All Hail The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[Blake]

It appears this thing is nothing but a fad.
Remember the /Hard or whatever club, and all that other stuff?

I still think this will be gone just with all the other stuff in a few weeks.
When you guys worship this thing....makes me wonder about some of you.

You are so wrong

Hard!​

Blake

 

[McLaren]

You are so wrong

Hard!​

Blake

And that was as pointless as this.
I can only imagine what you guys are going to go with next.

 

[Blake]

I find it somewhat disconcerting that you're taking all of this so seriously ...

Blake

 

[Famine]

Pfft. Foreigners. You come to the alternative religion table so late in the day:

In England and Wales 390,000 people (0.7%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms, surpassing Judaism and making it the fourth largest reported religion in the country. The highest such responses were typically in cities with high student populations. The percentages of religious affiliations (excluding atheists and non-respondents) were:

Christian: 94.0%
Muslim: 3.1%
Hindu: 1.1%
Jedi: 0.7%

Regional breakdown of Jedi in the UK.

 

[Blake]

Yeah I've heard of stuff like that.

Blake

 

[Danny]

It would be ace to have Flying Spaghetti Monsterism in the top four.


Take that, Judaism!

 

[DQuaN]

Pfft. Foreigners. You come to the alternative religion table so late in the day:



Regional breakdown of Jedi in the UK.

I'm afraid I..... I......

 

[Famine]

Why? Are you Sith? Don't go to Bristol then - there's 6,600 Jedi there.

 

[DQuaN]

That was supposed to mean that "I'm afraid that I.... I...... (was one of the people that put Jedi on the census)"


Wow! 2761 in Ealing.

And i'm one of them!

I'm no sith

 

[Famine]

I wonder how many followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn will be on the 2011 Census.

Would the IOC have given London the Olympics if they knew that 2,761 Jedi lived in Ealing?

Hmm. Actually...

"You don't want to give the 2012 Games to Paris."
"You know, I don't think we should give the 2012 Games to Paris."
"You want to give the 2012 Games to London..."
"I think we should give the 2012 Games to London."

 

[daan]

...the Invisible Pink Unicorn....

The what?

How do you know it's pink if it's invisible?

 

[Touring Mars]

or even a unicorn?

 

[Famine]

The what?

How do you know it's pink if it's invisible?

That's part of the whole conundrum of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. She likes pineapple pizzas - though there are two factions which are split on whether it's pineapple and ham, or pineapple and mushroom. Everyone's agreed she hate pepperoni though - for that foodstuff leads to the Purple Oyster of Doom.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Enjoy your God, for he is delicious!

 

[daan]

That's part of the whole conundrum of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. She likes pineapple pizzas - though there are two factions which are split on whether it's pineapple and ham, or pineapple and mushroom. Everyone's agreed she hate pepperoni though - for that foodstuff leads to the Purple Oyster of Doom.

Ooookaay. Has your medication just ran out, Bursar?

 

[Famine]

It's true! All of it! See?

 

[DQuaN]

Ooookaay. Has your medication just ran out, Bursar?

I believe he prefers to be called: "Rameses Niblick the Third, Kerplunk Kerplunk, Whoops, Where's My Thribble".

 

[daan]

I believe he prefers to be called: "Rameses Niblick the Third, Kerplunk Kerplunk, Whoops, Where's My Thribble".

Or "Gilbert"

 

[Famine]

Says Lord Gingermoustache-Green'fro.

 

[Touring Mars]

I wonder what car He (FSM) would drive? I reckon it would be the Amuse Carbon R .... I reckon He'd make a really good Carbon R'er... (geddit?) Sorry, crap joke... but atleast I found it Amusing....

 

[DQuaN]

*groan*

^ and that's not the first time you have made me do that TM!

 

[Touring Mars]

sorry, it's been a while since I've Penne'd any good pasta jokes...

ok, i'll stop now

 

[DQuaN]

Aaarrrggh!

 

[ExigeEvan]

Dunc...Didn't you get a fine for putting Jedi as your religion?

I think I remember a mates uncle saying he had.

 

[daan]

*groan*

^ and that's not the first time you have made me do that TM!

No come on. This is a family forum.

 

[Silverzone]

*groan*

^ and that's not the first time you have made me do that TM!

 

[Touring Mars]

Very funny...

Did anyone see this?

Followers are expected to dress in pirate regalia

Oh dear....

 

[DQuaN]

Oops

 

[Silverzone]

Ninjas pwn Flying Spagheti Monster

 

[Danny]

Very funny...

Did anyone see this?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wikipedia entry on Flying Spaghetti Monster

Followers are expected to dress in pirate regalia



Oh dear....

Haha there's a Wikipedia entry!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_spaghetti_monster

Codes of conduct

* Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen.
* Followers are expected to dress in pirate regalia.


Schisms

A rival faction, based on SPAM: The Spaghetti Pulsar Activating Monster, has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.

Soooo old T M!