Admin hilarity!

[W3H5]

Lent a dwarf a few quid yesterday. I saw him wanted to buy a pint but reached in his pocket and was a little short.

 

[Lizard]

You do know there is a jokes thread.
I thought this was for funny responses to people being idiots on the site.

 

[W3H5]

Heard there was a jokes thread on this site, turns out haitch40 was right; it's just a picture of me and my life story.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

If you want moderator funnies, then read the Banned User Log if you haven't already done so. And yes, at the risk of blowing my own trumpet, I did write some of them when I was a moderator.

 

[arora]

Uneventful times from the past.

 

[Small_Fryz]

I thought this was for funny responses to people being idiots on the site.

Insert funny response

 

[Daniel]

*insert witty reply mentioning rum*

 

[mattythedog]

Insert funny response

 

[Pupik]

Not really a quote by an admin, more a wannabe admin, but it's close enough IMO. Clicky.

AltF8 was indeed an admin at GTPlanet, but moved on in time.

 

[AerodyManiac]

Thought this was halarious, a reply in that thread.

It's in a few posts above you

 

[Azuremen]

If you want moderator funnies, then read the Banned User Log if you haven't already done so. And yes, at the risk of blowing my own trumpet, I did write some of them when I was a moderator.

404 funny not found.

 

[Blitz24]

If you want moderator funnies, then read the Banned User Log if you haven't already done so. And yes, at the risk of blowing my own trumpet, I did write some of them when I was a moderator.

But it hasn't been updated in awhile to add some more comedy....

 

[TheBook]

If you want moderator funnies, then read the Banned User Log if you haven't already done so. And yes, at the risk of blowing my own trumpet, I did write some of them when I was a moderator.

All I could think of when I read that was this:

 

[Small_Fryz]

If you want moderator funnies, then read the Banned User Log if you haven't already done so. And yes, at the risk of blowing my own trumpet, I did write some of them when I was a moderator.

That's great and imma let you finish but daan has the best baans of all time......

 

[Omnis]

I don't even remember which ones I wrote.

 

[Terronium-12]

I haven't written any yet.

 

[Blitz24]

I don't even remember which ones I wrote.

Guess they weren't memorable

I haven't written any yet.

You should get on it. Let your inner Seinfeld come out!

 

[Omnis]

I could never be a stand up comic because I never remember my own jokes.

 

[niky]

Too bad... you'd be good at it. Maybe there's a twitter stand-up comedy club you can join?

I haven't banned anyone noteworthy in ages. Writing those ban announcements was fun.

(looks through forums)....

Let me write an epitath for the entire (insert name of loud, obnoxiously opinionated motorsport (given the very loosest definition of motorsport) based Gran Turismo 5 subform here) section and get back to you after I've exercised my right to trample on free speech.

 

[W3H5]

I haven't written any yet.

C'mon my son! Throw out a few funny ban logs!

 

[Blitz24]

C'mon my son! Throw out a few funny ban logs!

Well then he'll have to take niky's role tonight and trample unsuspecting deserving people.

 

[Daniel]

Dibs on not being banned!

 

[Terronium-12]

Dibs on not being banned!

We'll see.

I heard what you said about me two weeks ago. I am not amused.

 

[SlipZtrEm]

If I look back over time, I think I've chuckled most at Omnis' and Pupik's posts (in comparison to other Mods). The latter's been a part of the staff for much longer than me, while Omnis was part of the same "hiring group" as me. Yes, I realize they aren't Admins

 

[niky]

Omnis lacks the brain-typewriter filter most of us are unlucky to have. I second that nomination.

 

[-Fred-]

Not really a quote by an admin, more a wannabe admin, but it's close enough IMO. Clicky.

Was that really nearly 9 years ago? Time flies.

 

[obsessive rules]

We'll see.

I heard what you said about me two weeks ago. I am not amused.

Keep calm

And

CALL 911 NOW!

 

[Pupik]

Over the years, I think some banned users just want to be on the wall of infamy...so I don't give those rank and file users the attention they think they deserve.

 

[Daniel]

We'll see.

I heard what you said about me two weeks ago. I am not amused.

Everyone else thinks the same thing

 

[Coxis]

Not really a quote by an admin, more a wannabe admin, but it's close enough IMO. Clicky.

Wow. Thanks.