F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[mafia_boy]

Reporter: So, raise your hands if you were responsible for Lewis winning the grand prix.......what the 🤬.....all three of you are responsible??​

 

[NihilismOnToast]

Hamilton produces that elusive fuel sample at last.

Maaark: "Are you taking the piss?"
Vettel: "He's holding it."
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[Peter]

Vettel: Haha, Germany whips Australia 4-0
Webber:Well, at least we don't have Robert Green in our goal
Hamilton:

 

[irnbrutwinturbo]

Ham : out loud : "This stuff really does give you wings. Thanks for the tip."
Web : Who's grabbing my arse, it'll be interesting to see what happens when this fart comes through.
Vet : I shouldn't have watched the South Park movie last night.......Blame Canada.......Blame Canada......ooh, Webber is doing a Terence and Phillip.

 

[RACECAR]

Yay, I has my first point I will cherish it for life,for this will never happen again

Anyhow on to the next one:

Vettel: You get the secret stuff?
Webber: What you mean?
Hamilton: I love this stuff, I feel a win coming on
Vettel: 🤬

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eight - Canada

(Pic selected by Omnis; pippin4652's selection will be used in Free Practice following this week's Round)

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Entries by Friday, 18th June - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. You may also submit your final entry to me via PM if you want your entry to be anonymous.

Full rules available in Post #1

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"So, Jenson ... what do you think of Robert Green?"​

 

[Touring Mars]

Good start

 

[irnbrutwinturbo]

"No crackers, Gromit! We've forgotten the crackers!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Good start

My advantage in the entire competition is that each round begins at 5pm local time whereas for England it begins at 9am on a work day. I get about six hours before anyone else comes along to think about my caption, but this one was obvious from the moment I saw the picture.

 

[ExigeEvan]

"Vodafone have this wonderful new advert lined up, you and Robert Green are going to play catch for 30 seconds!"

 

[GTP_Ingram]

After recieving his honour from the Queen this week, Jenson discovers that it may have been inapropriate to address Her Royal Highness as 'sweet cheeks'​

 

[Touring Mars]

So, Valencia next then...​

 

[Lizard]

So Jenson what did you think of the lotus raft?

(for those who are thinking ?. There is a boat race every year on the water beside the pit lane and the long straight used by the olympic team to train and each team builds a boat out of spare parts and the drivers row)

 

[livemusic]

"So Jenson, what do you think of this nose job I've done?"

 

[LewyOs]

Jenson, that was Ron's personal toilet you bunged up.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

FINAL ENTRY

Jenson, you know when Lewis went to get his piercings? Well, apparently he got more than just his ears done...

 

[prisonermonkeys]

FINAL ENTRY

"Jenson, Nicole Scherzinger's hen night is coming up and the stripper has called in sick ... how would you feel about jumping out of some kind of cake?"​

Had to edit this in as a final entry after someone else made a Robert Green joke (seriously, read the previous entries!).

 

[Touring Mars]

JB: Hey, nice touch with the novelty race car toilets, guys! One for Number 1's and another for Number 2's!!
The latter came in very handy after all those waffles this morning, I can tell you!

Tech: What novelty race car toilets?!

 

[irnbrutwinturbo]

Tech : "Jenson, our assumptions we're correct Lewis car constantly had less fuel in it so that's why he's faster"

Jenson : "But i only just cleared the minimum wieght for end of race, its not possible, where is the extra weight coming from"

Tech : "Rumour has it that he pees in the cockpit at the end of every race, to win your going to need to leave even more behind"

Jenson : *reaction photographed*

 

[PeterJB]

"Jenson, we found out that Vettel was hoping to catch up and attempt to pass you during the race"

 

[Dan_]

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[/QUOTE]

FINAL ENTRY:
Tech: Relax, Nicole told me many times she never had herpes and....what?

 

[Famine]

Jenson? What's the first sign of a stroke?

 

[Smallhorses]

Final Entry

McLaren study the effects of their new invisible lateral-G simulator.​

 

[TS]

Jenson? What's the first sign of a stroke?

 

[Omnis]

"So, Jenson ... what do you think of Robert Green?"​

That's totally what I had in mind when I picked the image.

"Jenson, we have a PR appearance in 5 minutes, but Lewis has absconded with Nicole. Luckily, Theo Walcott is available so you'll need to let him borrow a jumpsuit."​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Still do not know how to re-post the pic!


Jenson's reaction to:

So Jenson, want to try some poutine in Montreal?

Final Entry!

 

[PeterJB]

Still do not know how to re-post the pic!

Final Entry!

Quote a post with the picture in it and remove the quote marks.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Jenson's reaction to:

So Jenson, want to try some poutine in Montreal?

Final Entry!

 

[Touring Mars]

The easiest way is the right-click the image and select "Copy Image Location"... then paste it into your post... the link should look like this:

http://images.gpupdate.net/large/155966.jpg

Then, surround the link with image tags - the easiest way to do this is to type them manually, so that the whole link looks like this:

As already suggested, another simple way is to quote a post with the image and just delete everything in the post except for the link and image tags.