If you weren't a dude I'd ask if you were my wife. I heard more or less the same thing from her I don't know how many times.
One of note was the guy who was complaining that he needed to be seen right away because he'd been there, on a Saturday at 3am no less, for 2 hours. As they were wheeling a guy who was in the process of having a heart attack to a room, my wife told him that he and his itchy mosquito bites could wait or go to the other hospital in town.
13 year old kids who walk around with daggy shirts down past their crotch, daggy jeans past their mid shins, backwards caps, wacko gangstah hair and a phone in their hand playing some horrible rap which mainly consists of a black person talking some stupid sentences about sex, drugs and other crap.