Now, as we all should know, FFs come in two flavours. One is a boring, practical, safe and steady shopping trolley for the elderly, the other, is a fire-spitting hot hatchback which delivers supercar fun with everyday practicality. Today, Im looking at the latter. And not just one, but 20 of them. This is probably the biggest review Ive ever done, and probably the biggest review of hatchbacks since the 12 car shootout done by racer39658. Here, in no particular order, are the entrants:
Volvo C30 - VTiRoj
Honda Integra Type R 04 (DC5) - -raVer-
Honda Integra Type R 04 (DC5) - Praiano63
Honda Integra Type R 04 (DC5) - Jackthalad
Mitsubishi FTO GPX 94 - Dylans1o
Mitsubishi Eclipse GT 06 - Drewsifer3x
Mitsubishi Eclipse GT 06 - Mafia_boy
Honda Civic Type R 01 (EP3) - SlowGTR
Honda Civic Type R 08 (FD2) - Acan
Honda Civic Type R 08 (FD2) - AssassinTuner
Honda Civic Type R 08 (FD2) - Cool-dude3007
Honda Accord coupe EX 03 - D24689
Mazda Atenza 25z 07 - Adrenaline/Rotary Junkie
Citroen C4 VTS - XDesperado67
Trail Celica 03 - Dr_slump
Trail Celica 03 - Basilea
Mitsubishi Mirage Cyborg - C-ZETA
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raVers Honda Integra Type R-
Nearly 370hp, FF, downforce at the back, and no LSD. It should be a disaster to drive. Understeer being the main style of cornering. Well, yes, it is that. Understeer is kind of the default setting with this car. Sure, hes removed some rear downforce to try and force the back out. But that hasnt really happened. In fact, its just made the car trickier to drive. In the normal one, you had to deal with understeer, no easy feat. Now, you have nearly double the power, and double the issues! Because not only does it plough wide in the turns, with the back not nailed to the road, it just gets awfully twitchy when you try to make tiny adjustments. It requires the same smooth style that AssassinTuners CT230R needed. Its a lesson in driving. Minimum input, all precisely measured out, executed at the right time, nearly no margin for error. And when I drive with the precision of a rhino (i.e not precise at all), it means its very hard for me to comment on this setup. Ill have to try anyways, so, here goes. Its very inconsistent, gripping to the line one minute, then running straight on the next. But the ballast placement means that it does give you a lot of confidence. Too much confidence sometimes. It can fool you into driving too hard, too fast, into a corner and cause it to run wide. It still requires a certain touch to get the most from it.
Unfortunately, Ive ran out of time at this point, so Ill leave it to my final impressions to conclude this small review. Bearing in mind that Im at the airport at the time of typing, all these points I list out are based completely on impressions. The car is very
inconsistent. The large majority of the time, its very neutral, if slightly verging towards being slightly understeery. The back will slide around, but it requires for some more aggressive flings to get the back anywhere but trailing behind the front wheels.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:05.666
Jackthalads Integra Type R-
I have high expectations for this. Given that this car had been tuned with some advice from Leonidae, one of the most experienced tuners on GTP, I would expect it to drive with a hint of the fins madness weaved into its DNA. And it has, actually. The back is very loose on entry, but not so loose that it becomes hard to manage. Aside from that though, there really is very little I could say about this. Its hard to fault, but its also hard to find any superlatives. But there is one thing that does stand out. Lap times. Its the only car thats not a trial Celica to break into the 2:03 mark. I knew it was fast, not this fast though
Im speechless. Its just
a very good car to drive
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:03.961
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:05.736
Praianos Integra Type R-
This car is brilliant. Its a Honda Integra Type R, so I was expecting a lot to start with. And when you hand it over to someone who seems to be relatively good at tuning, my expectations shot through the roof. I was expecting it to drive like a FF lotus. I was expecting it to have a very delicate feel to it. And I wasnt disappointed. It may have a turbo (BLASPHEMY I SAY!!), but theres barely any turbo lag. Nor is there the huge puffs of smoke when the boost kicks in, the tyres arent being overwhelmed, they can cope for once. Ok, thats not all true. Yes, it span its wheels and made smoke, but its just telling you to back off, not too hard a job, is it? Its controllable, very smooth, there arent any sudden surges, the boost is very stable. The car doesnt lurch through the turns, itll stay to any line you put it on. And, best of all, you can get it to slide
