America - The Official Thread

[Exorcet]

At this point, I'd rather support Greenland, Canada, Mexico, & whoever else Mango Unchained keeps going after than support America....

Despite that being the most sensible choice, there are no doubt plenty of people that would call that anti American because their idea of patriotism isn't defending their country but instead enforcing compliance in direct contrast to the concepts of freedom and liberty.

 

[Jezza819]

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver started it's new season last night and of course the main topic is Trump. One of the things covered is what USAID does and does not do. That freak job press secretary has a list of items that she accuses USAID of spending money for.

Spoiler for strong language

Spoiler

 

[TexRex]

This thread is desperately in need of some positivity. To that end, I'd like to acknowledge Rush Limbaugh's achieving four years of sobriety.

 

[GBO Possum]

It's leopard feeding time, once again:

 

[TexRex]

Leopard looks surprised by the stupidity of face nipples.

Nice thing about not using Facebook is I'm not inundated with AI slop but alas I haven't been able to escape all of it.

 

[TexRex]

I just realized the first initials of the Trump children spell out BIDET. I don't think that's a coincidence.

 

[Famine]

Leopard looks surprised by the stupidity of face nipples.

What did Wilford Brimley do to get reincarnated in such a manner?

 

[Darla Starch]

Rude.
At least a bidet is highly useful

 

[TexRex]

What did Wilford Brimley do to get reincarnated in such a manner?

 

[Pupik]

What did Wilford Brimley do to get reincarnated in such a manner?

Agreeing to perform a serious role in The Firm. How will Tom Cruise ever get away?

 

[ScottPuss20]

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I'm horrified

 

[Northstar]

I sure hope everyone that's been wrongly fired by President Musk gets a fat raise before returning to their job. I'm sure there's plenty of positions that probably don't need to exist, but the way they've gone about this is just the absolute dumbest.

 

[TexRex]

I'm sure there's plenty of positions that probably don't need to exist, but the way they've gone about this is just the absolute dumbest.

 

[05XR8]

I can see the list of demands from those they’re trying to rehire:

 

[Biggles]

What was merely hinted at in Trump's first term has now become explicit: Trump admires Putin (and Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping), and despises the leaders of the western democracies. He sends J.D. Vance to Europe to lecture them on their wokeness, while serving up Ukraine to Putin as punishment for Zelensky's failure to indict the Biden "crime family".

The western democracies have been infantilized by 80 years of deferring to the US militarily and politically. They need to put on their big boy pants, stop trying to normalize & appease Trump and act together to counter the US. Trump's America no longer embodies post Second World War democratic values.

 

[Korvregn]

Trump really does his best at blaming Ukraine for the war, I am sure his best buds Putin and friends are very satisfied.

"I think I have the power to end this war, and I think it's going very well. But today I heard, 'Oh, well, we weren't invited.' Well, you've been there for three years," Trump told reporters at his Mar-a-Lago resort. "You should have never started it. You could have made a deal."

Trump says Ukraine 'should have never started it' in comments about war with Russia


Trump is not just a very very horrible person, he is the guy who blames the victim for being raped. The damage this man is going to inflict on the world will be catastrophic and cause so much suffering and death.

The outcome of the war in Ukraine will set the bar for the next years security situation in Europe, and I am not surprised if we will see a large scale military conflict in five years time in the baltic region. With Trump giving EU the boot and handing the victory in Ukraine to Putin, I see this as a very possible and very horrific outcome, depending on what the US and Russia decides behind Ukraines and Europes back.

I hope I am wrong.

 

[Liquid]

If European countries had any spines, they would turn their backs on the United States so long as this was the direction US foreign policy was heading towards. Wishful thinking, I know, but the danger is apparent for all to see.

 

[Famine]

Hitler lied and blamed Poland for Germany's invasion of Poland.

Putin lied and blamed Ukraine for Russia's invasion(s) of Ukraine.

0.957 just repeated the latter lie, without so much as a second thought.

 

[UKMikey]

Mare nostrum:

 

[Dennisch]

HOW THE **** IS IT POSSIBLE FOR SUCH A MAGIC MORON TO BECOME SO RICH AND POWERFUL?

Seriously USA, is there something in the water?

 

[Blitz24]

HOW THE **** IS IT POSSIBLE FOR SUCH A MAGIC MORON TO BECOME SO RICH AND POWERFUL?

Seriously USA, is there something in the water?

Because the people who voted for him are morons and/or callous enough to want other people to be hurt even if they get hurt.

 

[Famine]

Does he look thinner and a little more... droopy, or is it my imagination?

 

[Dennisch]

Does he look thinner and a little more... droopy, or is it my imagination?

I hope he got sick eating McDonald's.

 

[SPDN Stefano]

The positive thing about Trumps unhinged behavior is that Europe is finally realising that we need to stand on our own two feet and can't be at the mercy of the US population voting moron A or moron B into the white house.

 

[PaMu1337]

Hitler lied and blamed Poland for Germany's invasion of Poland.

Putin lied and blamed Ukraine for Russia's invasion(s) of Ukraine.

0.957 just repeated the latter lie, without so much as a second thought.

Can you explain why you call him 0.957? Genuine question, I have no clue what you're referring to and I feel like I'm missing a joke here 😅

Does he look thinner and a little more... droopy, or is it my imagination?

I'm not really seeing it. He mainly looks a bit less orange in that video to me, making him look almost human. Maybe that makes it more noticable that he just doesn't look particularly healthy in general.

 

[Famine]

Can you explain why you call him 0.957? Genuine question, I have no clue what you're referring to and I feel like I'm missing a joke here 😅

Previously I just called her* 45, as in the 45th President. However she* is now also the 47th President, so 45/47.

And 45/47 is 0.957 to three decimal places

It would also seem to be a length:girth ratio, per Stormy Daniels.


*By Executive Order, everyone in the USA is now female.

 

[Blitz24]

Speaking of healthy, remember how RFK Jr. promised that he wouldn't change childhood vaccine schedule? He lied.

 

[PaMu1337]

Speaking of healthy, remember how RFK Jr. promised that he wouldn't change childhood vaccine schedule? He lied.

 

[Korvregn]

It would also seem to be a length:girth ratio, per Stormy Daniels.

Just even visualizing that ratio on a naked, giant orange manbaby will probably inflict permanent damage to my cerebral cortex.

 

[Dennisch]

Trump before shaving and making his wig out of the hair.