All Hail The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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That's because of one major difference.

Singing Bread= A musical food stuff.
Flying Spaghetti Monster= Supreme ruler of the universe.
 
ultrabeat
That's because of one major difference.

Singing Bread= A musical food stuff.
Flying Spaghetti Monster= Supreme ruler of the universe.
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I'd argue something along the lines of "Pasta is a meal, bread is only a part of one, so clearly a god made of pasta is more complete than one of bread. Plus there are always leftovers for others when you have pasta."
 
xcsti
I'd argue something along the lines of "Pasta is a meal, bread is only a part of one, so clearly a god made of pasta is more complete than one of bread. Plus there are always leftovers for others when you have pasta."
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Don't forget the Complex Carbohydrates ;)
 
Sometimes, a thread comes along, and just shows with out a doubt which members need a little less GTP, and a little more sunshine.
 
Magic069
Sometimes, a thread comes along, and just shows with out a doubt which members need a little less GTP, and a little more sunshine.
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:cough: ultrabeat :cough:

Don't noodles go bad in the sun? :nervous:
 
xcsti
I'd argue something along the lines of "Pasta is a meal, bread is only a part of one, so clearly a god made of pasta is more complete than one of bread. Plus there are always leftovers for others when you have pasta."
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You still don't get it. The Pasta is God. Garlic Bread is but a humble accessory, fit only to reside on the side plate; never with the Main Dish.

Infidel.
 
Magic069
Sometimes, a thread comes along, and just shows with out a doubt which members need a little less GTP, and a little more sunshine.
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Man, that is so true.

Sorry, I don't bow down anyone or anything.
 
McLaren F1GTR
...Sorry, I don't bow down to anyone or anything...
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Yeah? Well, one encounter with His Noodly Appendage and you'll be down here with the rest of us, bud. That kind of blasphemous smack-talk can get you in a lot of trouble...
 
I'm sorry. I tend to live life to its fullest, and bowing down to a mythical thing isn't on my things to do list.
 
xcsti
:cough: ultrabeat :cough:

Don't noodles go bad in the sun? :nervous:
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Quite a cough you've got there.

I don't think you non-believers are actually getting this-

Flying Spaghetti Monster is God.
 

daan - Is prodding someone with your noodly appendage not against the AUP?

ultrabeat - No, you're thinking of the 10 Commandments.
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Count me in! I'm not using the avatar though... there's 5 people with it already :eek: That's alot of noodly appendage...
 
Duke
You still don't get it. The Pasta is God. Garlic Bread is but a humble accessory, fit only to reside on the side plate; never with the Main Dish.
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Does that make garlic bread some sort of apostle?


ultrabeat
Quite a cough you've got there.

I don't think you non-believers are actually getting this-

Flying Spaghetti Monster is God.
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I'm just as guilty.
 
McLaren F1GTR
I don't believe in Gods, so there for, he is not real to me which would make it pointless to bow to a mythical creature.
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Heathen!
 
Saleen Man
Hmm, party pooper McLaren. This thread is a good read.
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It appears this thing is nothing but a fad.
Remember the /Hard or whatever club, and all that other stuff?

I still think this will be gone just with all the other stuff in a few weeks.
When you guys worship this thing....makes me wonder about some of you.
 

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