2024 US Presidential Election Thread

[TexRex]

When it comes to understanding American rules, Republicans read the first two amendments and then say "TL;DR"

Except they skip over half of the First's provision respecting religious freedom and the provision respecting press freedom.

 

[Duke]

Except they skip over half of the First's provision respecting religious freedom and the provision respecting press freedom.

"Freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom FROM religion so there! This is a Christian nation!"

 

[Danoff]

Except they skip over half of the First's provision respecting religious freedom and the provision respecting press freedom.

Yea, and prepare to a cast a vote for the guy who wants to lock up late night comedians for ticking him off.

 

[Joey D]

I'm not going to care about a debate until a third-party candidate is there. All it's going to be is an unhinged idiot saying unhinged idiot things, and Kamala just going through Democrat talking points. As of right now, I'm just going to vote for Harris because she isn't Trump. I'm still not sold she's the right person for the job, but she's a helluva lot better than Trump. I don't mind Walz though and probably will watch the VP debate since that's just going to be pure comedy.

 

[TheHun99]

When it comes to understanding American rules, Republicans read the first two amendments and then say "TL;DR"

Almost. You forgot that they also know about the fifth' self-incrimination part.

Except they skip over half of the First's provision respecting religious freedom and the provision respecting press freedom.

Plus they misunderstand what the freedom of speech refers to.

 

[UKMikey]

I hope they managed to get the mute turned off so the world can hear Trump's offtopic ramblings between questions.

 

[TexRex]

I told myself I wasn't going to watch and I'm not really. So I'm fixing dinner and periodically flipping over from music to the debate only to every single time land on the bitch demonstrating that its brain is completely cooked.

 

[NotThePrez]

Pretty sure Kamala came dangerously close to straight-up cursing-out Trump for inviting Taliban leaders to Camp David.

 

[Famine]

Does anyone, even the most intractable believer in a woman's requirement to cede her bodily autonomy, actually believe that there's states where abortion after birth is legal?

Utter loony bin whackjob.

 

[Darla Starch]

Does anyone, even the most intractable believer in a woman's requirement to cede her bodily autonomy, actually believe that there's states where abortion after birth is legal?

Utter loony bin whackjob.

Statistically, yes.

 

[NotThePrez]

Does anyone, even the most intractable believer in a woman's requirement to cede her bodily autonomy, actually believe that there's states where abortion after birth is legal?

Utter loony bin whackjob.

It genuinely amazes me that there a non-insignificant number of grown American adults that still rally behind the man.

 

[McLaren]

It's Joever.

 

[TheHun99]

Does anyone, even the most intractable believer in a woman's requirement to cede her bodily autonomy, actually believe that there's states where abortion after birth is legal?

Utter loony bin whackjob.

I'm pretty sure abortion after birth is called murder in every state but I may be wrong... I only heard anything like that in Tom Clancy's The Bear and the Dragon happening in China. I have no idea though whether that particular plot line had any basis in reality.

 

[Danoff]

It's Joever.

Childless cat lady!

 

[UKMikey]

It's Joever.

Her X account has just been suspended. Not that she probably cares much since more people use Instagram and TikTok.

 

[Daniel]

Her X account has just been suspended. Not that she probably cares much since more people use Instagram and TikTok.

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Isn't her account taylorswift13?

 

[Darla Starch]

Absolutely coincidental timing by noted secure guy Elon Musk

 

[TheHun99]

Isn't her account taylorswift13?

just clicked on that, seems to be the case but I don't have Twitter anymore

 

[Darla Starch]

Honestly it's funnier to pretend that's not the case and he suspended the real Tay, so I'm gonna do just that.

 

[Tornado]

I'm pretty sure abortion after birth is called murder in every state but I may be wrong... I only heard anything like that in Tom Clancy's The Bear and the Dragon happening in China. I have no idea though whether that particular plot line had any basis in reality.

It was definitely a reality that he needed an editor for that book.

 

[GBO Possum]

Spoiler: Warning - swearing

 

[McLaren]

@GBO Possum, you'll need to screenshot & censor the f-bombs, just fyi.

 

[Liquid]

Wasn't able to watch any of it. I'm sure Jon Stewart will cover it next Monday but what deranged ramblings did Trump go on about that I missed?

I've got time.

 

[FuriousDemon]

Wasn't able to watch any of it. I'm sure Jon Stewart will cover it next Monday but what deranged ramblings did Trump go on about that I missed?

I've got time.

Something about illegal immigrants eating pets in jail while getting a free transgender surgery sponsored by democrats.

 

[1241Penguin]

Wasn't able to watch any of it. I'm sure Jon Stewart will cover it next Monday but what deranged ramblings did Trump go on about that I missed?

I've got time.

It's up already from what I can see

Language warning



Basically, "hide yo kids dogs, hide yo wives cats, cause they eatin' every pet out there".

 

[McLaren]

It's up already from what I can see



Basically, "hide yo kids dogs, hide yo wives cats, cause they eatin' every pet out there".

I think the ending bit really nails such a key point Trump supporters fail to see.

"He is your champion, they have to go through him to get to you except he will always be the first to abandon you when the boat is going down w/ 'I had nothing to do with it', even though everyone knows he's the ******* captain of the ship".

 

[05XR8]

They're trying to outdo Foghorn Leghorn with all the sayings.

 

[1241Penguin]

I think the ending bit really nails such a key point Trump supporters fail to see.

"He is your champion, they have to go through him to get to you except he will always be the first to abandon you when the boat is going down w/ 'I had nothing to do with it', even though everyone knows he's the ******* captain of the ship".

I remember being a 14-year old in high school, learning about World War II, and wondering how a seemingly normal populace can be manipulated to support, vote, and ultimately, legitimize an authoritarian regime. I think I'm understanding it all now.

 

[NotThePrez]

Wasn't able to watch any of it. I'm sure Jon Stewart will cover it next Monday but what deranged ramblings did Trump go on about that I missed?

I've got time.

The phrase "I have concepts of a plan" is probably going to become a meme/common catchphrase in a very short amount of time.

 

[TB]

The phrase "I have concepts of a plan" is probably going to become a meme/common catchphrase in a very short amount of time.