F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Soundtrack]

Just realized my initial input may be in breach with the "spirit of the rule" (additional picture).

In case it is deemed illegal:

I-Paddock bragging caught red-handed.

 

[Stiggy]

The BBC devised a cunning plan to slow Ferrari down and give the Evil English Empire (McLaren) a chance to win in Turkey; send Jake Humphrey down to their garage and distract the crew with his new iPad. It worked until the mechanics found the F1 Live Timing app at around lap 50 but by then it was too late.

 

[Touring Mars]

Fernando's pitcrew find something to do during Q3​

 

[livemusic]

^

 

[Seismica]

JH: Guys, show me the detergent you guys use to stop the colours from running...

 

[prisonermonkeys]

To Do List:

• Reschedule plumber
• Call temp agency
• Manipulate media into
  starting Red Bull civil war
  so that Ferrari can steal
  Vettel and Newey for 2011
• Meeting with PTA
• Haircut

 

[Famine]

Final Entry
Ferrari engineer: Yeah, but will it blend?

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry guys, but I'm not accepting random pictures while the current Round is still live. Usually the Round lasts until Friday, but due to my work commitments and limited spare time, this Round is open until Monday. After the deadline passes (see thread title), the thread is open for "Free Practice"; so feel free to post the image again after the deadline.

 

[PeterJB]

FINAL ENTRY

Humphreys: And their is the top secret technical background of the Red Bull RB6.

Mechanic: Wow! We should get one of these Nigel Stepney brand iPad's too!

 

[peterjford]

Mechanic: "Don't stop, we want to see more!"
BH: "Come on guys, this is a powerful computing device and all you want to see is Girls Gone Wild?"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

FINAL ENTRY

Jake Humphrey: "And the Turkish Bureau of Meteorology says that we'll be getting half an hour of rain
in either five minutes, fifteen minutes or twenty minutes ago ..."​

 

[Lizard]

FINAL ENTRY

Jake Humphrey: "And the Turkish Bureau of Meteorology says that we'll be getting half an hour of rain
in either five minutes, fifteen minutes or twenty minutes ago ..."​

 

[analog]

"Er...that's not why I showed it to you guys but it could also do that I suppose, so what was it again? Two Calzones and one Quattro Stagione?...."

Final Entry

 

[zed300]

and if we go to.... Motorsport.... Formula 1.... and click on.... there you go...it's us!​

A bit late, but I thought I'd put it on anyway.

 

[easyasashii]

JH : "This is a complete different philosophy they have : those guys are living with their cars, they sleep with them, go on vacation with them... See ???"​

Out of competition but I liked the video, and I thought you might like it as well ! You can even hear the guy with the microphone speaking at the end !

----------------------------------------

EDIT : to keep on the theme :

JH : "Ever heard of "holyday on ice" ???"​

---------------------------------------

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Vitaly Petrov: "Hey, Rob, what if I grew a beard? Or just some random facial hair? Do you think that would make me faster?"

Robert Kubica: "I can't begin to imagine what gave you that idea. No, really - whatever gave you that idea?"

Vitaly Petrov: "Vettel."

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SEVEN - RESULTS

1=: Omnis, Touring Mars, pippin4652 - 19 pts
4th: interludes - 12 pts
5th=: Smallhorses, NihilismOnToast - 9 pts
7th=: Ian Poole, mafia_boy - 5 pts
9th=: analog, Famine, RACECAR - 1 pt


To clarify the rules, changing your vote is strictly not allowed.
If a vote is changed, the initial vote will still be counted, but the changed vote will be disregarded.

Winning Entries

"All of our competitors have encrypted their websites!"
"Encryption? What did they use?"
"Flash."

Fernando's pitcrew find something to do during Q3

Jake: "...And if I just type "drink! feck! arse! girls!"..... Done! We've just Facebook raped Eddie Jordan"

​

Standings (after Round Seven)

1st: Touring Mars = 74 pts
2nd: pippin4652 = 72 pts
3rd: Smallhorses = 63 pts
4th: interludes = 56 pts
5th: PeterJB = 52 pts
6th: Omnis = 41 pts
7th: mafia_boy = 29 pts
8th=: Soundtrack, yeti = 28 pts
10th: Alex. = 25 pts
11th: peterjford = 20 pts
12th=: PureAwesomeness, daan, TheStig13 = 18 pts
15th: zed300 = 17 pts
16th: mipuumal = 13 pts
17th: Famine = 12 pts
18th=: BlacqueJacques, LewyOs, ROAD_DOGG33J = 11 pts
21st=: orimarc, Fastas = 10 pts
23rd=: SUPER NUMBBER, NihilismOnToast = 9 pts
25th=: Only_in_f1, Pescara for GT5 = 8 pts
27th: haitch40 = 7 pts
28th: Ian Poole = 6 pts
29th: analog = 5 pts
30th=: SaberFire, Seismica = 4 pts
32nd=: TS, RACECAR = 1 pt

Congratulations to Omnis, pippin4652 and me for winning Round Seven of the competition

 

[PeterJB]

Things haven't been going my way lately. 4 'DNF's'.

 

[Touring Mars]

You've still got a good chance this year, esp. after such a strong start!!

And who knows, perhaps pippin and I will crash into each other this weekend - not as unlikely as it sounds, given that we're both from Edinburgh!

---

Round Eight: Canada - to follow on Monday 14th June​

 

[mafia_boy]

What happened to my pic for free practice TM??

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry, I just remembered about that too!

Canada - Free Practice

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Mark Webber: "See, what did I tell you? Australia would come out on top of Germany and England in the World Cup."

Lewis Hamilton: "That's the Opening Ceremony, Mark."

Sebastin Vettel: "And they're coming out alphabetically."​

 

[Stevisiov]

 

[analog]

"Well you know Sebastian, for what you did, removing your overall just isn't enough....just isn't enough".

 

[Touring Mars]

Left to right: Sebastian Vettel; Can drive in a straight line: Mark Webber, Lewis Hamilton​

 

[peterjford]

SV: *I hate you I hate you I hate you*
MW: *heh, try and pass me, heh*
LH: *thanks for the win, clowns*

 

[PeterJB]

Lewis: So, you got any special team tactics planned this time round like before?

Sebastian: Not really, we're just just hope you and Button drive into the wall.

Lewis: Nah, that ain't gonna happen.

Mark: It's called the Wall of Champions for a reason, Lewis!

 

[Famine]

Lewis: "And here's the meths bottle with which I spiked their drinking water!"

 

[LewyOs]

Left to right: Sebastian Vettel; Can drive in a straight line: Mark Webber, Lewis Hamilton​

Brilliant.

 

[TS]

Mark Webber before he slapps Sebastian Vettel, not for the on track incident, but for playing grab ass in parc ferme.