Joy of joys, a car which really does seem collected and manageable with a turbo whacked on. All it needs is a hatchback and we have Japans true answer to the Golf GTI. Oh, and did I mention lap times yet? It was a 2:04.044. Quite something, to say the least. Its one of the few cars that leave me properly speechless. What youre reading here is not an example of my laziness, but rather what happens when Im blown away. Im really trying to pick holes, and its not really working. Good job, Praiano, youve made a Integra that I liked from the moment I set off. I liked Jackthalads, but it took quite a bit of time before I saw the light. This though, although painted nighthawk black, it shines out from the rest of the field like the white light from the moon.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:04.044
XDesperados C4 VTS-
The C4, Ive had a history with it. In a previous review, I raced it against a 440hp C4 WRC, and the VTS won. That was with a RKM tune though, and it was on the TGTT, so wrong track, and wrong tune. But driving this, here, now, it still has the same sense of french lunacy, blend in with the trademark oversteer under braking that XDesperado has used in his FF cars. It feels great to drive. Though not in the sense of I feel so in control and I can feel the tarmac under me!. Its more of a game of Russian Roulette, everythings 50/50, only you dont get a bullet lodged into your brain if you mess up. It may sound odd, but Ill explain later. It has a feel of the kei car tune that XDesperado made (I urge you all to try it, great fun), but blown up to a full size hatchback and given two times the power. Its a complete wheelspinning psychopath of a car, this. Its only restrained by the fact that this car isnt actually that capable. To get the most out of it, you need to knock it up a gear to keep it from wheelspinning into the redline, and even the, itll smoke the tyres hard. But like the one I tested from RKM, youll be ready to forgive its crappy downsides when you feel the surge of torque and horsepower pull you down the straight. In the corners though, its still a bit of a pig. It may oversteer more now, but the fact remains that 400hp going to the front wheels will cause the car to run very wide. So what youll have is a car which has a bit of a split personality. On one hand, its a wheelspinning, understeering power crazed lunatic with no real ability to turn. On the other, its a sideways monkey, looking to brush the paint off its arse by sliding. Both are a good laugh, the understeer for being so wild, the oversteer for just being there in a FF. And when either characteristic seems to be picked at random out of a box with no real consistency, it make it as dangerous, and as tense (if mildly pointless), as playing Russian Roulette. This blind randomness is also reflected in the lap times. On one lap, it did a 2:07.992, the next lap, a 2:14.831, using the same line and driving style.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:06.219 (updated lap time)
VTiRojs C30-
This. Is. Insane. I know I said that when I reviewed RJs C30 on which this car was based, but this is bonkers on a completely different level. You brake too late, you go straight on. Power too early, you go straight on. Take the wrong line, you go
you get the idea. This car is has a very small sweet spot, you take a corner in the wrong style, and youll upset this balance and
you guessed it, go straight on. It demands your full attention, you have to know what you are doing, and brake at exactly the right moment. Too early, you lose speed. Too late, youre off. This has no margin of error. Its either you get it right, or you dont. No grey area. And in my current jet lagged, 0 hour sleep state, thats not really helpful. One way to get it to point where you want it to go, is to use the handbrake. But you need it to be timed very well, in very small bursts. Too much? Well
lets just say that the armco will need rebuilding. It does have some other problems as well. The gearing, for example. It ran out of pull with 1000rpm of space to go. Ive driven one of these with 420hp, and I was told to shift up at roughly 6200rpm for maximum pull. This is the same, it has a very heavy shove of torque that pushes you along until you fall off the turbos power range. You have to shift up waayyy before the you touch 7000rpm to get it to go. Thats the low rpm turbo for you. That said, it was the faster than raVers Integra, with a lap of 2:05.124. So there is some merit to driving it in a weird way. Its like driving a truck, you shift early, it has a very heavy feel to the steering, and it has HUGE pull. I have to say, I do derive from a certain boyish thrill when the turbos start pulling. Its not a POWERRR!!! ARGHH!! IVE WET MYSELF!!! feeling, more a God! This does pack a hell of a lot of shove, doesnt it. feel. You arent scared by it, you just watch in awe as the 140mph flashes past. But its still a rather strange setup, and Im not too comfortable with it. Its the first time with one of Rojs cars, that a car that I dont like has not taught me to change my style to suit. In cars like the LFA, the NSX RM (or R1, giving it its RKM banner name), Enzo, and even a humble Nissan FF, I was able to take something away from driving the cars. The LFA, throttle control on the very limit. The NSX, the art of pressuring your opponents (Im not joking, thats what you need to do to get the most from it). The Enzo, learning to keep the damn thing on the track when you brake. And the Nissan? That, I learned about restraining myself to get the most from it. And what have I taken from this? This C30? Well
