All Hail The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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I think this is pretty hilarious.


WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

• Flimsy moral standards.
• Every Friday is a religious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
• Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

Link: http://www.venganza.org/

 

[Solid Lifters]

Hmmm.... I wonder if that Spaghetti Monster comes with garlic or cheese bread.

 

[Blake]

That is so funny.

Blake

 

[Lee]

So whats hell like?

 

[Silverzone]

wow... thats almost as weird as Real Ultimate Power

 

[Danny]

This should be sigged by all members!

 

[Tacet_Blue]

It's a more plausible explanation than some I've heard recently

He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage.

💡 of course...someone needs to tell the scientists this. Maybe the tests should be done near some bolognese sauce, that might distract Him.

Touched By His Noodly Appendage

 

[Blake]

So frieking good. ROFL!



Blake

 

[Zardoz]

This sums it all up for me:

"As a scientist, I'd like to say that the currently accepted scientific theory is evolution. But, some competing ideas have been proposed, such as ID and FSMism, and discussion to include one should include the other, as these ideas are equally valid."
-- Mark Zurbuchen, Ph.D.

 

[Duke]

I'm in! I'll even use the world's worst smiley:

 

[Roo]

I like it. Someone give that man a job.

 

[skicrush]

I can jsut hear your parents now. "Are you sure you're not just hungry, and confusing that 'Burning in you bosom' with that 'hole in your stomach' hungry feeling?"

 

[daan]

Is prodding someone with your noodly appendage not against the AUP?

 

[Danny]

No, you're thinking of the 10 Commandments.

 

[daan]

AUP? 10 Commandments? Same thing Shirley, sorry, surely.

I remember you telling me not to call you Shirley.

 

[xcsti]

I'm for it.

 

[Danny]

AUP? 10 Commandments? Same thing Shirley, sorry, surely.

I remember you telling me not to call you Shirley.

Nope.

Honour thy father and mother isn't in the AUP.

 

[VT]

Nope.

Honour thy father and mother isn't in the AUP.

Oh, but the honoring of Jordan is somewhat implied. And he can be looked upon as the Father of GTP. So honor thy father.

The FSM is awesome. I'm in!

edit:

" One of the most exciting developments in fundamental physics in the last twenty years has been the development of so-called "String Theory." In String Theory, all fundamental sub-atomic particles are visualized and described mathematically as microscopic vibrating strings. Although as yet unproven, many physicists believe that String Theory has the potential to become the long-sought "Theory of Everything," through which the fundamental physical nature of all matter and forces will become understood.

Obviously String Theory IS correct, although misnamed (a secular humanist conspiracy perhaps?). As NOODLE Theory clearly unambiguously reveals, He has created the fundamental subatomic particles that form all matter in this universe in His own quivering image! You, me, the Earth, the stars...everything in the universe...are all built of trillions of tiny jiggling noodles, microscopic copies of our Divine Saucy Maker. Truly He is everywhere and in all things!
Boy-oh-Boyardi and Ramen!"

LMAO!

 

[Solid Lifters]

I love my new God! I find him.... Sacrilicious!!!

 

[Grand Prix]

I believe in the Flying Pizza Monster.

 

[Blake]

*overwhelmed by noodly apendige avatars*

Arrrggghhhh!

Blake

 

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edit:

LMAO!

Yeah, I love reading the e-mail he's been getting.

*overwhelmed by noodly apendige avatars*

Haha, I've just noticed them, too. This is awesome. 👍

 

[Blake]

Look what you've done!

Blake

 

[tabs]

Bobby did it.

 

[Slicks]

Dude, it's Mister Noodles!!

That's going straight to my 'tar.

 

[Danny]

Join the club!

 

[Gen.]

No! The FSM is the devil!11!111!one1!

The true saviour is the singing bread 👍 👍

 

[Blake]

This is getting crazy...

Blake

 

[Danny]

Haha there's a Wikipedia entry!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_spaghetti_monster

Codes of conduct

* Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen.
* Followers are expected to dress in pirate regalia.


Schisms

A rival faction, based on SPAM: The Spaghetti Pulsar Activating Monster, has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.

 

[Omnis]

Are you guys kidding me?

I still don't know why I don't link to this stuff to give you a good laugh when it's fresh. His Noodliness is so stale.


You guys are not with the next big thing, obviously.