gt3 drifter
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imagine that someone from MCDz is reading all these slogans. think about it. and how about I'm humpin' it.
New Mcdonalds catch phrase
- Thread starter TurboLevin2NV
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I'm split between the two theories, I know McDonalds would never let hygeine get out of hand, however, I have been to some of their restrooms, the place is so dirty you would think NASA is growing a fungi project in there. It shows as a bad calling card for the respect of the franchise as a whole....
....It makes one think if they keep their restrooms this way, what of the kitchen or God forbid the meat?!
Now, I know each McDonalds is itself, and some are much better kept than others. However, it is all under one name: McDonalds.
I even saw a **** roach in my medium packaged fries last year and that was the last time I ever dined there! How can you mistake a perfectly round roach as a burnt fry? Beyond any plausible reason from what I can guess. Perhaps, McDonalds is taking a leap into the wild side or perhaps this is a promotion for the new show of Survivor. I think I can survive without McDonalds, and their pet **** roach named Filbert.
....It makes one think if they keep their restrooms this way, what of the kitchen or God forbid the meat?!
Now, I know each McDonalds is itself, and some are much better kept than others. However, it is all under one name: McDonalds.
I even saw a **** roach in my medium packaged fries last year and that was the last time I ever dined there! How can you mistake a perfectly round roach as a burnt fry? Beyond any plausible reason from what I can guess. Perhaps, McDonalds is taking a leap into the wild side or perhaps this is a promotion for the new show of Survivor. I think I can survive without McDonalds, and their pet **** roach named Filbert.
PublicSecrecy
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#1. its NOT the law to allow someone to just go into the back of a restaurent or place of business
#2. If the health restrictions are so high, why would they just let some guy go in and look around?
If these "facts" are both true, you have just stated 2 of the most contradictory "facts" I've ever seen. Next to the "the Prius has the smallest gas tank in the market" thing by M5Power.
So let's recap, some dirty schmoe can just wander around the back of the restaurent- where may I remind you, your food is being prepared? Let alone the fact that you claim it to be law that people have the right to go back there? So does the health policy of McyD's really stand up, or are you just ****ting us because you're some McyD's craving crazed fanatic?
#2. If the health restrictions are so high, why would they just let some guy go in and look around?
If these "facts" are both true, you have just stated 2 of the most contradictory "facts" I've ever seen. Next to the "the Prius has the smallest gas tank in the market" thing by M5Power.
So let's recap, some dirty schmoe can just wander around the back of the restaurent- where may I remind you, your food is being prepared? Let alone the fact that you claim it to be law that people have the right to go back there? So does the health policy of McyD's really stand up, or are you just ****ting us because you're some McyD's craving crazed fanatic?
I used to work there years ago, and theres really no reason for it. And in california somewhere i heard it WAS a law you could demand to see the back of the restaurant where all the food was prepared. You have the right to see whats going on back there beside what you can see from the counter, what you have to do is stroll in during a slow period and just walk up to a manager and ask if you can see the back. Theyre, cheerful, people, i dont htink they would mind.
And no, i am in no way related to Ronald Mcdonald, im not him, and im not a McDonalds craving lunatic, frankly i only go there to pop in to see some friends every once in a while.
And no, i am in no way related to Ronald Mcdonald, im not him, and im not a McDonalds craving lunatic, frankly i only go there to pop in to see some friends every once in a while.
PublicSecrecy
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If it's a law that you have the right to go back there, why aren't people just wandering in and out of the restaurent's back door or looking at food? and why does it say "Employees Only" on the door? And again, the health issues. Lets just dodge them and pretend they don't exist.
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ultrabeat
In all fairness, though, KFC is a hell of a lot worse for you. Almost everything is deep fried. That's one of the reasons I don't like working there; there's grease or lard in evrything, including the air.
And yes, as long as you ask you can go in the back, but I fail to see why anyone would want to.
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- TwinTurboJay
Psh, I read a post above that McDonals doesn't deepfry their burgers, thats is BS, although they don't do it all the time, they do at night, esp. when they run out of grilled burgers and just pull frozen ones out of the freezer, they'll throw a whole ****load into the deeo fryer baskets...I know becasue not only have I seen it done on a number of occasions, my buddy who worked there for 5 months was told that was common practise by his supervisor !!!!!!!
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Here, How's this:
💡 "McDonald's, We'd love to see you die. And lovin' it!" 💡
Maybe they should change it to that before the next 200+ people with cases of food poisoning hit them up for money in court. But that's just me... 👍
💡 "McDonald's, We'd love to see you die. And lovin' it!" 💡
Maybe they should change it to that before the next 200+ people with cases of food poisoning hit them up for money in court. But that's just me... 👍
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Ah, no hard feelings. Most people reply to me that way. You're just number 124. But I never mind. But nice avatar. Priceless... 👍
gt3 drifter
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yea but soul food and popcorn food is good eatin'. can I get a hell yeah?NISMOskylineIn all fairness, though, KFC is a hell of a lot worse for you. Almost everything is deep fried. That's one of the reasons I don't like working there; there's grease or lard in evrything, including the air.
And yes, as long as you ask you can go in the back, but I fail to see why anyone would want to.
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McDonalds - We offer Salads, so you can feel better about having a side off deep fried beef (ish) to go with it
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ExigeExcel
we have a keypad on the door too, but no one uses it. It is designed for closing so that if someome (why, I don't know) broke into the place, they couldn't get into the back area.
CAMAROBOY69
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This is all the catch phrase you need.
PublicSecrecy
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wow. he looks like hes made out of an inflated rubber suit.
CAMAROBOY69
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Hes saying "Hey are you gonna finish that burger?"
PublicSecrecy
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LOL whoa proabably is too
GilesGuthrie
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How about:
"Hey, Divorcee Dads! It's something to do with your kids on a Saturday afternoon!"
Or:
"Hey, Disenfranchised Teenagers! Come hang around here! That's original, yeah!"
"Hey, Divorcee Dads! It's something to do with your kids on a Saturday afternoon!"
Or:
"Hey, Disenfranchised Teenagers! Come hang around here! That's original, yeah!"
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Reviving such a fun thread was something that passed my mind several times. In doing so, many new slogans came to mind:
McDonalds... We Killed John Candy!
Chicken McNuggets, now with 30% less squirrel
30 cents... for this price, do you really think it's cow?
Trapped in Big Mac. Send Help!
Call them CHIPS you daft American bastards!
29 cents... is how much we pay for this crap. You pay $3.99. Funny, huh?
All fries stuffed with Ebola! Freshest new strains from Zaire!
Quit whining, fatty. You're lovin' it and you're knowin' it.
We put the "Mc" in "McHannically Recovered"
New Chicken McNuggets in 3 delicious flavors: Vanilla, Pork & Grape!
McQuadruple By-Pass!
89 cents: per-hour wage for under 18... Apply within!
And last but not least...
MCWHOPPER!!!
McDonalds... We Killed John Candy!
Chicken McNuggets, now with 30% less squirrel
30 cents... for this price, do you really think it's cow?
Trapped in Big Mac. Send Help!
Call them CHIPS you daft American bastards!
29 cents... is how much we pay for this crap. You pay $3.99. Funny, huh?
All fries stuffed with Ebola! Freshest new strains from Zaire!
Quit whining, fatty. You're lovin' it and you're knowin' it.
We put the "Mc" in "McHannically Recovered"
New Chicken McNuggets in 3 delicious flavors: Vanilla, Pork & Grape!
McQuadruple By-Pass!
89 cents: per-hour wage for under 18... Apply within!
And last but not least...
MCWHOPPER!!!
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