Zombie Apocalypse! Get to the Shelter!

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We all knew it was only a matter of time. Reporters on TV are still in denial. They report of riot, possible terrorist attack. But you know better. I mean, when's the last time someone got eaten in one of them L.A. riots!?

You know what has to be done. Quickly, you need to come up with.......



1) Shelter - At work, at school, you are not safe where you are. Where will you hole up away from the zombies? It must be where you can reach safely, and quickly. If you don't drive, it really limits your options!
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2) Defense - How would you protect yourself from the undead? Chance of making it safely to your shelter is slim-to-none without proper weapons or tools. You must have access to these items in real life. Defense also applies to your shelter. What sort of improvements will you make to keep the zombies at bay?
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3) Game Plan - Share your zombie apocalypse strategy. What will you do for electricity? Secure miscellaneous supplies, food, water? And don't forget some kind of time-killer to keep yourself from going crazy. iPod? Nah, too easy. The Holy Bible?
Nude Twister? Maybe just deck of cards, old shool.
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Post your ideas. Exchange opinions. Take any criticisms very, very seriously. They could end up saving your life!
 
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As far as shelter I guess it would all be up to the roadways at the time, I'm sure there would be panic etc. so not really sure if I could get my family anywhere driving and on foot would be too dangerous, especially with 3 tots. I have a ton of carpenter tools at my house since I did that work for years so 5" screws into the door, and I'm on the 2nd floor so I have advantage there. Food, I guess whatever we have here until I could venture into other apartments to try to get more. Protection, the 2 AR-15's sitting in the closet.
 
  1. Watch Zombieland again
  2. Take notes
  3. Do what they do
  4. ???
  5. Profit

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Shelter: If all else fails, I'll stay in the damn car. Zombie-proof the glass if I have to, the whole nine yards. But in any other case I'd head out to Canunda National Park. Keeps me safe (nobody ever heads out there, not even zombies), AND entertained (epic 4WDing track).

Weaponry: Basically any tools I can nick from my dad's shed before-hand. I'll probably go with the whipper-snipper (modified so that it's unguarded and more deadly to zombie flesh) and dual-wield power drills.

Game Plan: Essentially setup the Patrol as a mobile home of sorts. As stated in the "car for the apocalypse" thread I'd have a stereo installed which will keep me entertained, plus two car batteries hooked up will make sure that it doesn't run out of juice for quite a while. Since I'll most likely have a head unit with a screen, I'll hook up the PS3, sit it in the glovebox and use a 12V can inverter for a power supply. Rip it up on Gran Turismo 5 Prologue while ripping zombies apart. Pure genius in my opinion.

Since I won't have anyone to take with me, I'll rip out the back seats and set up a mattress in the back and simply share a bed with the whipper-snipper.
 
I've already picked the Earthroamer XV-LT as my ultimate zombie survival vehicle. And as I said in the other thread I would have a trailer and two Yamaha WR450F dirt bikes for scouting out resources and what not.

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Assuming the zombie apocalypse happened today I'd be on my own. I'd take out 98 Chevy G-van and load it down with all the food, fuel canisters, and other essential things from my house. I'd take our generator too. I'd take all of the hunting rifles we have along with the two shotguns and the two handguns. It's not much but it will do in a pinch. Before I left I'd weld scrap iron to the windows to make some makeshift armour.

The G-van would be far better against running down zombies then the Cooper would, plus it would hold more stuff. Once it was loaded up I'd set out west to get to Colorado where the Earthroamers are built. I figure it would take at most a day of driving to get out there. Should be able to haul down the road since the police would be more interested in quelling riots or fighting zombies.

Once I get to Lafayette, Colorado, I'd find the Earthroamer factory, acquire one of their XV-LT's and load up any gear I had left in van. The XV-LT would end up being my shelter. It's an off-road, turbo diesel powered, zombie killing shelter on wheels. Staying mobile is probably best in the first weeks and months of the zombie uprising. This way you aren't as much of a target for the zombies and looters will have a hard time getting to you.

I would then find a bunch of steel, shouldn't be too hard (Home Depot), and I would weld and screw on pieces to make the XV-LT armoured. If I'm going to be sleeping in it I want it to be protected. I'd also mount some more lights to the truck as well as a wedge like plough on the front for zombie bashing.

