13 Year Old doesn't become a Dad.

It is truly shocking, however, that the girl can get away with rape simply because she is a "gatekeeper" and not a "keymaster", but who you gonna call?

I have to make my own version of that theme song, I don't think it's too risque and fits the subject perfectly. ;)

If there's some big skank in your neighbourhood, who ya gonna call?? HO-BUSTERS!!
If she's something weird, and she don't look good, who ya gonna call?? HO-BUSTERS!!

(medley) I ain't afraid of no ho's.....(medley) I ain't afraid of no ho's!

If you're seeing chicks putting out like that, who can ya call?? HO-BUSTERS!!
A 12yr old kid, sleeping in her bed, who ya gonna call?? HO-BUSTERS!!

:P:P
 
I just realized something.

Did anyone realize that The Sun is a "tabloid" paper? Judging by the American stereotype and the fact that the Wiki picture of The Sun features a Nazi-outfitted Prince Harry, I'd suggest that it's one of those junk news tabloids. Am I right?
 
Wouldn't it be awesome if that kid got a paternity test and it turned out he wasn't the father? The kid could then sue like every media outlet in the world, the government, and the other family for defamation of character.

GET MONEY HOE.
 
I just realized something.

Did anyone realize that The Sun is a "tabloid" paper? Judging by the American stereotype and the fact that the Wiki picture of The Sun features a Nazi-outfitted Prince Harry, I'd suggest that it's one of those junk news tabloids. Am I right?

Well spotted Keef - you have correctly identified The Sun as the sensationalist tabloid rag that it is, hence what Jondot said earlier:

Jondot
I think the fact that the parents' first thoughts were to ring The Sun says a lot.

It does indeed say alot, and none of it good.
 
The Sun doesn't actually contain any news at all. Fact.

It is basically a women's gossip magazine that appeals to men purely for Page 3 and the (even more gossip filled) sports section.

And it's mots commonly found in the canteen in work :banghead:
 
Sadly the type of parental advice they're getting is probably all wrong, look at her family:
Mother, unemployed father, 15 year-old daughter with baby, 5 sons, all living in a rented (but no doubt heavily government subsidised) council house on government benefit handouts.

Easy way to get more handouts? Have another kid in the house. 👎
It's very, very wrong and the government is far too soft to do anything about it, but as long as they keep giving free cash out like this, the lazier folks in the world are just going to keep taking it since it's far, far easier than doing any work. :grumpy:

Exactly why I do not support Obama's "share the wealth". Why do my parents who worked their asses off back in the 90's studying, working to support a familly, and raising me. Now that they have the money to compensate for that time the government wants to take it away so people that haven't done **** in their lives can keep at it and still get around?
 
As you put it, wrcsti, that is simply 🤬 up. I too think the same, people who don't do 🤬 in their lives don't have the right to take other's people benefits. 👎

EDIT: I just read what Famine posted:

Richard Goodsell, 16, told the News of the World that he also shared a bed with the teenager at her home in Eastbourne, East Sussex, at around the time she became pregnant.
Richard, a trainee chef, said: "I know I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that the baby has my eyes - even my mum thinks so. Even Chantelle's mum asked me if I was the father. If I am the father, I have the right to know."
Richard, who told the paper he slept with Chantelle with the consent of her parents and without using any contraception, said he plans to demand a DNA test is carried out to find out the truth.

Okay, so this dude is taking care of the problem, accepting responsability. At least he seems more capable to father a daughter than our "sweet" Alfie.

Tyler Barker, 14, also told the paper he could have fathered Maisie, born at the Eastbourne District General Hospital last week. He said he slept with Chantelle around nine months ago, again in her own bed. Realising the gravity of the situation, he added: "I hope it's not me."

Now, this kid doesn't feel so happy about it. I've got a mixed opinion about this: I would like Richard to be the girl's father, since he seems capable to father a child. The girl is likely to live a better life with him as her father. Now, on the other side, I would like Tyler to by her father, since he would have to finally take responsability of the 🤬 up things he did. You can't say "I hope it's not me". You asked for it by having non-safe sex. I hope it is you, mother:censored: . What do you guys think about it?
 
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Exactly why I do not support Obama's "share the wealth". Why do my parents who worked their asses off back in the 90's studying, working to support a familly, and raising me. Now that they have the money to compensate for that time the government wants to take it away so people that haven't done **** in their lives can keep at it and still get around?

Yup. Same case my dad's life. My dad came to this country with $50 in his pocket. He worked three jobs when my mom had me. Now we have a beautiful home and he has a nice sports car ('06 GTO). Now why do we have to work to end up having to lose a good chuck of their paycheck and give it to people who just sit there and still blame Bush for not giving them a personal invitation to get a FREAKING job! This is one of the many reasons why I don't support Obama at all. But that's for another thread. :sly:

As for this topic, if I were that girl's parents, I would call for a Chasity Belt! This girl is getting porked by EVERYONE on the block. And she's hideous too.
 
Pfft, this is like every episode of Jeremy Kyle.

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This guy makes Jerry Springer look like he knows what he's talking about.
 
How is this news, anyway? Do we not all know someone that knows someone that this has happened to? She's 15 and apocalyptically hideous, clearly she's going to open her legs for anything that walks. Is this story only getting coverage because she looks 29 and he looks about 7?
 
Um no, it's because the father is 13. That's quite an age.

Admittadly on the global scale it means nothing, but it's certainly worthy of discussion. Like, how can it be so hard or 3 guys, and the girl, to participate in sex without contraception despite the fact it can easily be had for free...
 
Yup. Same case my dad's life. My dad came to this country with $50 in his pocket. He worked three jobs when my mom had me. Now we have a beautiful home and he has a nice sports car ('06 GTO). Now why do we have to work to end up having to lose a good chuck of their paycheck and give it to people who just sit there and still blame Bush for not giving them a personal invitation to get a FREAKING job! This is one of the many reasons why I don't support Obama at all. But that's for another thread. :sly:

As for this topic, if I were that girl's parents, I would call for a Chasity Belt! This girl is getting porked by EVERYONE on the block. And she's hideous too.
Everlast Chasity Belt FTW! Call the locksmith!
 
She's HIDEOUS :yuck:, I'm 15 myself and I definately would not "tap" that :ill:
That kid (no not the father) is going to be bullied and embarrassed and stuff at school. People should just take the time to think about the consequences of doing that
 
Also, it's illegal to have sex under the age of 17, and of course 13 year old's can get arrested. He might get arrested for the next bunch of years in his life. And probably that will be the case with his new love too.
 
She's HIDEOUS :yuck:, I'm 15 myself and I definately would not "tap" that :ill:
That kid (no not the father) is going to be bullied and embarrassed and stuff at school. People should just take the time to think about the consequences of doing that

Yeah, and after all that's happened, as I aforementioned, he'll go to prison with the mother. I do reckon that the mother will stay in for longer, being that it was the father's reason for causing all this talk.
 
Yeah, and after all that's happened, as I aforementioned, he'll go to prison with the mother. I do reckon that the mother will stay in for longer, being that it was the father's reason for causing all this talk.

If you're female and you have sex with an under-13 male, you haven't committed an offence unless they're related to you or in your care.
 
even more amazing than two other kids saying it might be their's is that they can admit to sleeping with the village bike!
apparently the temporary couple are planning to get half a million from selling their story to all the chav rags
 
Hopefully. A way to get rid of these sick people who just make their parents lifes miserables.

Are you serious!? Lock up a kid for a couple years because when he was 12 he had sex? Your actually calling this 13 year old boy sick and saying his intent was to make his parents lifes miserables? Sounds to me like your the sick one.
 
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