nothing, really. Except two wrongs dont make one right. I know you didnt really take this shootout seriously mate. And you shouldnt have, its for fun. But I know you could have done better. Look at the C4 VTS, a 400hp powerhouse that ran around the TGTT faster than Loebs rally car. The Civic VTiR, a 280hp V-tec screamer which sticks to the road like glue. You know how to make a FF dance, and youve done so on many occasions. Even when some were crippled with crap tyres, you still made them drive like a dream. And yet, with this one
sigh
Put it this way, Ive spent more time in the gravel than on the tarmac with this car than I have in any other, rally cars included. But it did beat an Integra, so it does have something to show for the poor drive.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:05.124
shmogts SRT4-
I chose this car because I know it is the best FF car out there, says shmogt. Im not too sure about that. It doesnt seem to have the best price to performance figure, that goes to the Honda Integras of the world. And nor does it have the Alfa Romeo
style and attitude. Its just a FF car with more power than god when tuned. Well, not in this guise. Limited to just 340hp, its just here because its a alternative choice to the Integras and Civics. Its a fire-breathing dragon of a thing, an American powerhouse, the type of car which has a street brawlers attitude and packs a deadly punch. And you can feel it, all that brute force, all that energy, all trying to scrabble out of those front wheels. Its completely bonkers. You drive this car aggressively, I can guarantee the front tyres will be torn from the rim at the end of the lap. Fun though. Wheelspin, smoke, blind, DS3 vibrating like earthquake, exit turn. Note the lack of me mentioning understeer. Thats because there isnt much. Its a gentle tug, at most. Its just the blinding smoke from the wheelspin thats the issue. Its a warning light, it tells you that youre getting close to the limit. And what you need to do, is ignore this warning, and keep going! It wont bite, its very forgiving. The most itll do is push on a bit, and thats it. So, in that respect, its better than some of the Integras here, and since its actually here, it wipes the floor with the Alfas as well.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:05.406
Brave bears Integra Type R-
This car gives you a very confident feeling. It makes you feel like you know what you are doing. The laps are done smoothly and you always feel like youre going for the fastest lap. And it very nearly was the fastest. A 2:04.153, just behind Praianos car. This is partly due to the very controllable understeer. It can be handled by idiots, this car. Its so easy to drive, theres very little understeer. Theres a lot of wheelspin though, but its expected. Ive not got much more to say about this, except its a confident car, and is hard to fault.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:04.153
AssassinTuners Civic Type R-
Ive never liked Civics, to be honest. Especially when theyre modified. Too ricy. Too in your face. And has quite a lot of faults. This is roughly the same. The wheelspin, for a start. It will rip the tyres up every time you touch the power when you corner. It means that you cant really gain much exit speed, unless you lessen the steering angle. But then youd plow straight on and understeer. Then, theres the gears. When you shift, the whole car stalls as the gears are swapped, the engine drops off the power band and gets back, and then puts you into the next gear. Irritating, to say the least, when youre cornering or when you need the power. Sounds
typical, to be honest. But, the difference here is, this setup is so good, its just shoves those faults aside. This is quite a car. Im on my 9th lap, still not bored. Its the one exception, this is the only Civic Type R that I can honestly say I like. And with good reason. The handling, for instance. There isnt really any trace of understeer. Yes, itll push wide on a few corners, but if you shift one or two gears up and use the torque from the turbos to haul you out, itll pull itself back in line. The back is very planted, theres no nervous twitches or slides, kind of the opposite to XDesperados C4. Its also fast. Very fast. 2:04.218, putting it ahead of the C30 and just behind brave bears Integra.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:04.218
Acans Honda Civic Type R 08-