Now I would need to acquire some more fire power. A couple of hunting rifles and shotguns work but I would need more bang. The first port of call would be a gun store. For personal protection I'd want two .357 Magnum on shoulder holsters since they have a ton of stopping power (i.e. bigger hole). Also a 12 gauge shotgun slung over my back would be good too. I'd carry a pretty sizeable blade as well, probably a sharpened machete type thing. For truck protection I'd need to get into a military base and secure a couple M4's, they are more compact then the M16, and a couple M60's. That should be enough zombie mowing power I'd think.

I'd also need to get some explosives, some small gas bottles from a camping store would do the trick, just throw em and shoot em. I'd also get several flare guns as you never know when you want to watch a group of zombies burn.

Now that I have wheels, shelter, and fire power I would roam the country side looking for various things that would be useful. I would probably do this for a couple months till everything sort of calmed down from the initial panic. Hopefully by then I would have a rag tag group of survivors and the hot love interest. I'm guessing I could get a group of 30-40 people together. We'd have a school bus decked out in armour, a couple SUV's for carrying supplies, and some more dirt bikes/quad bikes for scouting.

We would eventually want to set up a more permanent shelter. I think the mountains of Wyoming would be good because it would be secluded. There are only 550,000 people in Wyoming so the zombie population should be low too. We'd find a hunting lodge, cabin, or something like that. This would be good because it would probably be located near a lake or stream so we could get water, fish, hunt, etc. The building would need to be reinforced so the windows would be barred and replaced with bullet proof glass, the outside doors would be converted to steel and a locking trap door would be installed in the fire place. We'd build a wall around building making something a of a compound. The wall would have to be at least 12ft high and made of finely fitted cider blocks so zombies wouldn't scale or jump it. We could fashion a gate out of steel as well that would only be big enough to let the biggest of our vehicles through, which would be the bus.

Coming off the walls I'd want ramparts, some scaffolding would do the trick. This way we could fend off any attack that might come our way. I'd want it outfitted with some of those big .50 cal M2 Browning machine guns.

We could dig a moat around the walls as well, it would buy us some time in an attack and plus it would just look badass. We could go and get excavators from any construction site in a city and bring them back to make our lives much easier.

Now that everything is fortified and we are ready, we'd spend the rest of the time scouting areas, looking for survivors, gathering supplies (food, ammo, water, etc.), and training in case a fight did come our way. We'd keep expanding our walls to lay claim to more area in which could erect other buildings (garage, storage area), make some sort of power station (wind and solar would work) and eventually start growing crops.

I think that would be more than enough to keep us busy, however you do still need entertainment. Nothing dangerous would be allowed because we couldn't have people going and hurting themselves when every person is needed to do something. Probably the top form of entertainment would be sitting around a nightly campfire. We'd figure other things out as we went along.
 
Ok, to take this thread a little more seriously than my "car for the apocalypse" thread, I have to admit that I'm one of the few people out there who is actually somewhat obligated to go to work when the excrement hits the fan. Luckily for me, work is only a few miles away (I can get there on foot if need be), and they have a nuclear fallout shelter, diesel generators (so that I can keep working), and armed guards with automatic weapons.

I'd pack up a few changes of clothing, some extra water, a little food, the handguns, guitar, the laptop and get to the fallout shelter. I'd be wearing my leather jacket, some gloves, boots, jeans (possibly two pair), and if I could find a motorcycle helmet along the way I'd snag that and wear it too.

I'd start out in my SUV, but if I couldn't make it due to traffic - I'd hoof it. I think even with just handguns I could make it pretty far on foot in the first few hours of the breakout.

Getting to the fallout shelter shouldn't be a problem. And hopefully the military would be able to quarantine and control the situation before we ran out of supplies. The problem comes if the zombies are still around and I'm sitting in the fallout shelter running out of supplies (that might take a while). So I'll have another post for what happens if the fallout shelter doesn't hold up long enough (run out of food, fuel, bit people make it inside, etc.).
 
If a zombie apocalypse were to happen right now and for some reason I did not have to worry about my immediate family and girlfriend, I would call my best friend mike. I've been best friends with him since kindergarten and went through the scouts with and were are both camping, firearms, cars and survival buffs. I would gather non-perishable foods (with high protien and saturated fat) and as much water I could get my greasy little paws on. I would pack a gym bag full of rugged clothing and gear. For gear I would go out to my car and get my survival kit which has a LED flashlight that uses no batteries, a crank radio, assorted maps, flares, space blanket and other assorted stuff of the sort, I would also get my -20 sleeping bag and dads machette just in case I needed to snuff out some undead.

