F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Lizard]

Apparently this ball has improved aerodynamics to make it 5% faster maybe...
Forget it Lewis. Red bull outbid us.

 

[Captain Roh]

Whilst demonstrating his latest hobby of River dancing, Lewis Hamilton was inadvertently interupted by a stray ball.​

 

[Touring Mars]

Free practice ? I thought the race was next weekend; or is this testing?

It is Free Practice i.e. not a round of the competition - I thought that was fairly clear

 

[Dan_]

Capello's spy at the Background : Hmmm, How does he perform as a keeper?​

 

[aurelio_911]

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LMAO nice!👍

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis has to play on his own, because Jenson can't keepy-up with him

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Voting for Round Eight is still open

Round Nine: Europe - will follow on Monday 28th June

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHT - RESULTS

1st: Famine - 25 pts
2nd=: Smallhorses, ExigeEvan - 16 pts
4th=: SUPER NUMBBER, pippin4652 - 11 pts
6th: RACECAR - 8 pts
7th=. TS, Captain Roh, LewyOs - 4 pts


Winning Entry

Jenson? What's the first sign of a stroke?​

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Standings (after Round Eight)

1st: pippin4652 = 83 pts
2nd: Smallhorses = 79 pts
3rd: Touring Mars = 74 pts
4th: interludes = 56 pts
5th: PeterJB = 52 pts
6th: Omnis = 41 pts
7th: Famine = 37 pts
8th: mafia_boy = 29 pts
9th=: Soundtrack, yeti = 28 pts
11th: Alex. = 25 pts
12th=: peterjford, SUPER NUMBBER = 20 pts
14th=: PureAwesomeness, daan, TheStig13 = 18 pts
17th: zed300 = 17 pts
18th: ExigeEvan = 16 pts
19th: LewyOs = 15 pts
20th: mipuumal = 13 pts
21st=: BlacqueJacques, ROAD_DOGG33J = 11 pts
23rd=: orimarc, Fastas = 10 pts
25th=: NihilismOnToast, RACECAR = 9 pts
27th=: Only_in_f1, Pescara for GT5 = 8 pts
29th: haitch40 = 7 pts
30th: Ian Poole = 6 pts
31st=: analog, TS = 5 pts
33rd=: SaberFire, Seismica, Captain Roh = 4 pts

Congratulations to Famine for winning Round Eight of the competition

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[Famine]

I won? Lawks! I thought that caption would only be funny to people who'd seen the UK's "FAST" adverts

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Nine - Europe

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Entries by Friday, 5th July - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. You may also submit your final entry to me via PM if you want your entry to be anonymous.

Full rules available in Post #1

 

[Ian Poole]

Lewis has got some explaining to do, his mechanic just told him Nicole heard him say that motor racing is better than sex with her​

 

[daan]

There was something in the air that night
Yellow lights were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For safety, Fernando
Though I never thought I could get past
There’s no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Barack Obama makes a guest appearance in the McLaren pits at Valencia.​

 

[PeterJB]

Lewis appears glad that former teammate Heikki takes after him and succeeds in the "give Red Bull's wings" tactic after his foiled earlier attempt.

 

[Touring Mars]

I can pass if I want to
I can leave old friends behind
'Cause my friend didn't pass, and if he didn't pass
Well it's no fault of mine...

Safety Car, Safety Car
Everything's under control
Safety Car, Safety Car
Everybody's taking the chance

It's a Safety Car
It's safe to pass
Yes, it's safe to pass


(Apologies to daan - this isn't my official entry, by the way!)

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Sung to the tune of 'you can dance if you want to' (Men without Hats)!

 

[Peter]

MW: Hey, Look. Jenson just crashed.

 

[Smallhorses]

Lewis watched in disbelief and astonishment as Mark Webber, unsatisfied with the Valencia track just having a unique swing bridge to it's credit, attempted to add his own new feature: A flyover!​

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Crew Member: This wishing well will allow you to crash anyone in the race.

Lewis: I doubt it, but what the hell, Mark Webber.

 

[Azure Flare]

Hamilton as he reads the F1 caption thread.

 

[Soundtrack]

Considering Mark Webber escaped uninjured:tup:

Mechanic: Did you know that Red Bull will be in Gran Turismo 5?
LH: Sure, including damage and rollovers!

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Lewis shows what an immature sense of humour he has, as he watches Jenson's reaction to discovering a joke turd in his McLaren's cockpit.​

 

[chromatic9]

Hamiltion: Hehehe!

I'll have to tell Kobayashi this was not a genuine overtake and was all due to Alonso seeing me side by side with a Safety Car on lap 9. I'm sure he'll understand.

 

[DK]

Aw, such a cute little baby!​

 

[PeterJB]

FINAL ENTRY

Mechanic: Webber just crashed!

Hamilton: Is he alright?

Mechanic: Yeah, but the DHL Sign certainly isn't!

 

[Touring Mars]

Hey Lewis, we recorded something for you...

Fernando Alonso: "Where is he?"

Andrea Stella: "He's second... it is really unfair, it is like no penalty! But today we look at ourselves and let's see what happens after... I want you to be very wise and calm."

Fernando Alonso: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!...."

 

[TS]

LH - Look at what happened to Heikki!
Mechanic - Good thing we got rid of him!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Hamiltion: Hehehe!

I'll have to tell Kobayashi this was not a genuine overtake and was all due to Alonso seeing me side by side with a Safety Car on lap 9. I'm sure he'll understand.

Sorry, chromatic, but I think you'll find we can't use "other media" in our entries.

 

[Seismica]

Hamilton smiles with his betting slip in hand as Germany score their fourth goal.


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Sorry, chromatic, but I think you'll find we can't use "other media" in our entries.

He didn't do a bad job though... got Lewis' reflection on the screen and everything

 

[mafia_boy]

Lewis and his technician have a giggle as they fit the newest part to Jenson's cockpit, a whoopee cushion!​

 

[zed300]

Just hold still Nicole, he's done lots of piercings around the traps.....oh oh I didn't mean that.​