...and now a random fact about Chuck Norris:

[Small_Fryz]

Ghosts are made by Chuck Norris Killing people faster than death can process them

 

[BayConRong]

Chuck Norris got into a "who has more testicles?" match with Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris won by 5.

 

[McLaren]

Chuck Norris got into a "who has more testicles?" match with Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris won by 5.

Considering what Lance went through, kind of not funny.

 

[Der Alta]

I just realized this thread gets a lot more funny, when you replace "Chuck Norris" with "Pako"

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Pako.

Pako doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Pako has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Pako.

Pako does not sleep. He waits.

Pako is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Pako is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Pako counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Pako's goatee. There is only another Ban Hammer.

When Pako does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Pako's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Pako can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Pako doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Pako can slam a revolving door.

When Pako looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Pako.

Contrary to popular belief, Pako owns GTPlanet.net, He just lets everyone think Jordan does.

 

[daan]

 

[Omnis]

Pako doesn't play bass, he makes his hand vibrate by hitting it with a guitar.

 

[Barracuda]

Pako is so strong he tore his own muscle... while having fun.

 

[Bram Turismo]

That was great Der Alta! 👍

 

[tfujiwara]

I'm going to give one for Pako.....

When Pako was in middle school. His teacher assinged the class to make an essay about "Whats Courage?". Pako got an A+ by simply turning a blank peice of paper with his name on top.

 

[Famine]

Pako can slam a revolving door.

A-ha! J'accuse!

 

[Northstar]

Pako only has one enemy, an innertube.

 

[Peter]

What about the almighty indigo one?

Famine shot down a plane with his finger by yelling "bang".

 

[orimarc]

Famine stopped the Vietnam war by going into the battlefield and saying "You better stop or I'll use the BANHAMMER"

 

[Rykon Zero]

God said, "Let there be light," and Famine said, "Say please."

 

[Small_Fryz]

ghosts are caused by pako killing people faster than death can process them

 

[Touring Mars]

Brokeback Mountain isn't just the name of a film - it also refers to the pile of dead ninjas on Pako's lawn.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Pako has allowed to live.

Even I won't argue with that

 

[Peter]

Dinosaurs once borrowed money from Famine. They never payed him back.

Famine played rock, paper, scissors with a mirror and won.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Pako does not pass gas. It escapes from him.

 

[orimarc]

Pako once tried to fart. The result was called "Atomic Bomb".

 

[Peter]

Famine can ban 2 spammers with 1 hammer, this:

When Famine falls in water, he doesn't get wet, water get's the banhammer

 

[Studentdriver]

A friend of mine here at USC sends out a sort of mass e-mail series which mostly consists of his barely coherent ramblings, and he typically concludes with original Chuck Norris facts. It somehow just occurred to me to share them with you all.

• They say no man is an island, and that is true. Chuck Norris is, however, an archipelago.

• Everyone loses the game, but do you ever wonder why? It's because we're all playing it against Chuck Norris.

 

[Peter]

When God said "Let there be light", Famine banned him from GTPlanet for not saying please.

 

[orimarc]

When Bruce Banner gets angry, he transforms into Hulk. When Hulk gets angry, he transforms into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets REALLY (bleep) angry, he transforms into Famine. When Famine gets angry...start running. FOR YOUR LIVES.

 

[TB]

I ain't afraid of no Famine.

Much.

 

[Peter]

Be careful, don't make him use this:

 

[TB]

I'll just make sure I'm wearing my wife's sunglasses.

Before you ask, they're Ray-Ban Shields. Geddit? Banhammer, Banshield? Yeah, I know...

 

[Peter]

Superman wears Famine pajamas to bed

 

[Tomaz]

Happy B-Day Chuck Norris!

 

[Northstar]

Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays, birthdays have Chuck Norris.

 

[Daniel]

• Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun and won.
• Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

My try at a Famine one:
Famine introduced Indigo to rainbows

hey, I tried...