This feels as close to a touring car as you can get. The grip, there is so much that there isnt really any understeer. The power, the gearbox and power limiter was set up to deliver as big a punch as possible for this power level. It is so glued to the road it feels like its on racing tyres. The wing on the back seemed unnecessary, but its there to give the back the grip that makes it so astonishingly good through the corners. You never need to worry about understeer. I like this, this seemingly endless amount of grip and the surge of power once you pass 5000rpm. It feels like its got a much bigger engine and a much fatter set of tyres than it really has got. It has a nice, muscular feel to it. Quite a nice drive, this.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:04.580
Adrenaline Junkies Mazda Antenza 25Z 07-
This is a surprise. The nice sort. Of all our entrants, this one is the least
uncouth. And a hell of a sleeper. It drives surprisingly well, with next to no wheelspin, despite being the most powerful car here. Theres no understeer either, but thats to be expected. As is the oversteer. It seems to be set up just for sliding through bends. The brakes, for example. They are biased towards the back (by a long way), and if you hold down on them, theyll help throw the back out. Its then up to the ballast and your steering angle to decide how far you slide and how ridiculous the angles are. 90º, in my case. Its a joy to drive. Like driving the C4 but toned down ever so slightly. And Ill shut up now, before someone throws an egg at me and shouts bias!. But at least Ill have a good car to get away in. This. Im pretty certain this is the most fun FF in our shootout.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:04.015 (updated lap time)
Dr_slumps Trial Celica 03-
This is a car which, from the very first moment you turn into a corner, you know itll be fast. Weighing in at a feather weight 980kg, its the second lightest car of the bunch, and its not exactly down on power either. This combination of light weight, high power, aero aids, and a suitable setup means this dances through the corners. It feels alive, its fun, but its also rather showy. Not that that matters. What matters is that its the fastest. And not just faster. By nearly a second, with a lap of 2:03.284, it blitzed everything. Its also one of the only cars which has no wheelspin at all, nor much understeer. Just yards of grip and tail out action. Its fantastic. Personally, I think it should be outlawed. Its just cheating, because we know it to be fast, but beating the fastest Integra by a second is ridiculous.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:03.284
Basileas Trial Celica 03-
A little bit more wheelspin, a little bit more understeer, a little bit more fun, a little bit faster. Thats what this is. A little bit of an improvement compared to dr_slumps. Its 0.2-ish of a second faster, I case youre wondering. This is a great car. Every bit like dr_slumps, yet every bit has been improved on. The oversteer is more
noticeable, the car handles just as competently and Ill be very surprised if anything can beat it. Its good fun this car, but its more than that. Its a giant killer, and one I rather like. This is a boarderline race car. Just shrouded behind the veil of a riced up Celica. Dont take this lightly, it packs a hell of a punch. Bring it on, Monkey boys, let's see what the baboons at GME have to say about this. Not much, I'd wager. This is just fantastic
shame I sold mine though
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:03.152
Mafia_boys Mitsubishi Eclipse GT 06-
Nothing much to see or say here. Its
average. Ok, better than average, but has few superlatives. Understeers like the C30, wheelspins like mad, and isnt that great to drive
Its fast, but not blindingly quick, it can match some Integras, but the Mazda and the Trials are out of its reach as of now. Its not too bad on the high speed corners (of which there are at most 3) but in the slower ones, it just understeers a bit too much for my liking.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:05.106 (I WAS SOO CLOSE TO THE 2:04 MARK!! GOT RED FLAGGED FOR SAVING A SPECTATORS LIFE -.-
)
D23689s Accord Coupe EX 03-
Understeer, tyre smoke, and then more understeer. These are the
whats the word
faults
that plague this car. The only way around this lack of steering abilities is by tapping the brakes to help you tuck the nose into the turn. Its a slightly different style which takes some time to get used to, and although its very composed and controlled when you exit a few corners, it still cant power out of most of them without you shifting up to get to the low end torque. Maybe because it was based on a drag racer, maybe because of GMEs tendency to tune cars for drag, but either way, unless the corner is no more than a gentle kink, it will try to push wide. It could just about keep up with Mafia_boys Eclipse with a time of 2:05.276. But its not my kind of car, this.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:05.276
Cool-dude3007s Honda Civic Type R 08-
