F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Merged into one post - please try to avoid multi-posts

The last one is pure gold 👍

 

[BlacqueJacques]

👍 You are right; thanks for fixing; yeah as a 50 year old; that is what came to mind when I first saw that Schumacher pic

 

[Jimlaad43]

TO VALENCIA!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lizard]

Guy with flag: The protests off now?
everyone else. Bring back our GP

 

[Furinkazen]

"Finally - we stopped Bernie's F1 Army from invading Bahrain!"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Wait, come back Bernie!

 

[RACECAR]

Mclaren's testing unfortunately had an unplanned visit by the local bees.

 

[Omnis]

"The vampire is the one with the glasses on his forehead. Silver Bullet, do you copy?"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

A demonstration of how race organisers deal with Bernie Ecclestone: with their hands up.

 

[Captain Roh]

R2D2 always gets the best seat in the house

 

[Jimlaad43]

Well Duh!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Jenson: OK, good joke, but do any of you understand the concept of RED nose day!

 

[Touring Mars]

The reign in Bahrain means F1 stays away​

 

[Pupik]

McLaren shows off their latest innovation, the fump.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Fernando Alonso: "What is this? A helmet for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to race if they cannot even wear a helmet!?"
Man with Helment: "Fernando, it's just a model--"
Fernando Alonso: "I don't want to hear your excuses! It must be at least ... three times bigger than this!"​

 

[Villain]

What is the point of that "fump"?

 

[Wiegert]

"I'm sorry Fernando, but we put your Helmet in a 90 degree wash and well, you can see what's happened to it"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

What is the point of that "fump"?

Load sensor. It measures downforce.

 

[Villain]

Got it. Thanks 👍

 

[Seismica]

Jenson: OK, good joke, but do any of you understand the concept of RED nose day!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/9417463.stm

The FIA brings in tighter regulations following the flexible front wing scandal last year.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Guy left of Fernando: Well, KERS does weigh a lot.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Pit board says it all

 

[Furinkazen]

In Spain it never rains but it pours.

FAIL - We need a bigger Pit Board...

 

[BlacqueJacques]

A gift from the tribe who shrink heads; even swollen ones

Where'd everbody go?

 

[Dan360]

The pit lane guy put the word 'fail' on the wrong side of the board - FAIL.

 

[Pupik]

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang?

Jaime Algesuari refuses to pit until the anemometer gets matching Red Bull sponsorship.

 

[Terronium-12]

Guy with helmet: Fernando, are you looking forward to the weekend?
​

 

[LewyOs]

And for my next trick, I will take your gaze with this tiny little helmet!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Two One - Bahrain Australia

Will start early next week... 👍​

Please see Post #1 for the rules.

Please note that there is a new rule regarding voting - you will incur a penalty point if you don't vote in a round that you have submitted a caption for, so please take this into account before entering each round. You do not have to enter a round (submit a caption) to be entitled to vote, however.

 

[RACECAR]

Weee, only one week left until the season. This time, I'll actually drag my lazy ass over here and try (unsuccessfully) again

Jaime's driving evaluation test does not end well.

Fernando receives a gift from Rick Moranes.