New Mcdonalds catch phrase

TurboLevin2NV · Nov 20, 2004

Along with the new construction of the "retro arch look" buildings that Micky D's is going to make in 2005, suppose they make another catch phrase.

Can YOU think of a good one? Instead of their stupid "I'M LOVIN IT" poopoo.

List your best ideas here.

Anderton Prime · Nov 20, 2004

I don't know what was wrong with "Have You Had Your Break Today?" Although I suppose it was hinting that people should go to McDonald's once a day, which is just wrong.

Cap'n Jack · Nov 20, 2004

"Thorpy says its fully sick!" :lol:

I'm sorry, but you have to be an Aussie(an Aussie that watches too much TV, like me) to get that.

Jimmy Enslashay · Nov 20, 2004

I don't get it...

Flerbizky · Nov 20, 2004

"We're Corporate - Volunteer or we'll get our Justin Timberlake robot to showe it down your throat!"

cardude2004 · Nov 20, 2004

They have been building the retro arch looking McDonald's for the last several years. It isn't a new thing.

Cap'n Jack · Nov 20, 2004

They havn't been doing it down here in Australia. What does the "retro" arch look like?

Ev0 · Nov 20, 2004

Ugh, I have a feeling McDonald's next ad campaign will be at least as lame as the current one, or worse. But I really don't care, I almost never dine there (the only thing I've had from McDonalds in the last year was a medium cup of coffee, and that's because it was the only coffee I would be able to get for the next few hours because I was on a bus trip).

the_cobbinator · Nov 20, 2004

We've got one of those "McDonalds classics" in Middleton, and although I go to Middleton once a week, I've never eaten there. Looks like a big ripoff, though, as I'm sure the food is the same.

donbenni · Nov 20, 2004

I quite like "I'm lovin' it". When ever one of my mates suggests getting some food whilst in town and then goes on to suggest McDonalds, you can guarentee that one of us will say "Yeah, I'm lovin' it".

Better than Burger King's "YOU'RE THE BOSS!!!!!". Wacktastic.

Giancarlo · Nov 20, 2004

I think their new catchphrase should be "How may i further degrade myself, sir?" And then make all their employees repeat it.

Silverzone · Nov 20, 2004

I got a good one:

"Eat here Or We Will Eat Your Soul"

Purple Platypus · Nov 20, 2004

Their new catchphrase should be "Super Size Me." Or is that already trademarked? And...can anyone get a picture of the "classic arch" McDonalds buildings? I don't think I've seen one before.

Talentless · Nov 20, 2004

De de da da daaa! No pimply kids spat in it!

Talentless · Nov 20, 2004

We kicked Macleod's butt! There can be only one, fine family friendly resturaunt!

xcsti · Nov 20, 2004

"Half the Rat feces of our major competitors!"

I think that would win alot of new customers.

Ev0 · Nov 20, 2004

Our hamburgers are now nearly rectum free!

It has a nice ring to it. It could work.

ExigeEvan · Nov 20, 2004

"The secret ingredient is MMMM-coli!"

Has that ring to it.

Event · Nov 20, 2004

Clogging your colon and cleaning it out at the same time!

ExigeEvan · Nov 20, 2004

"We'll flush you guts and fatten your butts"

Event · Nov 20, 2004

"From the wrapper straight to your ass."

Pupik · Nov 21, 2004

"Despite our legendary Scottish name...we're always 99% haggis-free!"

"Bet you can't tell the difference between the Filet 'o Fish and our Apple Pie!"

"Hey, watch where you put that coffee!"

"The Sixth Coming of McRib!"

Event · Nov 21, 2004

"We love to see you vomit!"

"Now with Pepto-Bismal dispenser at the fountain!"

"Now with Grade-A Dog meat imported from the U.K.!"

"50% less bulldog!"

xcsti · Nov 21, 2004

"Find a chicken head in your mcnuggets and win a prize!"

"Giving crappy jobs to teenagers for 50 years"

"Now with extra sodium! Sweet Jesus!"

"Now integrating bathroom and kitchen space"

cardude2004 · Nov 21, 2004

They have the retro type McDonalds here in Wisconsin. Here is kind of what they look like.

The biggest difference is that the room doesn't overhang and the windows tilt out and are kind of rounded at the top.

ND4SPD · Nov 21, 2004

xcsti
"Now with extra sodium! Sweet Jesus!"

You got that from the cartoon: Rejected, didn't you? 👍

How about this?: McDonalds, If you come back, your an idiot.

xcsti · Nov 22, 2004

Yeah, rejected rules. How about this.

"Mcdonalds, fueling slow kids for generations"

"Mcdonalds; your already a faliure at life, why not look like one?"

"Now get an air sickness kit with your supersized bigmac meal!"

Squid · Nov 22, 2004

Mcdonalds, Making you fatter by the day.

ND4SPD · Nov 22, 2004

How about McDonalds: Feeding stoned teenagers with the munchies through our 24hr drive through.

Matrixhasu77 · Nov 22, 2004

"Hungry? Your heartattack is just waiting to happen!"

"We pay millions to morons who hurt themselves while consuming our products!"

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