Earth to be hit by comet on 25th May 2006

Eric Julien, a former French military air traffic controller and senior airport manager, has completed a study of the comet 73P Schwassmann- Wachmann and declared that a fragment is highly likely to impact the Earth on or around May 25, 2006. Comet Schwassman-Wachmann follows a five-year orbit that crosses the solar system's ecliptic plane. It has followed its five year orbit intact for centuries; but, in 1995, mysteriously fragmented. According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit. He argues the "Missing Earth" crop circle was a message from higher intelligences warning humanity of the consequences of its destructive nuclear policies. He links this crop circle to May 25, 2006, and identifies the comet Schwassmann-Wachman as the subject of higher intelligence communications.

Using NASA simulations of the comet's path, Julien concludes that impact is likely around May 25 precisely when the comet crosses the Earth's ecliptic plane. While the first fragment will cross at approximately 10 million miles, lagging fragments threaten to collide. While astronomers have stated that the comet poses no direct threat, Julien argues that some fragments are too small to observe. Astronomers have predicted possible meteor showers indicating some cometary debris will enter the atmosphere.
Julien argues that the kinetic energy of even a 'car sized' fragment will impact the Earth with devastating effect. He concludes the May 25 event is tied in to the Bush administration's policy of preemptive use of nuclear weapons against Iran, and the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences. Regarding its importance, Julien declares: "we have to save lives when we have such information to share with the public". He further claims it important "to preserve all data, historical artifacts and precious material in the event of such a collision." Julien predicts that the comet collision will occur in the Atlantic Ocean between the Equator and the Tropic of Cancer, and generates 200 meter waves. Julien concludes that "each person with this information has to take responsibility to warn potential victims."

His article can be found here.
 
Did I read that correctly?

He concludes the May 25 event is tied in to the Bush administration's policy of preemptive use of nuclear weapons against Iran, and the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences.

We're going to be hit by a comet because Bush might nuke (in this case "might" means "not bloody likely") Iran and upset some aliens?
 
Famine
Did I read that correctly?



We're going to be hit by a comet because Bush might nuke (in this case "might" means "not bloody likely") Iran and upset some aliens?

He's french - I believe he's excused....
 
Persian Pride
He concludes the May 25 event is tied in to the Bush administration's policy of preemptive use of nuclear weapons against Iran, and the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences.

I've never heard so much BS in all my life. Famine's reply is perfect, but what the heck kinda effect can nuclear weapons have on aliens? It's our damn planet!

[sarcasm] So guys and gals, May 25th, hows about a huge house party to round off the end of humanity? :dopey: [/sarcasm]
 
Don't forget that the magical crop circle predicted this would happen ten years ago, too.

Maybe Xenu's pissed about "little Holmes-Cruise" being born. :lol:
 
Persian Pride
a fragment is highly likely to impact the Earth on or around May 25, 2006.
*goes to bookies to get back that fiver I put on Brazil to win the World Cup*

When he says 'highly likely', in a funny way he may be right. It may well be 'highly likely' relative to how likely most other comets/asteroids are to hit Earth - but that is still highly unlikely, compared to things in a more familiar frame of reference, like it being 'likely' that Sunderland will lose next week.

Saying that, I guess we'll all look like a bunch of smart-arses if it does happen :P :ouch: <--- result of comet hitting head

BS Detector Level: 99.3%
 
Editted Zrow :)

You've got to wonder if a comet the size of a truck could really do that much damage? Especially if it hits the ocean (like he seems to think it will) at a point 1.5km deep (how he knows that is anyone's guess). Assuming it's 15m long/wide (like a truck), it would hit a body of water some 1000 times deeper than it is long. It would be like firing a 2 inch long bullet into 2000 inch (or 51 metres) deep water... would it hit the bottom?? And how much water would it displace?

Although, according to his calculations, the object is travelling at 40km/s. Assume a bullet travels at 1000m/s, or just 1km/s, you could argue that the object will travel alot further into the water, but by the time it hits the bottom of the ocean, it will have lost most of it's energy anyway...
 
Interesting that the aliens knew in 1995 that someone would make a preemptive strike against Iran.

I've seen some wild conspiracy stories, but this guys imagination would make Stephen King laugh.

I didn't notice in the article a specific reference to the Bush Administration, just a reference that Iran would be nuked.

Consequently, vis-a-vis the nuclear armada created by humanity, vis-a-vis the laser program of directed energy weapons, certain &#8216;star visitors&#8217; have taken "convincing" measures and decided on the use of a first public warning for MAY 25, 2006, a few weeks before the launching of the nuclear offensive against Iran, involving an escalating potential for planetary atomic war which, I point out it, would destroy whole or part of the planes of existence, invisible in our eyes, where the &#8216;star visitors&#8217; live.
 
Touring Mars
But that is still highly unlikely, compared to things in a more familiar frame of reference, like it being 'likely' that Sunderland will lose next week.


If Sunderland win i'm gonna **** my pants!

I would have thought that an object the size of a car or truck would disintegrate in the atmosphere. At most, a pebble would impact the water.
 
I think he was just referring to if a car sized chunk collided with earth, so it would be bigger before it enters the atmosphere.

Regardless, he forgot the most important aspect of his theory, Elvis is the leader of the Aliens.
 
This guy has broken so many rules about making doomsday predictions it's not even funny, he's obviously an amateur.

1. NEVER give an actual date. It is vital when making doomsday predictions to be extremely vague about when the dreaded event will occur. If you must give a date either a) use a calendar system you made up yourself so no-one knows what you're talking about or b) specify a date at least 100 years in the future.

2. NEVER use known planetary bodies as the 'destructor'. The physics around these items is probably beyound your comprehension. Note that this includes scenarios where the sun 'goes' nova. Best stick to black-holes coming out of nowhere or strange-attractors.

3. NEVER use actual numbers in your predictions. Real numbers can be checked (and ridiculed) by people who actually know what they're talking about.

4. NEVER link your doomsday prediction to those wackos who think crop circles were made by aliens. They're loonies, you know that right? Same goes for the White House.

More information about what not to do when making doomsday predictions can be found here...

http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/news/index.html
 
That said, if anyone should know a thing or two about heavy objects colliding with each other, it would have to be a French ex-air traffic controller...
 
This is as interesting as hermaphidite midget porn. Sure its a fun idea, but after the laughs its just something some nut thought up in his head.

Maybe if I eat the heart of the Cruise demon, this will all go away. 💡
 
sirlosealot
1. NEVER give an actual date. It is vital when making doomsday predictions to be extremely vague about when the dreaded event will occur. If you must give a date either a) use a calendar system you made up yourself so no-one knows what you're talking about or b) specify a date at least 100 years in the future.
:lol: I like that one.

This reminds me of when Homer Simpson was "predicting" the exact time of the rapture. That was bulletproof math 👍
 
Yawn...boring...

Sorry, I just thought the article was boring...I'd rather read Calvin and Hobbes (or even Peanuts!) comics than anymore of this...
 
lol...hes french, hes excused...

so true

this is horrible that it would be published and probrably believed by many...next thing you know, the french will rule the US...then itd be a problem...or would it be?
 
DQuaN
If Sunderland win i'm gonna **** my pants!

I would have thought that an object the size of a car or truck would disintegrate in the atmosphere. At most, a pebble would impact the water.

like the great astrologist homer simpson once said before a meteor hit springfield "it'll just burn up in the earth's atmosphere and shrink to the size of a chihuahua's head" (or something along those lines)
 
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