It feels like the slowest of the three from GME, and the slowest Civic 08 here, but it can keep up remarkably well with AssassinTuners Civc in the corners. Its not too bad, theres some understeer, some wheelspin, but in controllable amounts. Its only on the straights does this car start losing out to all the others. But, unless Im mistaken, this is the only Civic 08 which isnt burdened with a whacking great turbo. And it shows. The power doesnt surge up, its a more restrained affair this. It allows for the tyres to cope with the power, rather than have them torn off the rim with one lump of power kicking you out of turns. It feels smoother. More refined. I think Ive found the only GME car from this bunch that I would keep given the choice. And its a Honda Civic, the car I hate to hell and back. Quite a surprise.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:04.721
SlowGTRs Honda Civic Type R 01-
Nothing much to say here, good all round, has its fair share of over and understeer. It has the tendency to understeer on faster corners but I cant find anything else out of the ordinary with this. The power is quite smooth with its delivery, a gentle curve of torque which does its bit to stop the car spinning away all those 341 horses.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:05.15
C-ZETAs Mitsubishi Mirage-
The combination of small car, big power, and a FF drivetrain was always going to end in tears. Tears and understeer, for that matter. To corner properly in this, you need to try and keep the engine off the boost. The moment the boost builds, itll start wheelspining. But its near impossible, because the gears were set up to get this bonkers microcar down the straights as quickly as possible, it means you either stall it, or rev the nuts off it in the turns. But I do like this lunacy though, its a puppy dog enthusiasm mixed with some turbocharged punch. Its fun watching it scrabble for grip in the corners and then eat the straights up. Just me though.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:09.307 (DON'T LAUGH!!!! -.-)
Drewsifer3Xs Eclipse GT 06-
Understeer. This is the only word in this cars dictionary, highlighted in green, written in bold and in font size 20. This is the dominate first impression. Hateful, dull dreary understeer. It takes the best part of three laps to re-learn how to drive it. You need to drive it like you would with a wheel. Trickle the power on, gentle with the steering is the way to succeed in this car. Other issues? Well, 5th is practically non-existent, you shift into 5th and then into 6th instantly. 6th drops the revs too low, theres barely any grunt left. A more balanced gearbox is all thats really needed.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:05.067
Zero_speeds Honda Integra Type R-
Weird one this. With its nose pointed at the sky and the back slammed to the floor, it certainly seems to be tuned different compared to all the other Integras here. But get pass the weird suspension, and youd find not much out of the ordinary here. It doesnt really oversteer, doesnt really understeer, quite nice to drive, quite quick, and quite likable, I guess. 4th fastest Integra here, which, although it doesnt sound like much, is still a good achievement.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:04.174
Dylans1os FTO GPX 94-
Ive put this till last for a reason. I could never drive it properly. This will always get me at some stage of the lap, red flagging it or just sticking me in the sand. Its a devil. But instead of giving in, Ive taken this car for a few races to get used to it. I appologise to the tuners who think of this move as bias testing, but it is for the best to give every car tested a fair chance. Right. Thats dealt with, on with the car. It has its fair share of over and understeer, as well as wheelspin and slingshot acceleration. But it just takes too much effort to get it around a lap quickly. It took me 5 attempts, and many more before, to get into the 2:05 time bracket. All the other laps were 2:07s. This has something to do with the cars unstable handling. And by unstable, read as tricky little ****** which oversteers like mad sometimes before running straight on. Ive finally mastered it though (-ish), but its really not my kind of car.
Lap time-Grand Valley Speedway
2:05.256
Lap time board:
2:03.xxx
Basileas Trial Celica- 2:03.152
Dr_slumps Trial Celica- 2:03.284
Jackthalads Honda Integra Type R- 2:03.361
2:04.xxx
Adrenaline/Rotary Junkies Mazda Atenza 25Z- 2:04.015
Praianos Honda Integra Type R- 2:04.044
Brave bears Honda Intgera Type R- 2:04.153
Zero_speed's Honda Integra Type R- 2:04.174
AssassinTuners Honda Civic Type R- 2:04.218
Acans Honda Civic Type R- 2:04.580
Cooldudes Honda Civic Type R- 2:04.721
2:05.xxx
Drewsifer3Xs Eclipse GT- 2:05.067
Mafia_boys Eclipse GT- 2:05.106
VTiRojs Volvo C30- 2:05.124
SlowGTRs Honda Civic Type R- 2:05.150
Dylans1os Mitsubishi FTO- 2:05.256
D2s Honda Accord- 2:05.276
Shmogts Dodge SRT4- 2:05.406
RaVers Honda Integra Type R- 2:05.666
XDesperados Citreon C4 VTS- 2:05.669
2:06.xxx or more
C-ZETAs Mitsubishi Mirage Cyborg- 2:09.307