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[ERAUfan97]

Yes, I'm sure flying spheres of pain hurt. It seems like I always mess up trying to catch a pass or rebound playing basketball and I jam my fingers into the ball.
I am not Kentucky basketball material (I could probably make the football team though.)

My hands are small white boy hands so it's a struggle playing basketball

 

[MOPARbarrett5]

My hands are small white boy hands so it's a struggle playing basketball

I'm only good at two things in basketball: fouling and playing good defense when fouls aren't called. I'm terrible at soccer, I trip over the ball any time I try to kick it.

 

[JKRACING23]

ER I'm going to add avg speed to the results I for each race

Pos-- driver-- car -- start pos-- PTS -- avg speed

 

[r34love]

My hands are small white boy hands so it's a struggle playing basketball

I'm black and I can't play basketball worth a crap! Some black men can't jump either! So much for stereotypes! (To quote Tosh.0)

I also pretty much don't like chicken, but I will punish a watermelon! So stand back!

Hey barrett, are you saying you trip over your balls when you play soccer? That's how I interpreted it!

Anybody planning doing Sub's Dirty race tonight? I'll be there!

 

[r34love]

OK with me.
My race: 450 pp Ram vs old Fiat 500s at Tskuba.

Can I ask why we can't use the new 500s or the Abarth? I really would like to. But I'll go old 500 if you don't want to do it any other way.

 

[MOPARbarrett5]

I'm black and I can't play basketball worth a crap! Some black men can't jump either! So much for stereotypes! (To quote Tosh.0)

I also pretty much don't like chicken, but I will punish a watermelon! So stand back!

Hey barrett, are you saying you trip over your balls when you play soccer? That's how I interpreted it!

Anybody planning doing Sub's Dirty race tonight? I'll be there!

I should be there.
I don't have the bad grampa set of balls to do that.
If something is moving and I step on it, there is a good chance I will fall.

Can I ask why we can't use the new 500s or the Abarth? I really would like to. But I'll go old 500 if you don't want to do it any other way.

The new 500s are too big to be small.

 

[r34love]

I probably will be too busy Friday to host cat and mouse. Anyone up for the challenge of hosting?

I will do it this time, since I failed you last time. I will need barrett and kz to make sure they help me organize though. I have no clue what I'm doing on that one! 9 PM correct?

 

[ERAUfan97]

I'm black and I can't play basketball worth a crap! Some black men can't jump either! So much for stereotypes! (To quote Tosh.0)

I also pretty much don't like chicken, but I will punish a watermelon! So stand back!

Hey barrett, are you saying you trip over your balls when you play soccer? That's how I interpreted it!

Anybody planning doing Sub's Dirty race tonight? I'll be there!

Lol church tonight though. Wish I could join u

 

[ERAUfan97]

I will do it this time, since I failed you last time. I will need barrett and kz to make sure they help me organize though. I have no clue what I'm doing on that one! 9 PM correct?

Yes 9pm

 

[r34love]

I should be there.
I don't have the bad grampa set of balls to do that.
If something is moving and I step on it, there is a good chance I will fall.

The new 500s are too big to be small.

All of these sound pretty reasonable. Bad Grampa lol! That's good stuff right there, he cracks me up.

I'll fix up a Fiat for ya then! You know I gotta do it. Are you sure you are going to be able to resist Cat&Mousing me though? Cuz I know what you're going to be driving!

 

[r34love]

Lol church tonight though. Wish I could join u

Enjoy. Say a prayer for me and my old bones. And for what barrett will try to do to me during the race tonight!

 

[r34love]

Yes 9pm

Will do sir!

 

[MOPARbarrett5]

All of these sound pretty reasonable. Bad Grampa lol! That's good stuff right there, he cracks me up.

I'll fix up a Fiat for ya then! You know I gotta do it. Are you sure you are going to be able to resist Cat&Mousing me though? Cuz I know what you're going to be driving!

I'll race clean.

Enjoy. Say a prayer for me and my old bones. And for what barrett will try to do to me during the race tonight!

I am going to try to run away with it and not get touched until I lap people like in the muscle car race, so I may never do anything to you if I don't lap anyone.

 

[ERAUfan97]

Here's a list of members if u need help getting people to join, along with any other drivers u might remember from past fridays

 

[r34love]

I'll race clean.

I am going to try to run away with it and not get touched until I lap people like in the muscle car race, so I may never do anything to you if I don't lap anyone.

I know. Maybe that big Ram will provide a draft I can get into!

 

[r34love]

Here's a list of members if u need help getting people to join, along with any other drivers u might remember from past fridays

Cool, I'll make sure to PM everyone once I start the room.