At this time ill load all of my supplies into my GTI and drive over to previously mentioned friends house and load my stuff up into his '96 Chevy Suburban and head off to his Vietnam vet uncle's house about an hour west of my house in the stix of NJ. Once we get to his uncles house we can pick up his weapons, old army eqt. and firewood. He has a 1908 (or something like that) 30.06 springfield, .22 scoped marlin, .38 special, .22 competition pistol and a .32 browning auto pistol. Once all equipt, I feel the best place for shelter is the rooftop of a walmart (preferably in PA because they have ammo). As long as there is an access door that can be locked and unlocked when needed. Once settled in just got too keep our minds on survival, keeping hydrated, getting protien, keeping alert, protection from elements, and most of all an eventual rescue. I think a simple HELP made with used fire wood would be sufficient.

I am probably going to edit this in the future :)
 
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First off, I'd go to my dad's shop and lock it. Then with my mom's Dodge Caliber revamp it with tools and wood. I'd reinforce windows with wooden bars on the outside (since I don't have access to steel) Then, I'd make a hatch on the roof that can only be opened from the inside, get ALL the nail and staple guns and a compressor i the trunk. so you could kinda think of it as a Humvee.

Second, Take my paintball gun, set it to full velocity and grab a maschete as a backup for personal defense. Then on a good day, find a small group of my best friends and be a team to survive. I'd bring one of my friend's dog to be like an alarm if it spots a zombie.
Then, when we have all the stuff we need, lock ourselves in a grocery store an reinforce everything and barricade doors.

Third, to kill time and keep us from going insane, I'd get a generator from a Canadian Tire or Home Depot and hook my PS3 up.

Then my friend Jake who knows about survival, would be our "leader" when it comes to getting food and what not to eat and how to use a gun if we actualy find one.
 
First hold up in the Playboy Mansion.

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Kill any zombies within the property.

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and take over this Zombie's harem of women.

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Upon hearing the fatal outbreak, I'd get together my group of friends, and drive to the local Costco. We'd have weapons and such, and we'd raid the tents and some supplies, and camp out on the roof.

There's a certain amount of zombies you can have, and if zombies are reanimated corpses, then they'll decompose eventually. When it's safe enough to move freely, We'd pack up and look at a map of islands in the area. If we found one that was well populated, I.E has convenience stores, We'd either drive there, or sail a boat over. We'd eradicate all zombies, then we'd subside on stuff in the convenience stores until we can grow our own stuff. We'd clean out some houses and live in them, and we'd have a little society on a little island. Since you'd need to have intelligence to reach the island purposefully, we're pretty much protected from zombies.

But of course, we'd tear around in cars that ran off of alcohol or used cooking oil to pass the time.
 
You need to watch the movie Zombie Strippers!. It stars Jenna Jameson as the lead actor, so you know you are getting quality.


Theres another watch you need to view, its called Porn Of The Dead, I have it on dvd.....it gets pretty bloody....


 
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Watch Zombieland again
I bought it on sale today.
Buy this.....

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...read it.


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I also bought this, same store(Target). Who'd have thought Target was such a great zombie shop!
As far as shelter I guess it would all be up to the roadways at the time, I'm sure there would be panic etc. so not really sure if I could get my family anywhere driving and on foot would be too dangerous, especially with 3 tots. I have a ton of carpenter tools at my house since I did that work for years so 5" screws into the door, and I'm on the 2nd floor so I have advantage there. Food, I guess whatever we have here until I could venture into other apartments to try to get more. Protection, the 2 AR-15's sitting in the closet.
Next time you run out of cash, SELL ONE OF THE AR-15'S, not the X360! :D Besides, I've been told that AK-47's the assault rifle you want. This zombie survival guide book even touched on that. :lol:
You need to watch the movie Zombie Strippers!. It stars Jenna Jameson as the lead actor, so you know you are getting quality.
I have same birthday as her, I think even same year. She probably gets laid more than I do though.

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OK, here's my plan: Stay home.

