Well, I haven't reviewed a tune from RKM for a while, maybe this here can wake up the thread somewhat...
Dragonthing is gonna kill you!: Pagani Zonda X by Dragonthing
Ah, a girl tuner. Quite the rare species 'round here on GTP. Dragonthing, a plucky Brit lady, joined the RKM group a while ago, and I've planning to check her work for a while now. I guess now is the time to do such thing. And I went straight to the maddest thing in her garage, the modified Pagani Zonda R, the Zonda X. As Dragon said, "X for eXtreme, X for eXperimental, X for eXcessive, or maybe X for X marks the spot where it's last victim was buried...your pick." I also believe that the X can be used to censor the driver's words when he is driving, as in "XXXX this thing, the XXXXX is going to kill me! XXXX you!" Wow, that one reminded me of Cadillacs and Dinossaurs for some reason... Either censored way, this monster is even more dangerous that a stock Zonda R. Am I kidding? No, I'm not. 958 hp from the mightiest AMG engine in history, along with a lightweight body, and racing-bred tecnhnology that was a prelude to the Huarya, or whatever the hell that name is. Remember that expression "Safety first"? In here, safety was kicked out of the building before it could even speak. On low revs, it might feel somewhat safe, but when you push the loud pedal, all hell breaks loose! Try to push the accel too much on a corner and you will die in a fireball of your own stupidity. This car has tailslide on its tailslide, that how mad it truly is. Keep it steady, though, and you will taste the might of the driving god's power. Loud soundtrack, and the highest possible speed in a Zonda are just a couple of the greatest moments when you're not dying about. Can't help but feeling that Rugal from the KOF series would have one of these. It's just like him: Overpowered to hell, and if you try to face it head on, you will only taste defeat and doom. Quite dramatic, but it is what it is. Should you have one? Let's put this way, do you drive TVR's? If no, stay away from this as far as possible...