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Apples and pears.
Explain.
If your refering to Cockney Slang, then it means Stairs.
Indeed. Everyone always gets Cockney Rhyming Slang wrong though - you never say the rhyming word. So you'd say "Apples" which means "Apples and Pears" which is a rhyme for "Stairs", me old China.
Incidentally, I'd like to introduce Americans to two things. The first is "avoirdupois":


This is a system of weights and measures using ounces and fluid ounces for solids and liquids or powders, most commonly used in baking and home cooking.
The second is the "box" (or "manhole cover" if you're a lady):

This is a hardened cover for the nether regions used in sports where there is a fast-moving, dense projectile (hockey goalkeeper, cricket).
The American term for both of these things is "cup". I do not want to eat a cake that has been prepared using a sweaty manveg pouch.