F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Lee]

"Is that Ricciardo on pit board duties again?"

 

[thesrdic]

Say cheeeeeeeeese!

 

[Lizard]

Finnish toy maker holds auditions for new action man.

 

[LewyOs]

SV: "Take notice Mark, like this kangaroo I'm going to have you eating out of the palm of my hand...."

 

[Jimlaad43]

You mean Mark came out of this?

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Sebastien: See Mark, I like furry Australians!

 

[LewyOs]

First Kangaroo: "Wait a minute Skippy..... He's got a gun! [/australian accent]

 

[sumbrownkid]

Alonso: Ok, the aero department is getting way out of hand now.

 

[Pupik]

Deep down inside, Heikki doesn't like the new in-car camera setup.

Young Kangaroo: So we're eloping...
Momma Kangaroo: (sigh)...kids and their rebellious fascination with non-marsupials; hopefully it's just a phase.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

So ... Free Practice 1 at Albert Park starts in 13 minutes. Time for a new season of this, anyone?

[David Coulthard]

This is going to be my year.

[/David Coulthard]

What's that up in the sky?

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Is it Mark Webber?

No, it's Superman!​

 

[orimarc]

HK: If I find the bastard that put superglue on my hands...

 

[Touring Mars]

So ... Free Practice 1 at Albert Park starts in 13 minutes. Time for a new season of this, anyone?

Round Two One - Bahrain Australia

Will start early next week... 👍​

Please see Post #1 for the rules.

Please note that there is a new rule regarding voting - you will incur a penalty point if you don't vote in a round that you have submitted a caption for, so please take this into account before entering each round. You do not have to enter a round (submit a caption) to be entitled to vote, however.

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[thesrdic]

Mark really is going all out to beat Seb this year

Button: OMG stripper in the crowd!
Liuzzi: Oh yeah, sweeet!
Massa: My shoes are far more interesting than that...

Edit: *crosses fingers for picture of petrov for competition*

 

[LewyOs]

The Formula 1 drivers choir begins its first rehersal of 2011.

 

[Furinkazen]

New Adjustable Rear's for chairs are tested by Bernie Ecclestone

FINAL ENTRY

 

[Northstar]

Following the 2011 driver pic the official F1 photographer decided to go back to working with children, saying "they're easier to work with".

 

[DK]

Hispania Racing have already jumped the gun and released their 2012 car. Whether Red Bull are going to bother wasting money sponsoring them is a completely different matter.​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

The only time HRT is on the circuit with the other drivers!

Is the helmet for protection from the wife?

 

[Touring Mars]

Round One - Australia

Entries by Monday, 4th April - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Now that the drug test is over; drink up! Now where did I put the pee samples?

Final entry

 

[daan]

DC fails the true Scotsman test by getting confused over which hand contains the alcohol.

 

[PeterJB]

Sebastian and David decide to recycle the piss drained from Sebastian's suit, though David was told it was "basically Red Bull"

 

[Famine]

"Master give Dobby moderately-priced non-vintage champagne?"

 

[Soundtrack]

(So true Lewis) Red Bull gives you drinks!

 

[thesrdic]

And they call Seb the party animal!

 

[C-ZETA]

"Hmm...this glass really does bring out my voice!"

 

[DK]

DC: "I bet 50 quid that you can't drive after 3 glasses of this."
*Vettel does the "challenge accepted" pose*​

 

[Barra333]

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SV: Riiight... Now I know why I only got half a glass out of that whole magnum
DC: I don't know what you are talking about Sebashtyan

 

[Stiggy]

Final Entry

Och aye tha noo mutha:censored:! Crazy Dave comin' atcha standin' next to ma buddy Sebby V in tha Red Bull pit garage. Crazy D have no idea what tha 🤬 tha homies at R to tha B to tha R are givin' ma to drink, but it's defiantly not Red Bull. It's crazy 🤬, man, even too crazy fo' tha' D-man.​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Introducing the Fomula 1 2011 season drinking game!

Preparation ...
- At the start of the race, all contestants must finish their drink as quickly as possible. The fastest player will wear a hat with "Fernando" written on it. The slowest player will wear a "Felipe" hat.
- All contestants must begin sentences with "This reminds me of when I was at Jordan ..." after Eddie Jordan speaks for the first time. Failure to do so will result in a one shot-glass penalty to the offending player.

Take a finger (social sip) of beer when ...
- Martin Brundle panics during the gridwalk and interviews the first person he recognises.
- Martin Brundle makes a disparaging comment about the FOM television director.
- Someone mistakes a replay for live action footage.
- Someone sticks their microphone into the midst of an interview with a driver (finish your drink if the interview is in a language other than English).
- A team radio transmission interrupts the commentary (finish your drink if they can't understand it).
- A driver uses his radio to address Charlie Whiting (finish your drink if they're trying to justify a questionable move).
- A driver is lapped (finish your drink if they are lapped by their team-mate).
- Any shot of a driver's wife/girlfriend/father in the pits.
- Weather forecats from FOM are instantly proven to be wrong.
- Jake Humphrey, Eddie Jordan and David Coulthard go for a walk down pit lane (finish your drink if one of them nearly gets run over).
- Martin Brundle shows up halfway through the post-race forum eating an ice cream.

Take a shot of spirits when ...
- Rob Smedley tells Felipe Massa how to drive.
- Vitaly Petrov crashes.
- Sebastian Vettel raises his finger.
- Jenson Button complains about something.
- Ross Brawn eats a banana.
- Someone fails to qualify.
- There is any obvious time-filling of any kind.
- Jake Humphrey come up with a reason to use his iPad for something other than reading his lines.
- Martin Brundle bumps into Tanya from SKY Deutchland with sexy results.
- David Coulthard addresses a driver by name.
- Ted Kravitz is in the McLaren garage.
- Lee McKenzie appears on-screen.
- Eddie Jordan makes a tortuous metaphor.
- Every time a driver says "for sure" during the post-race press conference.