- 326
- Louisiana
2021 Nations Race 5
Special Stage Route X
Slots 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 would've done 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Porsche 995 (or was it the 993...can't remember)
DR A, SR S - Alt account
Doors 6 through 17
Ok, first race I have @C_Raccoon23 in my lobby. I qualify P1 with a scorching fast time. LIke it matters, lol. Proceeded to fall back to to p6 due to the 2nd line getting some killer bump draft. No worries, its just lap 1. Go into Turn 1, left rear gets clipped just enough by some guy behind me and to my left and it turns me INTO RACCOON!! NOOOOooooo.. I'm yelling, NO NO NO NO NO NO!! Put Raccoon into the wall, he comes off, hits me (not his fault) and I go into 360 spins. Race over. Raccoon did survive, so I was happy to see that. Finished like 17th or so.
Race 2. Not so smoking fast time but another Pole Position. Hold p1 until the final turn, and get passed as p3 chose to bump p2 instead of me, so he got the win and I got P2.
Race 3 Started P4 in this one. Everything was going swimmingly as we were jockeying for position in the final turn. Then a certain driver that is featured on the Idiots of the Week quite often goes low, decides..NAwwww, I want to go Middle...Nawwww, I want go Low, Nawww...I'll go high and hits a guys quarter panel and starts the mayhem of spinning cars. Which took out me and several others. P15 or something.
Race 4 Another solid qualy lap going down. P4 by only a few thousandths. Race starts pretty good. I work up to p2 thanks to 2 guys really wanting the low line on turn 1. Lap later I'm in an outstanding position in p2, exiting turn 1 on lap 2 and the guy behind me decides he REALLY wants p2. Gets in my rear quarter and Pushes me out. No worries. I fall back to p6. Last turn I'm making my move, flying towards the front, some dude to the right decides he wants to be 4 lanes over and takes me out. FInish like p14.
Race 5. Maybe the CRAZIEST qualifying I ever had in 4 years. I set up my lap perfectly. I'm in the back of an 8 car pack. Way way back. Start the hot lap and I catch the main group. Made up like a full second, maybe more since everyone is in a tight line now. Go into turn 1, a group of 2 gets out of line and moves WAY down low. So we slide on by. Guy decides that was a poor choice and just NAILS my right rear tire trying to get back in line. I go down the embankment, almost COMPLETELY SIDEWAYS, one of the two low line guys hits my nose and somehow, someway, I gather it back up. Get in at the back of the line a make a huge run on the last turn. POLE POSITION. LOL. Insane. 3 Poles in 5 races. I book end it with a VICTORY.
Ya, its a silly race but I always get a good gut laugh out of it, so I enjoy it. Glad I have an alt account so I can really have fun and not worry about being taken out.
Special Stage Route X
Slots 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 would've done 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Porsche 995 (or was it the 993...can't remember)
DR A, SR S - Alt account
Doors 6 through 17
Ok, first race I have @C_Raccoon23 in my lobby. I qualify P1 with a scorching fast time. LIke it matters, lol. Proceeded to fall back to to p6 due to the 2nd line getting some killer bump draft. No worries, its just lap 1. Go into Turn 1, left rear gets clipped just enough by some guy behind me and to my left and it turns me INTO RACCOON!! NOOOOooooo.. I'm yelling, NO NO NO NO NO NO!! Put Raccoon into the wall, he comes off, hits me (not his fault) and I go into 360 spins. Race over. Raccoon did survive, so I was happy to see that. Finished like 17th or so.
Race 2. Not so smoking fast time but another Pole Position. Hold p1 until the final turn, and get passed as p3 chose to bump p2 instead of me, so he got the win and I got P2.
Race 3 Started P4 in this one. Everything was going swimmingly as we were jockeying for position in the final turn. Then a certain driver that is featured on the Idiots of the Week quite often goes low, decides..NAwwww, I want to go Middle...Nawwww, I want go Low, Nawww...I'll go high and hits a guys quarter panel and starts the mayhem of spinning cars. Which took out me and several others. P15 or something.
Race 4 Another solid qualy lap going down. P4 by only a few thousandths. Race starts pretty good. I work up to p2 thanks to 2 guys really wanting the low line on turn 1. Lap later I'm in an outstanding position in p2, exiting turn 1 on lap 2 and the guy behind me decides he REALLY wants p2. Gets in my rear quarter and Pushes me out. No worries. I fall back to p6. Last turn I'm making my move, flying towards the front, some dude to the right decides he wants to be 4 lanes over and takes me out. FInish like p14.
Race 5. Maybe the CRAZIEST qualifying I ever had in 4 years. I set up my lap perfectly. I'm in the back of an 8 car pack. Way way back. Start the hot lap and I catch the main group. Made up like a full second, maybe more since everyone is in a tight line now. Go into turn 1, a group of 2 gets out of line and moves WAY down low. So we slide on by. Guy decides that was a poor choice and just NAILS my right rear tire trying to get back in line. I go down the embankment, almost COMPLETELY SIDEWAYS, one of the two low line guys hits my nose and somehow, someway, I gather it back up. Get in at the back of the line a make a huge run on the last turn. POLE POSITION. LOL. Insane. 3 Poles in 5 races. I book end it with a VICTORY.
Ya, its a silly race but I always get a good gut laugh out of it, so I enjoy it. Glad I have an alt account so I can really have fun and not worry about being taken out.
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