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1) Shelter - My apartment is on the second floor. The only access point for zombie is the front door. I can secure the front door fairly easily. I was trying to come up with an awesome zombie shelter, but my work place is out. Too many entry access. Mall, even grocery store like viejaloca brought up? I don't think so. Even if you get by the zombies, I think the chances are great that there will be some a-hole who will shoot you down for taking "his/her" bag of potato chips. I really don't know of any building I can take shelter in. Not one I can get to safely during zombie attack, or be able to secure it with limited manpower.

2) Defense - I need a tactical shotgun, and I'd really like a AK-47, but I don't have them. So until I get to commandeer them, I'll be relying on my 9mm Glock. I also have a Remington 597, an .22 rifle. The zombie survival guide I bought today says the .22 is a good weapon against zombies, as long as you shoot them in the head. In close distance. I don't think I'll be taking that kind of chance, especially with a rifle so prone to jamming. I'd also keep my machete and baseball bats handy.

As far as the home defense improvements go, I'd board up most windows. Not because of threat from zombies(again, 2nd floor), but from other humans. In fact, living on the second floor with just one possible entry way for the zombies, I should be concerned with the human threat, just as much as the zombie threat.

3) Game Plan - Again, stay home. At least, at first. :D I always have my apartment stocked with some bottled water, canned foods, etc., anyway. You never know what natural disaster could hit, and IMO, it would be really stupid to get caught off-guard by some huge natural disaster. I live in Oregon, where you never see anything like that, but I'm not taking any chances. Right now, I have bunch of canned food, couple of bottled water(big 2-3 gallon ones), plenty of snacks. This may sound nuts, but I actually have an emergency (half)case of soda. :dopey:

Disaster preparedness also means that I also keep types of flashlights, even candles + matches on hand. But as I typed this, I just realized that I don't own a portable radio that will run on smaller batteries. I better get on that. Maybe a handcrank one. Oops.

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Nobody commented on the "Shelter" pic in the original post. It's from one of the best zombie flick, all-time, "Return of the Living Dead". It very well could be the best of all-time.
This is the second best thread ever.
Thanks, I think. :D
 
I'm one of the only people I know who maintains an actively changing zombie (and insert other apocalyptic issue) plan. They think I'm crazy, but its better to be safe than sorry.


1) Shelter: Where I am, which is a decidedly urban environment, there are a plethora of options at which we can choose from in order to seek refuge. My townhome is a bi-level unit that does sit well above the ground, leaving room for some protection for when things go to pot. Nearby, there is a rather-large High School, along with several other shopping centers including a Walgreens, CVS, Meijer and Family Fare. Preferably I would choose to stay at home, seeking to find supplies from the Walgreens and CVS that are within 200 yards of my home. Of course, that is assuming that my own supplies have ran out here.

There had been plans to take refuge in the mall at which I have worked for nearly six years, but travel may likely be too risky, and without having the access to spaces that I once did, this plan may be officially bunk.

2) Defense: I am without firearms at this abode, but I have been looking to aquire some of the units that are in the possession of my father and grandfather to keep here. Various hunting rifles, a .44 caliber revolver included. Blunt weapons including baseball bats and hockey sticks, however, are always at the ready. I would prefer to remain at home, defending it when necessary, otherwise it is only a short run to the High School or other larger buildings for cover.

The key(s) for me is going to be patience, reason, and communication. White boards, short-wave radios and a keen attention to the sky will be necessary for knowing and understanding what is going on around me. Which brings me neatly to...

3) The Plan: Wait it out. Do not leave "Home Base" for any reason other than for a compromise of safety, desperate need for supply, or seeking protection from a trusted source. Otherwise, trust no one other than yourself, only move when need-be. Presumably, things will work themselves out after a while... Be it through military or "natural" means. Once things have "calmed down," it would presumably be wise to move out toward the countryside where I grew up... Arable land, space, and so on will likely be important for keeping alive until society rebuilds itself.


Apply situation to zombie apocalypse, sun spot power outages, massive floods, or any other natural disaster. Rise and repeat.
 
Continuation of Zombie story.


Then, i'll reach my shelter, which will be some sort of mansion, blocked off by electric fencing, with a very large moat separating me from the rest of the world, filled with piranhas, sharks, crocks, and anything else deadly I can find that lives in water. I will place guns on the roof of the mansion to protect me from any zombies that get close. I will have a helicopter, which I will fly out to replenish on food, water, etc. when it runs down.
 
