All Hail The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[Touring Mars]

DOH! Well, nevermind... we're not meant to discuss piracy on these forums anyway

 

[daan]

DOH! Well, nevermind... we're not meant to discuss piracy on these forums anyway

Oh, but we Arrrrr.

sorry

gets coat

 

[Danny]

If ye want to know how to speak propa pirate, ye-arr, then check out this thread.



Matey.

 

[Magic069]

...and yet I still find myself reading through pages, like a lost child in the middle of the mall on the day after thanksgiving.

This has to be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

 

[Duke]

*groan*

^ and that's not the first time you have made me do that TM!

Please discuss your private lives via PM...

 

[DQuaN]

Why 'o' why did I not see that when I typed it.

 

[Famine]

This has to be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

I doubt it - no-one's told me about it...

 

[Danny]

Why 'o' why did I not see that when I typed it.

OMG I love you Dunc.

 

[daan]

If ye want to know how to speak propa pirate, ye-arr, then check out this thread.



Matey.

What thread would that be then?

 

[Danny]

The one I didn't post because I lost the link.


https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=69260

 

[Touring Mars]

What thread would that be then?

The invisible pink link?

 

[DQuaN]

OMG I love you Dunc.

Where does this religion stand on homosexuality then?

 

[Danny]

I believe it is of the YAY! opinion.

 

[DQuaN]

Oh good 👍

 

[911_Carrera]

AUP? 10 Commandments? Same thing Shirley, sorry, surely.

I remember you telling me not to call you Shirley.

I feel like going to watch Airplane now.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Sorry erm, pasta monster thing, I haven't got time to read it. *shrugs*

 

[tabs]

Where does this religion stand on homosexuality then?

Of course the Flying Spaghetti Monster will welcome your homosexuality, His Noodlyness is a very tolerant being. 👍


Anyway, I thought you all should see this:



Above is a "...photograph that was taken in 1971 inside a cave deep in the rain forests of Belize. It depicts a cave painting that experts estimate at 8,000 years old; the painting clearly shows an allegory of the creation of our Cosmos by the Flying Spaghetti Monster."

Link: http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=730&highlight=cave+paintings#730

Pffft, as if we needed further proof...

 

[Touring Mars]

you Pastafarians will believe anything...

 

[Danny]

That's great, David Anderson!

 

[tabs]

you Pastafarians will believe anything...

"I don't have anything against the board, or even against Intelligent Design, for that matter," Henderson explains via e-mail. "But allowing supernatural theories in science courses such as biology is a threat to all of us."

RAmen.

That's great, David Anderson!

Who?

 

[Touring Mars]

That's great, David Anderson!

daan 💡

 

[Blake]

Who?

Blake

 

[TheCracker]

Further indisputable evidence has recently been discovered to prove His Savoriness:
The Napoli Shroud



Originally discovered in Constantinople, the Shroud is now on puplic display in a small restaurant in Naples, Italy. Skeptics believe the shroud to be nothing more than a napkin, covered in tomato sauce, discarded onto a bowl of half eaten pasta - but what do they know!

 

[TwinTurboJay]

**sneaks in, snipers The Flying Spaghetti Monster, leaves unnoticed*

 

[DQuaN]

*like a miracle the bullets pass straight through his holiness, but his entourage (us) pull out our Glocks and give chase*

You won't last long!

 

[Famine]

**sneaks in, snipers The Flying Spaghetti Monster, leaves unnoticed*

Given that He is invisible and can pass through solid matter, according to the Book of Henderson (which is all true, by virtue of the fact it proves itself), you can neither see the FSM to shoot Him, nor actually shoot Him.

 

[TwinTurboJay]

**sneaks back in, flips the bird to all cult members, runs out...**

 

[Famine]

May the Invisible Pink Unicorn rapture your socks.

 

[TwinTurboJay]

**while running from room, blows a sock, spins out of control and hits the door frame**

 

[TVRKing]

blows a sock

Is that actually possible?

 

[Silverzone]

Uh.. wow. I am suprised this is still going.. I give it another day until everyone loses interest.