...and now a random fact about Chuck Norris:

[Danoff]

Ok ok, I think I can get the hang of this.

When Wikipedia doesn't know the answer, it asks Famine.

 

[TB]

When Wikipedia doesn't know the answer, it asks Famine.

And I have a PM from Famine that says when he needs help with a picture for Wikipedia he comes to me...

 

[Daniel]

And I have a PM from Famine that says when he needs help with a picture for Wikipedia he comes to me...

When Famine doesn't have a picture because Wikipedia wants info from Famine. He asks TB.


Doesn't really work

 

[niky]

Hot Tip:

The entire job is borderline gynaecology - except removing the crankshaft pulley which is physically impossible unless you are the lovechild of Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer.

Which explains everything. Because he did the job. And he isn't a gynaecologist. Hence...

 

[Vince_Fiero]

Was anybody able to get the opinion of Chuck Norris on GT5?



I found this in the GTPlanet news:
https://www.gtplanet.net/sony-exec-gran-turismo-5-launching-this-fall/

Quency Says:
February 2nd, 2010 at 7:30 pm

There is only one reason for that delay…

Chuck Norris didn’t finish to play the game yet… So can’t be released !

OmnipotenceZERO Says:
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:26 am

Chuck Norris finished GT5 already.

https://www.gtplanet.net/new-gran-turismo-5-nascar-video/

Ikke Says:
March 4th, 2010 at 6:56 pm

now i hope the nascar cars are some of the cars that have damage models, cause nascar without damage is the same as chuck norris without a gun.

From GamerBlog: http://gamer.blorge.com/2010/01/13/gran-turismo-5-delayed-indefinitely/

Saber_HAHAha:
January 13th, 2010

Every time they delay GT5 Chuck Norris punches a baby.

 

[Daniel]

Elephants are afraid of mice because Chuck Norris' pet mouse ran away and they don't know which one is his.

 

[Vince_Fiero]

This morning in the newspaper L'essentiel:

Jean-Claude Van Damme, will fight at Bâle (center of the agreements that should assure financial stability before the crisis) Bolo Yeung this Friday. But he even beats Chuck Norris.

It is rumored that Chuck, after hearing this, took his GTR, to beat up L'essentiel, will continue to Bâle to teach Van Damme and Bolo how he can take both of them at the same time and since this would be to boring as activity will kick the risk out of the banking sector to create a little challenge in his week.

they also mentioned:
Chuck Norris:
- did count till indefinite, twice already (I suspect once positive and once negative, using infinite decimal representation)
- can win a game of "Connect-Four" with only 3 moves

- the only thing that ever touches the shin on Chuck Norris are his socks (any other contact his shins are kicking the crap out of the other subject.)

 

[mr_VOLCANO]

Dinosaurs once borrowed money from Famine. They never payed him back.

Famine played rock, paper, scissors with a mirror and won.

Ha ha I loved that one 👍

 

[Jump_Ace]

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Jerome

 

[Wiegert]

• Chuck Norris doesn't have Twitter, because he's already following you.
  
• Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.
  
• Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'
  
• The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

 

[another_jakhole]

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Chuck Norris once could not find Waldo; they do not make those books any more.


Bring it back? I love me Chuck Norris facts.

this most recent one was closed.
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=204738

 

[Tesla]

Chuck Norris and Superman had a fight once. The deal was that whoever lost had to wear their underpants over their trousers.

 

[another_jakhole]

Chuck Norris' chin hairs are far too strong to be cut with a mere razor. In fact, that's the reason why he keeps his beard at a constant 1 inch:

that's as close as the lawnmower can cut.

 

[AlexGTV]

Beneath Chuck Norris' beard hides yet another fist.

 

[Dennisch]

All this thread needs are 2 words. Chuck Norris.

 

[lbsf1]

Just find a link of the sentences they use for the stig on top gear and they would all pretty much be suitable.

 

[Racedude]

The world didn't end because Chuck Norris wanted people to kill play with.

 

[another_jakhole]

Just find a link of the sentences they use for the stig on top gear and they would all pretty much be suitable.

👍


When Chuck Norris sky dives, he doesn't use a parachute. Instead, he crosses his legs and lands firmly on the clouds to meditate.

 

[Peter.]

Famine wins trophies for his game face alone.

 

[Crumpet]

Have I been missing something?

Who the hell is Chuck Norris?

 

[DK]

Chuck Norris won't go skydiving again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

 

[Lizard]

Chuck norris had a staring contest with the sun and won.

 

[David]

Have I been missing something?

Who the hell is Chuck Norris?

He's been kickin ass in B-movies and TV shows since long before you were born.

 

[Peter.]

Both sides of Chuck Norris' pillow are cool.

If you beat Famine in GT5, it'd be listed on your resume.

 

[Small_Fryz]

If you beat Famine in GT5, it'd be listed on your resume.

*Goes and fixes his Resume"


Chuck Norris has counted to Infinity..... Twice

Ghosts are caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them