This is assuming the apocalypse happens right now, and I've had no warning whatsoever.

It also assumes my family is safe, and that anyone I meet on the street is either a zombie or running around screaming like a headless chicken.

1. Shelter

First off... call wife, make sure home is secure. Since we live in a third-floor apartment and the ground floor entrance and stairway are gated off, she's reasonably safe. Close up the office and lock all my papers and electronics in a safe. (In case life ever returns to normal) Pick up a mop or a broom, anything long enough to fend off attacks by zombies.

Since my office is next door to a hospital, we'll be having the start of an outbreak in there. I'll have to run for it, and quickly. If I find a fallen security guard, I'll strip him of ammo and weaponry. Maybe trade the mop for a more effective baton.

Head straight for the security office for more ammunition, and possibly locks and chains. I'd go to the local supermarket or convenience store, but there's a possibility I might run afoul of other looters or hordes of zombies.

I make my way home. Double lock all the gates behind me and check the hallways and other apartments for zombies. Kill any I find, but conserve ammunition if possible. Raid empty or zombified apartments for food supplies.

2. Defense

Along with other survivors in the building, we'll need to top off all containers we can with drinking water before the utilities go out. When the electricity goes out, we wait half-a-day, then cook and smoke all the previously frozen meat in the refrigerators. We can build a smoker out of a cardboard box... yes... the smell might attract zombies, but when they can't get in, they'll lose interest (hopefully). Our windows are already barred, so we're safe there. Our only worry is zombies getting in the ceiling crawl-space if they get past the staircase gate... but if they can get through a locked iron gate, we're dead, anyway.

We'll try to hold out for at least two weeks. In that time, we'll build weapons from what we have on hand. We'll sharpen whatever wooden mop or broom handles we have into staves... tie or slot knives crosswise through the shaft to turn them into halberds.

Halberds may be the most useful anti-zombie weapon you can have. Using this simple weapon, you can stab a zombie through an eye socket or pull it down by the shoulder (if they're rotten enough, you can slice an arm or a head off) or cut them off at the knees. A rake will be almost as useful. By taking down lead zombies instead of just killing them where they stand, you leave them as obstacles for other zombies to stumble over as you try to make your escape.

The guns will be saved as a last resort. Since nobody in our building is an avid hunter, we won't have much ammo, and we'll have to raid the mall later on for more ammo.

Aerosol cans and lighters or candles become flamethrowers. Old beer bottles filled with kerosene become Molotov cocktails. These will be necessary for clearing zombies away from the gate when it's time to leave our shelter. I'd pour boiling oil over them, but we'll need our cooking oil as possible fuel for when we finally leave our shelter.

3. Gameplan

When solitary zombies come near our building, we venture out and kill them with our stakes, halberds and clubs. This increases our chance of survival when it comes time to make a run for it... less zombies in the area, less chance of encountering a horde large enough to stop our vehicles.

If we can set-up a bait-and-lure at one of the first floor windows away from the entrance, we can get a whole bunch of zombies crowded on one side of the building... easy pickings for dropped rocks or molotov cocktails (brick building... we can stand having a small fire beside it.)

Hang a sheet outside an upper story window to tell potential rescuers we're up there. After the first week or so, potential survivors who are not holed up will be dead, and zombies will be more or less spread out looking for brains... errh... food. We don't know how long zombies can last without food, but we'll have to try to outwait them. If we start running low on food, then's the time to go on a raiding party to the nearest convenience store to stock up on canned supplies. If it's been looted badly, the supermarket... but with the power out, a big, dark supermarket may be the last place you want to go... even in the middle of the day.

If the roads are not clogged with abandoned vehicles, we can try to take the truck out at this time and see if we can make it to the nearest Army base, some twenty miles away. I wouldn't try this at the onset of the outbreak because that's what everyone else will be trying, and you'll have lines of empty, smashed cars in places where initial outbreaks happened near the road. If we encounter an army patrol on the road, hallelujah, we're either saved or shot. If we don't and we reach a well-defended army base full of humans, hallelujah still. If the army base is abandoned and peppered with clumps of uniformed zombies... we pick off strays and loot whatever weapons we can find. If we can appropriate a 6x6 or a bus, we do so. When we're heavily armed enough, then is the time to think of raiding a supermarket for more supplies.

