David Coulthard can't hide the excitement of having a passed out Vettel in his hotel room as Sebastian inches ever closer to the Rohypnol at the bottom of the glass.
In an effort to stop reporters from blabbering, Adrian Newey, in conjuction with the BBC, has developed a brain device with prevents them from drinking while on the job. Here the "Leggard apparatus" scrambles the journalist's motor skills:
COULTHARD: "MMMNMBFFF!!! MMMMMMBNNMNBBBBFFFFF!!!"
VETTEL: "Yeah, but they usually let me drink apple juice...."
David: "Seb, there's something wrong with this champagne. Its repulsive! Seb: I know, thats what happens when teams try to keep costs down. Just drink it and act like it taste good. Like I'm doing.
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Introducing the Fomula 1 2011 season drinking game!
Preparation ...
- At the start of the race, all contestants must finish their drink as quickly as possible. The fastest player will wear a hat with "Fernando" written on it. The slowest player will wear a "Felipe" hat.
- All contestants must begin sentences with "This reminds me of when I was at Jordan ..." after Eddie Jordan speaks for the first time. Failure to do so will result in a one shot-glass penalty to the offending player.
Take a finger (social sip) of beer when ...
- Martin Brundle panics during the gridwalk and interviews the first person he recognises.
- Martin Brundle makes a disparaging comment about the FOM television director.
- Someone mistakes a replay for live action footage.
- Someone sticks their microphone into the midst of an interview with a driver (finish your drink if the interview is in a language other than English).
- A team radio transmission interrupts the commentary (finish your drink if they can't understand it).
- A driver uses his radio to address Charlie Whiting (finish your drink if they're trying to justify a questionable move).
- A driver is lapped (finish your drink if they are lapped by their team-mate).
- Any shot of a driver's wife/girlfriend/father in the pits.
- Weather forecats from FOM are instantly proven to be wrong.
- Jake Humphrey, Eddie Jordan and David Coulthard go for a walk down pit lane (finish your drink if one of them nearly gets run over).
- Martin Brundle shows up halfway through the post-race forum eating an ice cream.
Take a shot of spirits when ...
- Rob Smedley tells Felipe Massa how to drive.
- Vitaly Petrov crashes.
- Sebastian Vettel raises his finger.
- Jenson Button complains about something.
- Ross Brawn eats a banana.
- Someone fails to qualify.
- There is any obvious time-filling of any kind.
- Jake Humphrey come up with a reason to use his iPad for something other than reading his lines.
- Martin Brundle bumps into Tanya from SKY Deutchland with sexy results.
- David Coulthard addresses a driver by name.
- Ted Kravitz is in the McLaren garage.
- Lee McKenzie appears on-screen.
- Eddie Jordan makes a tortuous metaphor.
- Every time a driver says "for sure" during the post-race press conference.
David: So let this be a reminder that masturbation doesn't cause blindness of any kind, it does however cross one's eyes. If only someone had told me that beforehand...
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