.​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seven - Turkey

(Pic selected by Soundtrack; mafia_boy's selection will be used in Free Practice following this week's Round)

n.b. For the benefit of those who don't watch the BBC's Formula One coverage, the guy with the iPad is the BBC F1 anchor, Jake Humphrey​

Entries by Monday, 7th June - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. You may also submit your final entry to me via PM if you want your entry to be anonymous.

Full rules available in Post #1

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Here we go: it says here that he named it 'Randy Mandy'. I mean honestly, Randy Mandy? Couldn't
he just have called it 'Horny Mandy', or 'Desperate-for-a-shag Mandy' and be done with it?"​

 

[Lizard]

Jake tells the ferrari boys some red bull secrets.

In other news Red Bull are appealing to the FIA to give the BBC a $80milion fine.
Final entry

 

[mafia_boy]

Ferrari Crew: You're lying to us!!

Jake Humphrey: No I'm serious, just look at Bernie's iPad I just stole, it has the script for how the 2010 season will go and it says you guys have absolutely no hope to win this year and will not get another chance to win a championship until Schumacher returns to Ferrari.​

 

[Ingram]

Jake: "...And if I just type "drink! feck! arse! girls!"..... Done! We've just Facebook raped Eddie Jordan"​

 

[NihilismOnToast]

And if you choose this option, you can see the best deals from Admiral, Aviva and Greenflag. If Fernando goes under his mum's policy as a named driver then he can still afford the eyebrow job.






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[Northstar]

BBC commentator Jake Humphrey plays a game of "Real or Fake" with some of the Ferrari crew on Google Images.

 

[RACECAR]

With this app, I can see through everything, including Danica's clothes.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Jake: "And if you look at the specs here you can see that it has a fingerprint-resistant oleophobic coating"

Guy w/ mic on left: "Woah...that is so cool"

Guy on far-left: This thing would be great for watching porn on the go.

 

[Smallhorses]

Jake: "...And if I just type "drink! feck! arse! girls!"..... Done! We've just Facebook raped Eddie Jordan"

👍 That's Gold!

S. Romeo: "That's way cool, can you zoom in on Vettel's in-car camera with that?"
Jake: "Yeah that's easy, I just move my finger to the right like this, and, ahem, oops, that shouldn't have happened... Oh no, I'd forgotten to close the "Red Bull Steering App."!"
​

 

[livemusic]

Jake Humphrey: RBR is interested in hiring your crew. As you can see in the contract they'll provide a healthcare insurance, a generous retirement plan, an annual bonus...

Guy in the left: Yeah yeah, enough of that. What about cookies? Will they give us cookies?

 

[Omnis]

"All of our competitors have encrypted their websites!"
"Encryption? What did they use?"
"Flash."

 

[PeterJB]

ACTIVATE RED BULL MAGNETS

 

[Soundtrack]

"All of our competitors have encrypted their websites!"
"Encryption? What did they use?"
"Flash."

Jake Humphrey demonstrates how fun Apple latest device can be by browsing thru GTP’s F1 Picture Caption thread!

 

[Peter]

Whoa, look how fast she's going, and faster, and faster!!! Damn, Randy Mandy is a pretty quick thing.

 

[Pescara for GT5]

... And that is literally their secret, it is in their name, just try it, it should give you wings.

 

[Ian Poole]

Jake shows the Ferrari guys that they do have a lot in common with Sarah Jessica Parker; so many costume changes, so little time!​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

FINAL ENTRY

Humphrey:

Look, here are the poll results for worst F1 commentary, and Jonathan Legard made the top podium position!

Edit: TSN in Canada uses the BBC F1 broadcast; I often flip to Speed Channel because their commentary is better and David Hobbs has some priceless comments (a set of attachments!)

 

[TS]

Want facebook on the go? There's an app for that! Want to follow F1 on the go? There's an app for that! Want to steal Red Bull's secrets? There's an app for that!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

With this app, I can see through everything, including Danica's clothes.

[...]

Are you ****** kidding me??!!

Sorry, RACECAR, but we can't use additional images this year. Believe me, I know - I tried it last round.

 

[RACECAR]

Sorry, RACECAR, but we can't use additional images this year. Believe me, I know - I tried it last round.

Aww, had the perfect joke too I'll try to remember that.