That's that. That strategy should get us through a few months, at least, until all the locally raidable supermarkets have been looted clean. I highly doubt we'd be the only people left... I don't think a whole lot of people are dumb enough to get killed in a zombie apocalypse... but if we are, then we'll have to start making long range plans about growing food and surviving for the next few years. We're well situated for that, being right at the edge of open farmland and having good reserves of deep well water. Our only problem will be locating a new hideout that's well-barricaded enough to provide protection at night while still being close to the fields where we'll grow our food.

An island haven would be nice, but to be perfectly realistic, the chances of finding a working boat that hasn't been taken already after a few months of zombie apocalypse and finding an uninhabited island that's big enough with enough food sources to support us are pretty slim.
 
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In my previous post, I explained what I would do immediately in case of a zombie breakout. It mimics what I would do in a lot of different disaster scenarios, and I think it would work. Basically I get to a fallout shelter nearby.

But what happens when the zombies outlast the fallout shelter and help doesn't come? After doing some research, I'm surprised to find out that fallout shelters have supplies that last for about 14 days for each occupant. Hopefully not everyone thinks of the fallout shelter, and so there are extra supplies. Plus I'll bring some in myself. I estimate lasting about a month in the fallout shelter waiting for help.

Presuming help doesn't come, and the zombies are still out there, I'll need to leave the shelter to get supplies. What I do will completely depend on what the state of affairs is outside the shelter. I'll have access to automatic weapons via the guards. I imagine that they have Kevlar vests as well - which I'll be wearing. If there is a huge hoard of zombies waiting for us outside the shelter, we'll have to get creative about how to disperse them.

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I'd probably start out just trying to shoot them all, and resorting to fire if that didn't work.

Once the crowd (if there was one) is dispersed, my first inclination would be to find food and get back into the fallout shelter. That's obviously an unsustainable strategy at some point - but it buys me some time for help to come or zombies to die off. There are vending machines near the shelter, and there's a grocery store not particularly far away. I'll assume that after a month in the shelter, these have been picked clean. I'm also assuming that when I'm down to only a few days rations I'd leave the shleter - I wouldn't wait until I was starving.

I have a buddy that I work with whose wife is a structural engineer. Future plans would almost certainly involve her ability to design a sturdy structure for us – so survival plans involve staying close to them as well as some of my other friends, almost all of which are handy from a construction point of view.

The next step is to get back in the SUV and go looking for a big-rig. Yes, I'm assuming that my car will still be there. The immobilizing security features would probably ensure that that was the case. It might have been picked clean of gasoline, but I highly doubt it. Cars with gasoline in their tanks are everywhere.

Once an 18 wheeler was located (probably by removing a half-eaten driver from the cab), I’d use the CB to try to contact other survivors. I’d use the trailer (emptied of anything useless) to acquire supplies (weapons, food, solar panels) etc. I do know of two people near me who have solar panels on the roofs of their houses, so I’d want to take the trailer there and disconnect their arrays and store them (assuming they’re either dead or undead). I know one of them has a battery pack which will probably get swiped as well. I’m assuming that I can look at the setup and follow it later (and take notes on how the battery packs could be expanded/replaced). If I could find a grouping of survivors somewhere I’d probably try to join them, but without that, my plan would be to get off the mainland.

Keeping an eye out for food, ammo or a fuel tanker (I know of many places to stop to look along the way), I’d make my way to Port Hueneme, which is not far from, but north of the Los Angeles port. This is a deep water port slightly away from the major zombie population center that would be Los Angeles. I’m sure I’d have to kill lots of zombies to get there, but I imagine I could load a few truckloads of supplies onto a barge of some sort and make my way out to the islands off the coast.

The primary target would be Catalina – which has existing structures and people as well as a good deal of land. I think there is a very good chance, however, that Catalina would either be infested or simply refuse to allow me to dock (although they might think twice if I had a trailer full of diesel fuel on my barge). While I might be willing to cleanse Catalina of a zombie infestation, I don’t think I’d be willing to fight with or even negotiate too hard with refugees holed up on the island. If that were the case, I’d head to one of the other islands – perhaps Santa Cruz.

