Assassin Performance Tuning ** M3 '04 TEST CAR Released **

Onboy123
Yea!! I like you more than I liked your bro :D And you're up at 6?! Wow, what's your job?
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I passed out on the couch watching Pulp Fiction. Woke up around 6 (its my internal alarm clock) It sucks because I don't work today and it would of been nice to sleep in.

I work 2 Jobs (not much room for GT seat time) Day time I'm in Collections (serious fast cash, but boring) evenings I do side Jobs at a buddies Shop. Gotta make that Paper. If your a Mechanic side jobs are where it's at. Wednesday I had to drop a transaxle on a Echo and replace 5th gear, as it was ground down to nothing, 2 days work & I made $800, i even used a 5th gear out of a junked Echo tranny. Best cash is in brake lines though, So easy, low cost in material, high price to the customer.
 
ive pulled a 6:39 on the 12.9mile nurburg ring, running M3 CSL 502bhp and 1153kgs no downforce fitted and no aids, no corners cut and no curbs mounted, and no cars to draft. i only state my time as all tuners 'tunes' i try seem to offer no positive results, this is done with no aids, i will try your tune on the gtr, however looking at the digits i feel this wont work either (c.v is in the post lol)
 
Hmm……he never did state that it was a 'nurburgring tune', did he? He merely said the cars will be tuned on the nurburgring. Not for. And do us 'drivers/testers/users' a favour. Make the settings a little more readable, eh? :) (Directed a prototype stig)
 
Okay is it just me or did somebody stick something in the water last night? That's the second or third new to the forums poster proclaiming their superiority to everyone else in the last 12 hours. At least this latest one published some settings and gave a little basic info.:crazy:
 
Yea, thank god some people who recently joined are a tad bit more humble (looking at you, XDesperado, you cheeky arse, sweet talking me into driving that bonkers little Kei car of yours :D)
 
prototype stig
ive pulled a 6:39 on the 12.9mile nurburg ring, running M3 CSL 502bhp and 1153kgs no downforce fitted and no aids, no corners cut and no curbs mounted, and no cars to draft. i only state my time as all tuners 'tunes' i try seem to offer no positive results, this is done with no aids, i will try your tune on the gtr, however looking at the digits i feel this wont work either (c.v is in the post lol)
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This will go faster (o_O) lolololol I hit a low 6:40 after spinning out... It was late, I was tired & said F-it I'm watching a movie and passing out. Not here for Hot Laps, but Hot Tunes. That attitude doesn't last long around here.

My CSL has done 6:37 what's so hot about 6:39?!?!? Even 6:37 in my CSL ain't nothing special.

If you want to brag about lap times like that, be careful CS might come in and Drive this GTR sub 6:30..... (o_O)

It's too bad you have yet to find a Tuner that works for you, it's good your not the only Driver on here isn't it....
 
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XDesperado67
Okay is it just me or did somebody stick something in the water last night? That's the second or third new to the forums poster proclaiming their superiority to everyone else in the last 12 hours. At least this latest one published some settings and gave a little basic info.:crazy:
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I know it's nuts. Cuz everyone KNOWS I do the best tunes anyways. Duh. I ran like a 15:00 in my dahaistu midget.
 
You don't even tune!! :lol: :D And you up for it Assassin? Hyper bonkers AMG FTW!! :D and how do you know that he won't last long? Unless you've been there…… 💡 And you don't need anyone other than me to test! :D cuz I'm just awesome :dopey:
 
AssassinTuner
Me either. I tried to Jedi mind control my neighbor into running the lap faster but he only had Mod Nation Racers, no GT5 :(
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Instead of obi-wanning(?) him, you should just switch to face slaps. I've found the harder and more often you open hand smack someone the more willing they are to do your bidding.
 
sins1er
Instead of obi-wanning(?) him, you should just switch to face slaps. I've found the harder and more often you open hand smack someone the more willing they are to do your bidding.
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My personal choice has always been electroshock therapy. Simple press of the button any time they fail to perform as desired and you quickly have them begging for a chance to do it right. :crazy: :scared: :crazy: :nervous::crazy::drool: :crazy: :bowdown: :D

Now if I could just use it on a few posters around here...:crazy::sly::D
 
Honestly, I was so tired I don't remember much of it. I being eaten alive by bugs and ticks, and being in a considerable amount of pain at the end. That's about it.
 
AssassinTuner
I want to do a replay with the M3 GTR but not sure what Track to go to. The Nurb old Track is long and a big upload for my phone data plan. im looking more around 1 to 2 min lap area.

Any suggestions?

Ill also add a banner for the car looking mean in Matte Black
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grand valley
 
AssassinTuner
Lol somebody knows me. No explosions, but it will be a lil while before I hit GV in anything. lolololol....
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Right with you there. 55 more laps this weekend of FFs before I can give your GTR a go on the ring. Sounds like fun!
 
tris_73
Right with you there. 55 more laps this weekend of FFs before I can give your GTR a go on the ring. Sounds like fun!
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Yeah we been at GVS enough for a little while.

I headed to the Nurburgring GP/F not as long as the Old Track but it's quite fun. If we want to have a lil fun running times with our M3's I'm running 1:56 I'm my M3 :sly: 3 seconds behind one of my other Tunes but 1:56 is alright :D
 

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