Admin hilarity!

[Omnis]

Over the years, I think some banned users just want to be on the wall of infamy...so I don't give those rank and file users the attention they think they deserve.

Why didn't I come up with this excuse?

Omnis lacks the brain-typewriter filter most of us are unlucky to have. I second that nomination.

Oh, I have it. In fact, it's very strong in person. It's just not compatible with the internet.

 

[Blitz24]

Why didn't I come up with this excuse?

Because you decided to use another excuse I guess.

Oh, I have it. In fact, it's very strong in person. It's just not compatible with the internet.

Perhaps you need an upgrade?

 

[Omnis]

You're just mad that the Jets hired Tony Sparano.

 

[Blitz24]

You're just mad that the Jets hired Tony Sparano.

Nah I'm not mad. Nothing to be mad about yet . When my team is 0-7 and starts Tebow THEN I will be mad.

On Topic: (if there was one anywhere here): I believe in you Omnis! You can do it!!

 

[Nicksfix]

I hardly lurk in the shadows

What if the shadows were indigo? You'd never be able to see them.

He's a Ninja Admin. 💡

 

[hawkeye122]

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=273364

This comes from 2 of my favorite site members, one being Famine 👍

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

Just subscribe to the admins' posts, I guess. There's only a few of them.

Subscribe to posts? How does that work?

However, especially when dealing with ebf2, I admit, you guys are pretty funny. Hopefully he doesn't drive for much longer, with one hand on the steering wheel, and no idea of the fact that pedals aren't on/off switches. 💡

 

[Omnis]

Nah I'm not mad. Nothing to be mad about yet . When my team is 0-7 and starts Tebow THEN I will be mad.

On Topic: (if there was one anywhere here): I believe in you Omnis! You can do it!!

U mad now?

 

[F1 fan]

The "I should me admin" thread linked in the first page is a personal favourite of mine. As is this thread and the eminembeastfan2 threads.

This comes from 2 of my favorite site members, one being Famine 👍

"This video has been removed by the user"... Damn!!!

 

[hawkeye122]

"This video has been removed by the user"... Damn!!!

Right?! I was so annoyed.

Any other new gems? niky usually has some insightful things to say.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

Omnis's User Title:

"Always Be Closing threads" gets a vote from me. And, on a related note, it also makes me think I'm not the only one with a frustratingly repetitive job.

 

[niky]

Right?! I was so annoyed.

Any other new gems? niky usually has some insightful things to say.

Bacon is delicious.

 

[Small_Fryz]

But why is the rum gone?

Oh wait... he was just refering to Niky

 

[F1 fan]

Right?! I was so annoyed.

Someday, he'll be a featured video on "America's worst drivers". I have a feeling that he stamps on the accelerator at the lights and accelerates away in a cloud of smoke while the people who are "racing" him were left in astonishment, muttering something along the lines of "stupid kids".

 

[niky]

Wait... there's a setting OTHER than "glorious tire smoke" for the pedal? I always figured "why do it half-assed" when I first got my license.

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He shall learn. If only because of the insane price of replacement tires.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

Wait... there's a setting OTHER than "glorious tire smoke" for the pedal? I always figured "why do it half-assed" when I first got my license.

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He shall learn. If only because of the insane price of replacement tires.

In fairness, he did also mention the comfort of his passengers. I think he's most concerned with lady friends, and doesn't care at all about tires.

 

[F1 fan]

Wait... there's a setting OTHER than "glorious tire smoke" for the pedal?

From what I've learned here on GTP, a 2.2 camry is a finely tuned racing car. On the other hand, a Toyota Venza has an aggressive throttle map with only two settings: Standstill and Millenium Falcon hyperdrive.

He shall learn. If only because of the insane price of replacement tires.

Given the way he crumbled under questioning in his original 2.2 camry thread, I would love to see the conversation should he ever when he inevitably gets pulled over for reckless driving. I imagine he will start by explaining to the officer that the 92 year old gentleman on the mobility scooter was attempting to race him off the lights, so he obviously had to floor it to show this man that he "knows how" to beat anything off the lights. When the police officer starts informing him that it is illegal, he will backpeddle so hard that he goes flying out of the car and across a state line, making it a federal case.

In fairness, he did also mention the comfort of his passengers. I think he's most concerned with lady friends, and doesn't care at all about tires.

I think his definition of "comfort" is akin to my definition of "sheer terror".

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

I think his definition of "comfort" is akin to my definition of "sheer terror".

👍 My vote for "best quote" goes to...

 

[Blitz24]

U mad now?

Why would I be mad. Its not as if I'm rooting for an actual NFL team .