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One of the major problems with life on an island (aside from a lack of building materials) is a lack of water. This is where the solar panels come in handy. I can desalinate seawater using electrically powered heaters and an electric burner during the day. That takes care of water. Food is covered by a combination of fish, crops, and livestock taken from the mainland. I’d probably swipe a small fishing boat to help with fishing.

Obviously the island insulates against any zombie invasion. But I’d need to make some fortifications just in case. Nothing too extravagant would be needed, probably just a fence around the compound. I doesn’t need to stand up to a zombie horde, just the occasional washed-up zombie that might have been floating around in the ocean – and only for long enough for me to find and kill it.

I’ll note here that I’m not trying to protect against an intelligent zombie civilization that might make a concerted effort to come after me. If that’s what I’m up against, I consider myself screwed to begin with. I’m not going to be able to fight hordes of murderous bloodthirsty intelligent creatures.

So that’s about it. I’d make supply runs back and forth to the mainland, each time using truck trailers to haul supplies onto a barge that I’d move between the island and the mainland. I’d armor myself with Kevlar, leather, and possibly chainmail picked up at one of those medieval shops (I have one near me). I’d walk around with zero body parts exposed, and nothing that could be anywhere near easily bitten through. I’d carry both an assault rifle for long-range zombie clearing and a short-range shotgun for closer-than-you’d-like zombies.

I don’t think it would take many supply runs to have me outfitted. I’m imagining it done in just two or three. After that the goal would be to not return to the mainland for quite a while unless I heard (via CB) that the coast was clear. Eventually though, I’d go back just to make sure the zombies were still there…
 
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So, I was thinking about quick and easy defence mechanisms that could impede an impending zombie assault. Barricading yourself in a house or secure building is obviously good way of keeping yourself safe, but how long can you stay holed up in the safety of your home/base/fortress?

For the majority of survivors, leaving the safety of home to scavenge for food/water/supplies will be fundamental for survival. It's fair to assume that not everything you may require for long term survival will simply be a case of smash and grab. So how do you hold down a large area - lets say an entire building, in an area where the zombie populace density is relatively high?

In this scenario, the zombie's are the archetypal zombie, in that; they have very low intelligence levels, don't cover ground particularly quickly, and they have generally poor mobility and dexterity. It's important because you will want to exploit these weaknesses when building your defence.

There will be a tendency to want barricade yourself in the building but this has its issues. Firstly, Zombie's are considerably more dangerous in a close quarters scenario, especially in numbers. If any point of your barricade fails, you're in an extremely dangerous position, you're trapped in an enclosed space, and you're potentially surrounded making an escape effort extremely difficult.

It would be better to take the fight out in the open where you have room to manoeuvre and take advantage of the fact you are much faster and agile than your attackers. It takes a significant amount of zombies to encircle a fit human in a completely open space, but running away from them won't stop them from entering the building you are trying to secure.

As is often said, attack is the best form of defence, and in this case, it is. however holding down a large building can be a very tough task for just a few people especially as you may have a large number of zombies to kill. If you have a ranged automatic weapon with lots of ammo, this shouldn't be too hard. What if you don't have that, or in fact don't have a gun at all? If your weaponry consists of melee weapons and a few petrol bombs, then your approach needs to be different. You need to focus on getting the zombies in groups, as they present the biggest threat, but also the best opportunity to take down as many as possible in the shortest time frame. These are were your petrol bombs come in, using them sparingly to get the large groups of zombies. The melee weapons are used to take down the idle zombie's as using them against groups of zombie's leaves you vulnerable to encirclement.

An emphasis needs to be placed on slowing the zombies assault down, the quicker the zombies can traverse the distance between your visual horizon and the building you're defending, the more dangerous they are, particularly in an urban environment where long sight-lines are obscured by buildings. Since you don't have time to erect a fence as your perimeter defence, you need quick and simple deployable obstacles which impede and can allow you to channel the attacking zombies, into a position that makes them vulnerable. These can also be used to help shape an escape route for you when the time is right.

If you are at a shopping mall, you could try using shopping trolleys as quick and easy movable barriers, while not ideal, they are relatively quick and easy to move into place between two people, where else are you going to find what is effectively a long moving wall? If there are no trolleys to hand, or you want a more comprehensive line of defence, then a great yet simple solution is a trip-wire, not the ones that are attached to explosive devices, but a simple length of long and relatively strong wire.

