2024 US Presidential Election Thread

[McLaren]

It literally even says satire in one of the pics.

 

[Spacegoat]

It literally even says satire in one of the pics.

Trump probably doesn't know what that means though.

 

[Blitz24]

I'm wondering if he could get himself sued for libel by Swift for that stupidity?

 

[TB]

Trump probably doesn't know what that means though.

We want USAtires, not SAtires.

 

[TexRex]

I miss the pathetic Trumpers that were once so active in this subforum but noped out for some reason.

 

[UKMikey]

I miss the pathetic Trumpers that were once so active in this subforum but noped out for some reason.

Depending how things go in Roevember, I suspect one or more of them may return to gloat or kvetch about the results.

 

[TexRex]

Vote for the actual rapist, because reasons!

 

[Darla Starch]

Bizarre moment Trump is distracted by box of Cheerios at Bedminster press conference

‘I’m going to take some of them back to my cottage and have a lot of fun,’ the former president said while looking at the table of grocery goods

www.independent.co.uk

 

[McLaren]

Vote for the actual rapist, because reasons!

Resharing stuff from akafacehots is a brilliant move & will in no way somehow backfire hard against Trump.

That guy doesn't put out anything remotely believable.

 

[TB]

Bizarre moment Trump is distracted by box of Cheerios at Bedminster press conference

‘I’m going to take some of them back to my cottage and have a lot of fun,’ the former president said while looking at the table of grocery goods

www.independent.co.uk

Like... Vance/couch fun?

Frickin' weirdos.

 

[UKMikey]

Bizarre moment Trump is distracted by box of Cheerios at Bedminster press conference

‘I’m going to take some of them back to my cottage and have a lot of fun,’ the former president said while looking at the table of grocery goods

www.independent.co.uk

Hopefully the poll trends translate into election results and the US can say cheerio to MAGA.

 

[Baka_Marimo]

Hopefully the poll trends translate into election results and the US can say cheerio to MAGA.

I hope for the same, but deep down I know it's an unrealistic expectation to have. Even if Trump loses his unhinged base is not going to simply cease to exist.

 

[Joey D]

House Republicans release their impeachment report on Biden but the next steps are uncertain

House Republicans have released their initial impeachment inquiry report on President Joe Biden. The yearlong probe by Republicans stops short of alleging any criminal wrongdoing by the president over his son Hunter Biden's business dealings.

apnews.com

So the House Republicans spent the better part of a year to determine that Hunter Biden is a scumbag. That's some next-level Captain Obvious'ing.

 

[GBO Possum]

 

[Joey D]

Why is one eye swollen shut like that? It looks like he has some kind of palsy.

Also, for a dude that got shot in the ear, his ear is remarkably intact.

 

[GBO Possum]

Why is one eye swollen shut like that? It looks like he has some kind of palsy.

Also, for a dude that got shot in the ear, his ear is remarkably intact.

Miraculous. Especially when you realize that Jesus took three whole days to heal.

 

[UKMikey]

 

[TexRex]

Neoliberal Democrats: "Let's remove zoning restrictions and stop preserving 'neighborhood integrity' so that more people have a place to live."

Republicans: "ReEeEeEeEeEeEe CoMmUnIsM!!i!"

Trump: "I will do price controls on consumer goods."

Republicans: "YASS KING!!!"

 

[TexRex]

GOP senator slams Walz for ‘getting married on the anniversary of Tiananmen Square’

Donald Trump ally insists Democratic vice presidential candidate’s interest in China, where he taught for a year as a young man, is ‘very strange’

www.independent.co.uk

[mo]Ron Johnson.

 

[TB]

Trump was married on the anniversary of Ted Kaczynski pleading guilty.

And the US invading Panama.

And and Robert E. Lee surrendering.

And not a single person should care.

 

[HenrySwanson]

....where was this Biden

 

[TexRex]

Mental illness.

 

[Blitz24]

Trump was married on the anniversary of Ted Kaczynski pleading guilty.

And the US invading Panama.

And and Robert E. Lee surrendering.

And not a single person should care.

So does this confirm Half-Life 3 is permanently canceled?

 

[Sprite]

Looks like he’s watching Vance’s new viral video “One Guy, Two Sofa Cusions”

 

[Joey D]

Looks like he’s watching Vance’s new viral video “One Guy, Two Sofa Cusions”

Ménage à chaise.

Or actually maybe Ménage chaise trois works better.

 

[TexRex]

 

[Tornado]

Why would you be a sleeper agent of the CCP and then get married on the anniversary of Tienanmen Square? I feel like getting married on Christmas or July 4th or February 17th would be better.

 

[TexRex]

 

[Joey D]

When the stress gets too much for Putin, he either commits genocide, pushes someone out a window, or gives them polonium tea...sometimes all three.

 

[Danoff]

When the stress gets too much for Putin, he either commits genocide, pushes someone out a window, or gives them polonium tea...sometimes all three.

Yup, that's it in a nutshell. An "elite" male leader's stress response is stereotypically anger and violence. You're not supposed to think about what it is though, because then you'll identify that eating a bag of Doritos and calming yourself is a more emotionally intelligent stress response. All you're supposed to think about is that it's not the same as what you'd expect from a strong man, and decide that since it's different from what you expect, it's worse.

Harris would be our first female president. She's not going to behave exactly the way stereotypical presidents might be expected to behave, and that's ok. It might even be... gasp... progressive.