Toilet Paper - Front or back of the roll?

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Toilet Paper Orientation?

  • Front of the roll, I'm not stupid!

    Votes: 47 52.2%
  • Back of the roll, momma raised a dork!

    Votes: 6 6.7%
  • It sits on the shelf because I'm too lazy to put it on the dispencer!

    Votes: 16 17.8%
  • Toilet paper?

    Votes: 21 23.3%

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So how is it ladies and gentlemen? Does the paper come off the front of the roll (nearest you) or the back of the roll (nearest the wall) ... or does it just sit on a shelf or something dumb like that ... (:

~LoudMusic
 
Originally posted by LoudMusic
So how is it ladies and gentlemen? Does the paper come off the front of the roll (nearest you) or the back of the roll (nearest the wall) ... or does it just sit on a shelf or something dumb like that ... (:

~LoudMusic

Ha - good one. I prefer overhand (paper comes off front of roll) but as is always the case with two people in one home reality would suggest it's pretty random.
 
The latest edition of the Sears catalog does a good job at my house, and it's nice and smooth, too... :D (don't worry LoudMusic, I voted the truth in your poll)
 
Dude! That's nasty. Gloss paper just smears it around.

Now the question is "how does he know?"

~LoudMusic
 
bah... i change it so often i don't put it on the dispenser anymore...
 
Originally posted by LoudMusic
Dude! That's nasty. Gloss paper just smears it around.

Now the question is "how does he know?"

~LoudMusic
Ugh...!!! :yuck:
 
Front of the roll, where it's most accessible.

My Mum tells me this is bad manners though, but I think she's talking pants (and I told her so - "Oh mother you've been reading the Daily Mail again, haven't you").

The wife just leaves it on the floor.
 
Momma raised a dork ;)
Just kidding. It sits on the shelf cos I'm a lazy bugga. Just ask my dad, he's got a pic of me lying on the couch that he's named "lazy bugger"!
 
Definitely should come off the front.

My GF, however would disagree. She feels that it should come off the back, in the name of conservation. She believes that if it's harder to get at you'll use less!

Something else not mentioned here, is the need for backup should you "run out" of paper. I've always kept either a spare roll under the sink or a box of kleenex nearby. Saved my ass more than once (literally) :D:D:D

We have discussed the issue at length :D
 
off the front.

And we have at least 20 more rolls of toilet paper on hand in case of a nuclear turd war...
 
The real question here is not the position of the roll but when it gets down to the last few sheets do you change it or leave just enough for someone else to see but they will have to change the roll to use? :lol:

Everyone knows how the roll goes on.. :D
 
In my family ... I'm the only one that ever puts the roll on the dispenser. Bunch of lazy bugga`s ...

Having 'run out' a few too many times in the past, we have great reserves. Probably a dozen or so within arm's reach.

~LoudMusic
 
Do you know that in some asian countries they don't use toilet paper, but do it with their left hand.


:yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

And they get very pissed off at you when you shake their hand with your left hand :D
 
I think that's another one of those urban legends. The first time I heard it they were talking about the Middle East. The rest of the story is that they chop off your right hand as punishment. That way you have to eat and wipe with the same hand. NASTY!

~LoudMusic
 
Originally posted by made in holland
Do you know that in some asian countries they don't use toilet paper, but do it with their left hand.


:yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

And they get very pissed off at you when you shake their hand with your left hand :D

Did you also knew that in most Asian countries people eat with their hands and *burp* & *farrrrt* at the end of the meal to show respect to the chef... no wonder they've got hygiene problems. Did I mention the open sewers? :P :yuk:
 
Originally posted by rufrgt_sn00pie2001


Did you also knew that in most Asian countries people eat with their hands and *burp* & *farrrrt* at the end of the meal to show respect to the chef... no wonder they've got hygiene problems.

As a practitioner of both these gaseous emissions I see no issue with this.
 
Originally posted by LoudMusic
You use such big words. Why not just say, "I fart a lot." It works for me (:

~LoudMusic

Because it's more fun to be obtuse!!

To the tune of 'The Itchy & Scratch Show Theme'
He farts, and burps
He farts and burps and farts
Fart fart fart! Burp burp burp!
It's Vat letting off after meals!
 
Beans beans make you smart
Beans beans make you fart
The more I fart
The better I feel
So I eat beans at every meal!

~LoudMusic
 
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