A knee high trip wire presents an incoming zombie with a few problems. Firstly it has to decide if if it wants to go over it, or round it. If it chooses to go round it, it delays its approach to the building. During this time you may have the opportunity to attack it from the the other side of the wire, this puts a barrier between you and the attacking zombie making a safe disposal of the attacker easier. If you have wires fully encircling your perimeter then this works primarily as a delay tactic. You could also leave a small manageable opening in your perimeter, to bait the zombies into the easy option, ensuring its an area which gives you the advantage.

If the zombie chooses to go over the trip wire the zombie will be in an extremely vulnerable position for a significant length of time. Since Zombies are not the most dexterous of creatures, a trip wire presents a pretty significant obstacle. If they choose to go under it, they would have to crawl or lie down to go under it, this is obviously a great opportunity to take out the immobile attacker quickly and safely with an axe or the like. Attempting to go over it will in most cases result in the zombie tripping and falling, or getting caught on the wire, in either of these scenarios, the zombie is in a vulnerable position.

If its possible, it may be an idea to have multiple trip wires on the same plane, to prevent the crawling under option, whilst having even higher wiring to make getting past a long a difficult exercise for a zombie. The trip wire option may not be possible in all scenarios as a good rigid pole or the likes is required to attach the wire too. In an urban setting this shouldn't be a problem with all manor of street lights and sign poles available. For grassy areas, your own poles could possible be stuck into the ground, with the advantage of you having more freedom to position your wire, however poles that have been pushed into the ground may fail if a heavy zombie falls on the wire. Improvisation will be required to make a successful perimeter. Another reason why the trip wire is good, is because it is very easy to find, and providing it is strong an can be tied easily, you can span a large area with it very quickly and easily.

Even then, the more lines of defence the better, when a line of defence fails, the ability to fall back to an extra line of defence, gives you a bit of time to re-group and do whatever else may be necessary in this short space of time. The final line of defence is of course the building itself, which should be fully barricaded. The role of the buildings defence is simply to buy you enough time to escape, if the zombies reach the building its time to escape, no matter whether you got what you came for or not. If the escape isn't immediate the building will soon be surrounded making the escape extremely dangerous. At this point the vans/trucks need to have been fully loaded already and ready to go. This needs to be a secure area, if the building itself has a garage then it is much safer to have them loaded up in there. If you've made a fully encircling perimeter defence, then obviously the vehicles need to be outside it in order to escape. As long as there are no people inside or stood by the vehicles, then there is no reason for the zombies to gravitate towards the vehicles when there are much greater distractions such as people.

Simple tactics such as these could allow you to hold down a large and vulnerable area against a large number attacking zombies, with just a few people, for hours. It would be vital to the longer scavenging exercises where simply running in and out aren't possible. I have plenty more ideas but i think I have rambled on enough for the one post. :P
 
will this have a Last of us cause where we will fight other survivers?
Just read the the direction in the first post. And you just kill the zombies, don't start killing other people yet. :lol:
 
Shelter - Plenty of high hill tops near me that are remote and hold fertile land which is used for crops currently. The hills are difficult to scale without some sort of prepared route and or climbing equipment (a pick of some sort to hold onto the slopes).
On these hills are ruins from hundreds of years ago, now covered with overgrowth and very well hidden. This would be my shelter.
The land around it I would set with simple traps such as those used in jungle warfare. The terrain itself is quite difficult to scale even knowing the correct route. I believe this would provide me with a good foundation to sleep, store and plan from.

Defence - As most of you know, I'm already well tooled up for this occasion. :sly:
Apart from carrying my axe & brass knuckles with me I have some some armoured motorcycle gear I'd wear.
My 'house' would be modified with murder holes and I've a big box of fire-crackers just waiting to be turned into fragmentation grenades.

Game plan - Survive. I've access to land to farm, wild animals to hunt. I'm OK with bodging stuff so could probably kit out the 'house' with some solar powered utilities. The location of it as I mentioned is on a hilltop and is right next to the river. Bamboo rafts would be my mode of transport and fishing.
I'd haul up with any of my family that happened to escape with me and go out every few days and do some recon to see what's what. Farming and hunting should keep my mind away from boredom and constructing new weapons (bow & arrows, knives; I'm quite skilled with a furnace and limited casting tools) would possibly be a way to trade with others, if there were any.
 
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