My review of the...
Punishing.
One word to describe it, that's what I'd come up with. Every sense of the word can be applied to this. Punishingly quick, punishing around the corners, and punishing of mistakes.
I'll admit that I'm not the greatest of drivers. Indeed, when I drove the last iteration of this
car, although it was the fastest car I'd ever taken around the Nurb' except for the Formula GT, I still could only manage a lower mid 6 minute time. The car was advertised as being able to reach at least 6'05, but I just couldn't put the time in. The old car perhaps wasn't entirely suited for me. A tad understeery when going through slow corners and wheelspin happy when you were being cautious.
But I've been told that all those problems are gone, and that in my hands I have a truly awesome machine. Indeed, the "fastest" M5 around. So, I went back to the old haunt, "The Green Hell" to have another round.
First impressions are simply amazing, as the old car was. It handles like a rollercoaster, on rails. If this car existed in real life, I'd be in quite a lot of danger of being torn out of the drivers seat and flung through the window. It pulls
that much. Indeed, incredibly punishing. Flat out, the wind roars past the car as you literally punch a hole through the race track. Another good reason I'm thankful that I'm testing in a virtual environment is the fact that since it pulls to hard, the G's would probably reduce such a lesser human as myself into a cardboard cutout.
By the time I'd entered Karrousel, I'd already shaved at least 6 seconds off my previous Hurricane time. I felt a lot more... comfortable, shall we say, in this car. It felt somewhat more stable under braking this time, and the wheel spin wasn't a threat anymore, even for my overly cautious early in/fast out style of racing. Indeed, although I never feel much at ease in fast(er) cars, this one had a calming sense to it. Probably the 5 series allure.
After Karousell is where I usually lose time in the bigger cars. Apparently not the case in this. The fast, sweeping chicanes were no match for the brakes and the agility of the Hurricane. The twitchyness from the last car is essentially all gone now. I can ease into braking without risking breaking the rear end loose. And this came in incredibly handy for the upcoming section...
If anyone within 100 miles of the 'Ring who was asleep at the time of my lap probably had their peaceful nap ruined by the sound of horsepowers thundering down the back straight. If I wasn't 2 dimensional before, I certainly was now. The stability is also immense. I could edge across the track into a better posistion for the upcoming corners without spinning out, creating a Hurricane (
), smashing into a tree and causing a small nuclear explosion. When it came to braking, I threw my faint into the ABS system and slammed as hard as I could, as late as I dared. And through sheer forced will, I managed to clear the last few corners flawlessly and delivered myself a time of 6'14.xxx. Pretty much smashing my previous time.
To be honest, I really can't fault this car for being what it is. What it is, is incredible. The closest thing to a purpose built racer that you can actually enter for normal car races. It's that great. But if anything, it just felt a little... soulless. In fact, most fully tuned cars feel this way. All the stripping of the original parts just sort of deadens the experience for me. Not subtracting anything from my opinion of the car though. There aren't many faster ways around the Green Hell, and I'm not lying.
9/10 (Perfection is an oft chased dream. It might happen one day though
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