 

[ERAUfan97]

Here's a list of members if u need help getting people to join, along with any other drivers u might remember from past fridays

WyattLightning also signed up since I posted this

 

[MOPARbarrett5]

I'm posting the events for XFEL racing and Cat and Mouse, American Motorsports and subs' pub on the Mopar club event page. So @JKRACING23 @ERAUfan97 @subzerro33 any of ypu get messaged by strangers, they are probably from the Mopar club.

 

[ERAUfan97]

I'm posting the events for XFEL racing and Cat and Mouse, American Motorsports and subs' pub on the Mopar club event page. So @JKRACING23 @ERAUfan97 @subzerro33 any of ypu get messaged by strangers, they are probably from the Mopar club.

Messages as in friend requests?

 

[ERAUfan97]

How did the dirty race go?

 

[MOPARbarrett5]

Messages as in friend requests?

That and maybe asking specific details. Can't put specifics in 140 characters or less.

How did the dirty race go?

JK was in a cheater car, and everyone lagged out before the race ended.

 

[ERAUfan97]

That and maybe asking specific details. Can't put specifics in 140 characters or less.

JK was in a cheater car, and everyone lagged out before the race ended.

True, 140 not enough.
Barrett, don't tell me your complaining about cheater cars when u use a 2j all the time

 

[MOPARbarrett5]

True, 140 not enough.
Barrett, don't tell me your complaining about cheater cars when u use a 2j all the time

You sound like JK... I don't think that is a good thing.

 

[ERAUfan97]

You sound like JK... I don't think that is a good thing.

Don't change subject.
U know u can't complain when u and cards use the 2j and other cheater cars a majority of the time

 

[ERAUfan97]

As for subs touring car race, I got a hidden gem up my sleeve. No, she's not fast, but she sure is beautiful!

 

[MOPARbarrett5]

Don't change subject.
U know u can't complain when u and cards use the 2j and other cheater cars a majority of the time

JK complains when I use a 2j, so I'll complain when JK uses a car with NISSAN on the side of it in an American car race.
He never complained that race though.

Pointless point though since the race never got finished, but still.

 

[ERAUfan97]

JK complains when I use a 2j, so I'll complain when JK uses a car with NISSAN on the side of it in an American car race.
He never complained that race though.

Pointless point though since the race never got finished, but still.

I'm a bit confused with your example. As in, when did that happen

 

[r34love]

WyattLightning also signed up since I posted this

I'm posting the events for XFEL racing and Cat and Mouse, American Motorsports and subs' pub on the Mopar club event page. So @JKRACING23 @ERAUfan97 @subzerro33 any of ypu get messaged by strangers, they are probably from the Mopar club.

I will keep an eye out for these requests.

 

[r34love]

JK complains when I use a 2j, so I'll complain when JK uses a car with NISSAN on the side of it in an American car race.
He never complained that race though.

Pointless point though since the race never got finished, but still.

It finished. You were the only one who lagged out, I think. Who else did? I finished last and we all left the room at the same time.

But one does have to admit that your complaining about JKs car, which was clearly allowed, is rather ironic.

 

[JKRACING23]

I WAS USING THE DELTA WING IT IS IN THE AMERICAN DEALERS SECTION BARRETT SHUT UP ALL U EVER DO IS DRIVE CHEATER CARS AND U NEVER DRIVE MOPARS U COULD HAVE USED THE 2J THERE WAS NOTHING STOPPING U NO 1 SAID U COULDNT U CHICKENED AND USED THE CORVETTE I SPENT 2MIL ON THE DELTA WING AND IM GOING TO USE IT EVERY CHANCE I GET U USE UR 2J EVERY MOTHER F U C K I N G RACE U CAN TO ME THAT SHOWS ALMOST WEAKNESS CUZ UR AFFRIAD TO TRY DIFFERENT CARS THE ONLY TIME U DONT IS IN XFEL CUZ U HAVE TO BUT U USE UR 2J EVERY TIME IT FITS THE PP IT GOES DOWN TO WAT 550 AND UP TO 710 AND U USE IT AT ANY OF THOSE PP IN ANY DIRTY ROOM I DETUNE CARS AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE AT MOST ILL GO 10-15 PP CUZ I LIKE TO CHANGE IT UP I COULD USE MY 08 CIVIC EVER RACE FROM 400-515 BUT I ONLY USE IT ON CURTAIN TRACKS AT 500 IF U HAD IT WITH MY SETUP U WOULD USE IT IN EVERY RACE FROM 400 TO 515 ALSO IN XFEL I SOMETIME DONT EVEN HAVE THE BEST CAR CUZ I LIKE TO CHANGE IT UP A LITTLE UNLIKE U WHERE U HAVE TO FIND THE MOST OP CAR AND USE IT INSTEAD OF TAKING A CHANCE ON A LESSER KNOWN CAR